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Chapter 4: Camping with The Cullens part deux.

Bpov

Oh man! I have to spend a night alone with the unbelievably attractive Edward Cullen. Thankfully the amazing person that is Alice has decided to play loads and loads of games so I won't be alone with him for long ... hopefully. I don't know how I'll act when we're alone, I'll probably make an ass of myself.

"Okay guys time for camping game number one; Emmett and Bella continuing their embarrassing story war!" Alice yelled, getting cheers from Jasper, Rose and Edward. Emmett and I glared at each other. This was going to be very ... interesting.

"Oh Bella, dearest little sister of mine, do you remember the time when you were over here for the holidays and we decided to go shopping. You were standing in the queue to pay for dad's Christmas present and someone banged into you. Do you remember what happened then?" Oh yeah. I do. It wasn't the most embarrassing thing that's happened but it was still pretty cringe-worthy.

"You fell backwards into the middle of the floor and knocked down a clothes rail and started laughing. So there was my little sister laughing like a lunatic in the middle of the floor surrounded by clothes, she didn't even bother trying to get up. Of course she attracted an audience. She was lying there for about ten minutes until eventually I helped her up. She was too giddy to help herself up."

The guys were rolling on the ground laughing while I blushed a deep red. Oh boy Emmett, it is on!

"Okay then Mr. G. E Swan. That the best you got? Wait till you hear this one guys. One fine summer Emmett and I decided to go to the cinema to see a film he'd been begging me to see for ages. Do you know what happened? We got thrown out because somebody was being too noisy."

"Was Emmett making all the noises to go with the movie again and doing all his little voices?" Rose asked.

"Ha, if only. He fell asleep and started snoring so loud that everyone thought it was some weird sound effects in the movie until eventually he shouted out "No mama, little Emmy don't want bath!" It was so funny."

The others were grabbing their sides and gasping from laughing so much.

"Bella don't forget the time you got thrown out of the Bingo Hall for making to much noise and disturbing those trying to play. She had gone to bingo with our granny one time and had met some people there. They decided to go outside and started laughing and all that but when the decided to go back in they wouldn't let them."

"It was a cold night and all. Ya think they would've let us in. I mean we were only laughing! It's not like we were prancing about in the middle of a shopping centre singing "The sun will come out" at the top of my voice like someone I know. Do you mind that time Emmett? Remember skipping through the shops with your hands behind your back and singing. He even managed to reach the high notes."

"But Bella weren't you there right beside me also skipping but singing Sex Bomb." Damn him anyway. I was struggling to think of really good stories.

"What's wrong Bella? You've run out of stories to tell?" That's when it came to me. The most embarrassing story ever about Emmett. He'll probably kill me but I have got to win this. I smiled evilly at him and he looked scared.

"Emmett," I said in a fake sweet voice "remember the time when you were over at Christmas a few years back? The youth club was holding a variety show."

"Oh shit!" Emmett muttered under his breath.

"They needed a few fellas to dress as The Spice Girls. Of course the always helpful Emmett volunteered. He had to dress as Ginger Spice. So there he was walking up to the stage in a Union Jack bikini top, a mini skirt and killer heels."

Everyone apart from Emmett was laughing. Rose was wiping tears from her eyes.

"Bella wins hands down." Alice gasped out.

"Oh but I'm not finished yet. He had to go on stage, sing a song and .... dance to it." Even more laughter erupted around me. "What's even better than that is .... I have it on tape. Ah huh that's right I went there!" I said the last bit in ghetto style, I even did the whole clicking my fingers and raising my eyebrow thing.

Emmett was bright red but eventually he started to laugh too. Jasper was laughing so much he started having a coughing fit. Tears were running down Rose's face. Alice's entire body was shaking with laughter and Edward ... well he was laughing a lot too but I was being mesmerised by his musical laugh. His face crinkled in laughter was breathtakingly gorgeous. He was just so stunning. Aagh I have to stop thinking like this!

"I'll get you back for this Bells." I sighed. "Oh Emmett you can try but just remember that I can always accidentely on purpose let slip your real name." That shut him up.

