Return to Forks Chapter 15: I'm a Barbie Girl, a twilight fanfic

Return to Forks

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. I honestly don't see what the point of this is, because I think we all know that the only person who owns Twilight is Stephenie Meyer and would she really be on this website? I also do not own "Barbie girl."

A/N Go raibh mile maith agat chuig mo léirmheastóirí agus na daoine a léamh mo scéal.
Go raibh maith agat do mo Beta twilight-is-lovee.

A big thanks to all my reviewers and those who read my story.
Thank you to my Beta twilight-is-lovee.

Chapter 13: I'm a Barbie Girl.

Apov

Did she just say what I think she said?

"Excuse me?" I had to clarify with her. I was only asking as a joke. I didn't actually think she'd say yes.

Bella looked at Rose and I, before answering.

"I said yes. I love Edward."

OH MY GOD!

Rose and I screamed our little hearts out and jumped up and down. This is so amazing. My brother and my best friend are in love, and they're going to married and have lots of little Bellas and Edwards.

They'll be stunning looking children because their parents are both stunning. Oh my, when they get married, I'll be able to plan everything, and of course Rose and I will be bridesmaids.

Hmmm . . . I need to go look for a dress for Bella. I need to think of colors.

"I can see Alice planning your wedding already, Bella." Rose laughed.

"Hold on, Alice. I haven't even told Edward yet. I know he cares for me but I don't think he could love me yet."

"Well you love him already. Why can't he love you now?"

She sighed and shook her head.

"Because, look at me and then look at Edward. We're two totally different people. I mean, he's smart, kind, generous, and he looks like a Greek God. I'm none of those things. I just don't understand what he sees in me. I love him, Alice, and I don't want to mess this up. I'm not going to tell him until I'm certain that he's in love with me, too. What if I say something and he doesn't return my feelings?"

Sometimes I feel like shaking this girl, maybe that'll knock some sense into her. Maybe then, she'll see herself clearly. I just don't get how she can't know what a great person she is or how beautiful she is.

"Bella, he loves you too. I just know it. I've never seen my brother act like this before. In the eighteen years I've known him, I've never seen him so happy and carefree. Believe me when I say he loves you."

Doubt still clouded her face. She was silent, pondering what I just told her. She opened her mouth to say something. Maybe she believes me . . . finally.

"But how do you know?"

Aaaaaagggggggghhhhhh! She really knows how to drive me up the wall. Why can't she just believe that Edward loves her? I think it's fairly obvious how he feels.

When she was away seeing Jacob, Edward jumped down our throats at the slightest thing. He was consumed with jealousy. It was really annoying

"Call it sibling intuition."

As I hoped it would, it made her laugh.

"Jeez, Bella, lighten up! You've just realized that you love Edward and that there's a very high chance he could love you in return. We should be celebrating," Rose said.

Trust Rose to turn the situation around into some sort of party. We really should party though.

"Okay girls, let's play a little game. 'Truth or dare.' Except it's really only dares . . . So, I guess it's just called 'Dare.'"

Yay! I love this game. I squealed and Bella joined me. I take it that she loves this game too. Great, one other thing we have in common.

"ME FIRST! ME FIRST!" I yelled. I get excited really easily.

Rose and Bella discussed for a little while about what my dare should be. When they finished, they both grinned evilly at me.

Bring it on, girlies.

"Okay, Alice, since you're so excited, we dare you to go downstairs in a pair of sweatpants and a hoodie."

What?!? No! they wouldn't be so cruel at to make me wear those . . . things and to actually face people in them.

"I don't have any of those articles of clothing." Ha, ha! Beat that. I can't do it now. I smiled at them smugly.

"Oh, no problem there. I've brought some with me," Bella said innocently.

I narrowed my eyes at her. Oh beware, Bella, I can fight back. Just wait until your turn.

