A/N: Recently I wondered, "What would some of the takes be if ROTES was actually like a film (haha not that it ever will)...So, I got this not-so-bright idea to type up some outtakes...
BEFORE YOU READ:
Warning, Side effects may include: Insanity, Short term memory loss, insanity, shiny object disorder, catatonic and paranoid schizophrenia, insanity, Agoraphobia, and other slight disorders may occur.
Do not read this fanfic if you are: Scared easily, afraid of waffles, frightened of Michael Jackson, hate coffee, or are embarrassed by pink hair...
You are advised to see your shrink before reading this chapter. (ask and make sure reading this won't be harmful to you or anyone else you come in contact with)
Return of the Evil Sisters Outtakes!
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Return of the Evil Sisters: Chapter One- Take One...annnnd ACTION!
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Kat was bored. She hated being bored. Her parents were at work and she was
stuck watching her. She sighed, then perked up as she saw two names on
her 'special' buddy list.
'My 'special' buddy list? What the heck is that supposed to mean?' Kat yelled from her desk.
Mr. Director rolled his eyes and chuckled, 'Sorry, please continue narrator. I think Kat's finished.'
'Anyways, back to the fanfic'; Grinning she clicked on one:
thecoolkat1002: Hey!!
pyrotechnics101: Sup?
thecoolkat: h/o lemme invite Roxas.
pyrotechnics101: kk
twilightwielder: hey Axel, Kat
'Do I HAVE to be grinning? And why am I talking to Axel and Roxas? What can't it be someone else?' Kat enjoyed watching the narrator, Jon, and the director suffer...most of this complaining was already though out by her and Kaida.
Jon moaned. Jon who is not even writing this thing (he's not actually even in this story much) said, "Come on Kat! Will you shut up! Just let the story unfold.'
The narrator put down hisscript, "Sorry, Jon, but she does have a point. Who writes this thing anyways?'
Kat blushed and from the house next door, Kaida growled loudly.
'Who really CARES?! Just enjoy the publicity that this story gives you! Ca---' Jon was furious.
'I don't care about the publicity..But really, why do these stories ALWAYS start out with one of us being bored? Don't you get tired of reading the same beginning over and over and over again?"
Jon sighed, 'Just continue narrator...please. I'm begging you.' Jon pouted, groaning.
The narrator picked back up his script... er.. what spot was I at again?
Now, Kat groaned, 'JON! You made the narrator lose his spot!'
'Me? What'd I do? You're the one who keeps on interjecting your thoughts into the story.'
'Gah...You are just SO immature Jon.'
'Ok...Now I'm mad...' he grumbled 'I SHALL TELL THE STORY NOW.' He sang in a superhero voice.
Everyone groaned.
The narrator lept out of his seat. 'You can't do that! This is my job!' He jabbed at the script and pointed to himself. 'I'm the narrator!'
Jon just waved a hand, 'You're fired. I'm taking over now.'
Kaida messaged Kat in her head, 'Kat...' she warned, 'Stop him...this is not a good.'
Jon read what just appeared on the script, infuriated he picked up his cell phone and called Kaida.
-I hate you...you hate me...you are really annoying me...(the tune is to the Barny theme)- Kaida's ring-tone blared. Jon growled at this. She picked up her phone and pushed the answer button (and yes, her phone is sooo spiffeh to have an answer button...its dk purple...hehe..and says 'Answer'. Gah, I'm such a dork.)
'Ciao!' She calmly said into the phone, trying not to laugh.
'How come all my ideas aren't good ones to you?' He bellowed.
'Thats simple. Because they aren't ever good ideas.' She smiled into the phone. 'Ask anyone.'
'But how can I mess this up?'
'Jon...thats something easy for you.'
'THAT'S NOT NICE!' He yelled...Meanwhile, everyone had gotten into positions and were continuing with the story...all was going well. 'Ah. Crap...I have to go Jon.' Kaida set the phone down and walked out of her house and went next door to Kat's.
' DON'T YOU DARE HANG UP ON M----' The line went dead. The doorbell to Kat's house rand. Ding Dong. 'Come in...' Kat yelled.
Kaida stepped into the house.
'Aaannnndd CUT!' The director yelled.
'Hello, Jon.' Jon stared... and stuttered, 'But you were---and---I was--uh..'
Kat laughed, 'You see, Jon, we got along fine when you were occupied.