"Okay guys, camping game number two; spin the bottle." I groaned internally. Man! this was going to be bad. I've never kissed a fella and some of thes lads were related to me(I shuddered at the thought) or else they were taken. The only single one was way out of my league and most likely didn't want to kiss me.

Rose spinned first, she got Emmett. I had to turn away. I did not want the image of my brother and his girlfriend kissing in my mind. Let's just say they do not care that people can see them.

Emmett spinned then and he got Jasper. "Hey man I'm comfortable with my sexuality and I don't care about kissing a dude because I'm straight. If you don't believe just think back to me and Rose earlier." Emmett puckers his lips and started to move towards Jasper. Jasper looks terrified "NO way man. I have limits and kissing a dude is not my thing."

Eventually Emmett gave up and gave him a peck on the cheek. Jasper spinned and he got me. Alice gave me a reassuring look and said "It's alright Bella, just give him a quick kiss on the lips." So I did. I'd hardly say that counted as a first kiss. I spinned than and got Edward. Aw fudge! (Bella says fudge instead of f**k) What am I going to do? Alice, Jasper, Rose and Emmett started yelling and wolf-whistling.

"Oooh Eddie, what on earth is Jessica going to say?" Emmett teased. Edward just looked amused and then he smiled shyly at me.

"Go on Bella!" Alice urged me.

I scooted over so Edward could move beside me. He leaned into me and again I could smell his mouth-watering scent. I breathed in deeply hoping he wouldn't notice. As his face moved closer to mine, my breather became heavier. I think I was hyperventilating. I noticed his breathing became heavier too and when I touched his face it seemed to stop altogether. I took this as a good omen and became just a little bit less nervous. He took my face in my hands and kissed me softly. I reacted instantly and my hands went to his hair. His hands went from my face to my waist and he pulled me closer to him. The kiss remained soft and gentle. I don't know how long we kissed for but he pulled away and leaned his forehead against mine. He smiled this crooked smile that took my breath away.

"Ahem" I heard Alice cough. I looked up and all four of them were staring at us shocked.

"Wow you guys!" Emmett said. "Eddie boy you are no longer allowed within three feet of my sister. Get over there now." He was pointing to the corner of the tent. I hadn't realised his arms were still around me and when he moved I felt weird without them. Alice and rose came towards me and dragged me into the next room.

"Wow Bella. That was something else. You so totally like my brother don't you?" I couldn't say it so I nodded and then gave them an embarrassed smile.

"Now all we have to do is get rid of Jessica. That shouldn't be too hard because I get the feeling Edward would rather be with someone else." Rose said looking at me. She put am arm around my shoulders. "Bella he definitely likes you. I could tell. That kiss was something else. It was more that a stupid, spin the bottle, fun kiss. It was deep. It's a kiss that two people who care deeply for each other would share."

I shifted uncomfortably. Could they tell how much I longed for him?

"Starting Monday morning we are putting our Get Rid of Jessica plan into action. We'll get Jasper and Emmett to help too." Alice and Rose gave each other hi-fives at their brilliance.

"Come on let's go back in before they think something's up."

When we went back in, a phone started to ring. It was coming from a bag beside me.

"Oh that's mine. Would you hand it over it me Bella please." Edward said smiling his crooked smile that I was beginning to love. I got his phone out of the pocket and handed it to him. As our skin touched I felt a shock of electricity run through my body. I got a peek of the caller-id before he took it from me. Speak of the devil, it was Jessica.

A/N So what do you think? Most of the stories Bella and Emmett told are true or else have been changed a bit. The one where she fell happened to me except it was at school and instead of clothes it was schoolbags. The one when they were skipping in town is also kind of true. My cousin and I did go skipping but we didn't sing. I did get thrown out of a Bingo Hall and The Spice Girls incident happened to a friend of mine but it was for charity so all I can say is Go on ya good thing!! Oh yeah my brother did fall sleep at the cinema once but the rest of that story didn't happen. I was only planning on having two camping chapters but I think I need a third. So read and review.

Love y'all

Helen x