Reluctantly, I pulled on the clothes and went downstairs. When I went into the living room, Emmett, Edward, and Jasper turned to me, their jaws hitting the floor. Jasper ran over to me with a worried look on his face.

"Alice, are you okay? You're not sick are you?"

He actually thought I was sick because I was wearing these clothes. Darling, even when I'm sick, I wouldn't be caught dead in these clothes.

"No, I'm perfectly fine, Jazzy! I just came downstairs to see you but I'll be going now. Bye!" I smiled at him and turned, my face falling instantly.

I hate those two demons that I call best friends. How could they make me face my Jasper in these rags? I'll never be able to face him again.

Okay, that's an exaggeration, but still, I can't believe they made me do that. As I walked along the hall, I could hear the girls laughter coming from my room.

I entered to find Rose lying on the floor clutching her sides, and Bella half on, half off the chair, tears running down her face, laughing her butt off. I quickly threw on my lovely, fashionable clothes and turned to face them.

"Oh, Rose," I called sweetly. "Your turn. We'll save the best for last of course," I said turning to Bella. She looked genuinely frightened. This was going to be fun.

Bella and I talked about what would be the best treatment for Rose, and Bella, the little genius, came up with a brilliant idea.

"Okay, Rose, you must go without looking at your reflection for fifteen minutes."

Her eyes widened in shock.

"I can do this. Of course I can." Her voice sounded shaky.

Watching her was hilarious. She would be sitting there with her back to the mirror and ever so often, you would see her head twitch. As if she was going to look behind her at the mirror.

Eventually she focused on her hands and she managed to get through the fifteen minutes without once looking at herself. Maybe she's not as vain as we thought.

As we discussed what we were going to put Bella through, she whispered to me.

"That was harder than I thought. I don't know how you managed to go downstairs in those things, Alice. I couldn't even stand not looking at myself for fifteen minutes."

I looked at her confused.

"I was focusing on my hands because I saw my reflection in my ring." She chuckled softly.

There was me thinking she really wasn't as vain as she let on. How mistaken was I?

"Alice, I have the best dare for Bella." She whispered in my ear what it was. I gasped and then laughed. It was so evil. Rose has such a devious little mind.

"Bella." I used my sweet little voice again. She looked terrified. "Bella dearest, don't be scared. Have I ever mentioned that I used to adore AQUA? Well I have their album downstairs and my all time favorite song of theirs was Barbie Girl. All you have to do is go downstairs and sing that song . . . while dressed as a Barbie Girl."

Her jaw dropped. "WHAT!? NO! No way! I'm not doing it. Give me something else to do."

"Tut, tut, tut, Bella, we all did our dares. It's only fair that you do yours now."

Rose went downstairs to get set up while I worked on Bella. I curled her hair and put it up high. I put a huge flower clip in her hair at the side. Rose had picked out the perfect outfit for her before she went downstairs.

Bella was now dressed in a bright pink, tight-fitting dress made of PVC. I don't even know why I have that in my closet in the first place.

We made her wear silver shoes with flowers that matched the color of the dress. I put bright pink lip gloss on her lips and made her go downstairs.

I went down in front of her and announced her. Bella looked hilarious. All of us were holding our sides as she came down the stairs. She, of course, blushed a bright dress.

She went to the middle of the floor and posed as a doll. Her arms held stiff and bent at the elbows. Rose turned on the music and that's when she started to sing.

(A/N Bella is singing along with a CD, so the bold is the CD and the italics is Bella.)

Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blonde bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!

Bella was just too funny. She imitated the girl's voice perfectly and even made silly actions to go with the dance. When Bella finished she bowed and then blushed furiously.

Sigh! And I thought I was making progress with her confidence problems. I guess not.

A/N Sorry if it's a bit boring but this is just sort of a filler. Next chapter I will be skipping forward to mid-december so I can get started on my kick-ass-awesome idea.

Poll for Emmett's name is still up. Do it! I really want your opinion and how everyone should find out.

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