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CHAPTER 14 ... ALEX TO THE RESCUE!

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Rohypnol, Anybody?

Detective Eames walks in the bar and starts looking around, Mazy the owner, knows her well and can tell that something is wrong.

"Detective Eames, you look panic stricken, what is it?"

"Maze, my Partner called me, he thinks someone drugged his drink. Have you seen him?"

"He was with Lewis." Mazy looks around and points him out. They both move quickly over to the table to question Lewis.

"Lewis where's Bobby!?"

"Hey Detec… She cuts him off.

"Where is he!!"

"In the alley with some blonde."

The woman that Lewis is with can barely keep her head up. She starts to mumble.

"What ever Jake wants, Jake gets."

Alex starts running for the back exit to the alley way. Bobby is swaying and trying to stay focused. He had excused himself moments before the bimbo invited herself onto his lap. He called Alex from the men's room telling her that he felt like he had been drugged and needed her help. She was pissed at first but she was not about to turn her back on him. When he went back to the table, the full effect of the drug was starting to take over and the next thing he knew he was making out with this girl … his mind was playing tricks on him, he thought she was Alex. When she invited him outside to the alley, he also thought it was Alex … he kept calling her Alex.

Alex ran outside with her gun drawn and screaming for Bobby.

"Detective Goren!"

"Hey Eames … how are you throwing your voice like that?" He's looking at the blonde bimbo.

Eames can see Bobby, the Blonde and Councilman Jake Addleson. She can see that Bobby thinks the blonde is Alex and is very confused. She walks slowly towards them and wants an explanation.

"Everybody keep their hands where I can see them."

"Detective, it's me Jake Addleson. Obviously, Bobby has had too much to drink. I was just going to take him home."

Bobby is waving his hands in front of his face and then showing them to Eames.

"That's funny Jake. Bobby called me and told me that someone, she looks directly at the bimbo, drugged him and that he needed my help."

"Why don't you put the gun down Detective."

"Yeah, I don't think so. You blondie, up against the wall! Feet back and spread um."

"What for bitch?"

Alex grabs her and slams her against said wall.

"You are under arrest for drugging a police officer. You have the right to remain silent …"

Back up arrives and Bobby and the girl with Lewis, are both taken to the hospital. She was suppose to drug Lewis but she mixed up the glasses. Too much peroxide can do damage to brain cells … at least that what Alex always says.

She didn't have enough evidence to take Jake in … yet. Once the DA makes deals with the two bimbos, she felt certain that an arrest warrant would be forth coming. They had the evidence from the bar. The glasses at the table with the Rohypnol in them and the tall blonde's finger prints on the glasses. She got her dead to rights … she would take a deal or spend serious time in jail. They were going to up the charges to attempted murder to a police officer. A pretty blonde like that, in prison, don't think so. Jake was going down … please excuse the pun.

Bobby, in the meantime, was at St. Ann's Hospital. Lewis was by his side feeling badly about the whole event. In all the years he's known Bobby … most of their lives … he's never seen him "make out" with anybody in public. He also didn't realize that the bimbo's name wasn't Alex. He didn't even know the other girl's name … the one that he was with. He was waiting for Alex to come by the hospital when Captain Ross walked in.

"Hello, I'm Captain Ross. How's the patient?"

"Captain, I think we've met. I'm Bobby's friend Lewis … Auto Body."

"Oh, right … Lewis."

"Bobby isn't doing very well. That chick gave him quite a dose of that shit."

"Do they know exactly what it was?"

"Roofie? I guess."

The Captain is stunned. The look of shock evident on his face.

"He was able to call his Partner?"

"I guess, I didn't know. He went to the men's room, by the time he came out … he was totaled. I should have known something was wrong. Bobby's a big guy, he can hold his liquor. I feel like I let my friend down." Lewis hangs his head. He glances over at a passed out Bobby and walks out of the room.

Ross looks at his big Detective.

"You should have stayed home with Jim tonight Goren … he seems to really care about you." Ross follows Lewis.

Lewis is sitting in a chair directly across from Bobby's room, head in hands. Ross sits beside him.

"So Lewis, why did Bobby break things off with Jim?"

"Jim? Jim sounds like a guy's name … who the hell is Jim?"

"Goren's Life Partner?"

Lewis starts to laugh … tears are coming down his face and he starts to hyperventilate to a point where a nurse comes over to assist him.

"Life Partner … you're kidding, right?"

"No, he came by 1 PP. Big guy … lots of ink."

"Big Jim? You think Bobby and Big Jim are doing the nasty? That's fucking hysterical … I can't wait to tell the guys in the old neighborhood! Goren and Big Jim! That's fuckin great. What gave you that idea?"

"Goren and Big Jim."

Lewis starts laughing again.

"That old dog. He hasn't pulled a practical joke on anyone in years! I love it! Good one. Dude, don't you know he's too tall to be gay?"

When he's feeling better, we'll see who's playin who Goren! ... Too tall??

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