Jon folded his arms over his chest and wallowed in self pity.
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Take Two:
'Now we sing' The group looked in horror at the younger siblings to find they all had been transported to the World that never was.
'LLAMA LLAMA DUCKHAL--...' Jon was yelling...Everyone stopped. They all turned and stared at him...
Kaida stopped in the middle of the story.
"Oh, the sound of his voice pains me! Who wants to listen to each other sing? Especially Jon." Kaida and Kat whined
"Gahh...Will you just---' the narrator and director both were getting frustrated.
"We know, We know... shut up."
"Thank you." The director said, 'Thank you so much.'
The girls watched the director 'cross' himself'
'Hmm...I didn't know he was Catholic.'
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Take three:
Everyone was getting ready for the next scene. To get from one place to another...the Organization members had been using portal after portal after portal after portal.
'Over the River and through the woods! To the next portal, we go!' Demyx was singing...thoroughly preoccupied with his iPod (Demyx frowned when he read this. 'Butt, it's myPod not iPod.' Dem's remark caused Kat and Kaida to roll their eyes).
'SHUT UP!' Everybody yelled.
'Woah!' Demyx yelled. 'How many people was that?'
"Uhh... Axel, Zexion, Kat, Kaida, Jon, Marluxia...' The director trailed off.
'Ok! I get the point!' Demyx made a locking up his mouth gesture and threw the key imaginary key over his shoulder.
This one small action caused everyone to break out in applause.
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Return of the Evil Sisters: Chapter Two- Take One...annnnd ACTION!
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Demyx looked at his 'boiz' 'Alright we are going to dance to 'Hey Mr. DJ' I
already have the dance choreographed. The first step is...'
The lights from the room suddenly turned off. One lone spotlight was in the center of the room, and what was in the light probably scarred the 'boiz' forever.
Demyx's normal mullhawk was brushed out into a huge afro (about the size of a beach ball). A large bright purple strip ran down the center. He was wearing bright purple disco clothes (aka. tights with huge bell bottoms and a ruffly silky shirt) Huge, shiny, purple aviators completed this outfit.
duh dun da da dun dah dun da dah dun dah da...
EVERY BODY DANCE NOW!
Demyx turned around and started dancing. From what the 'boix' could see, the sprinkler looked to be his favourite move.
Xigbar, Xaldin, Vexion and Lexious stared at Demyx, their jaws reaching to about their knees. Seeing this, Demyx made a face. 'Whats a matter dudes? Dontcha lyke mah fro?'
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Take Two:
About two and a half hours past while the first bracket practiced their
dance moves over and over...
The group came out of their rooms sweating and tired
Kairi moaned, 'EWWW! Sweat!'
'BE QUIET!' everybody yelled, after getting through the singing section of the story, everyone was fed up with Kairi's whining...
The narrator sighed, 'Back to the script...Ahem....Axel plopped down on the couch in the lounge room...
'Wow...that's the most I've worked in a while' Axel said...
'That's the most you've worked ever!' someone in the background yelled. Axel jumped up out of the couch, his Chakrams ablaze and spinning. Just as quickly, he fell back down on the couch. 'Never mind...I'm too tired to be mad right now.'
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Take Three:
Zexion burst through the lounge doors, script in hand, fuming. 'I am NOT wearing an apron. There is nothing in any world that can make me wear one!'
He looked at his surprised friends. 'What?' He wondered, in his I-cant-believe-that-you-are-looking-at-me-like-that voice
Kat and Kaida snickered. 'That's what you think.' The girls thought to each other.
Zexion's little outburst helped the two girls notice that one special day in an early spring month. April Fools Day. . . . .not like it was anytime soon. . . . . . but, it gave them an idea.
-that night-
'Do you have it?' Kaida whispered to Kat.
'Yeah, right here.' Kat raised the item she held in her hand.
'Wicked.'
She and Kat moved to Zexion's door. 'Is he asleep?' Kat wondered.
'Yeah,' Kaida messaged back.
Quietly, the two turned the knob to Zexion's door and slipped inside. Zexion was sprawled out on his chair, book in his lap.
Kat and Kaida looked at each other and smiled mischievously. Kat unfolded the apron and handed it to Kaida.
Softly, trying not to wake the sleeping teen, Kaida slipped the top of the apron over Zexion's head. She then slid the strings around his back and tied them, leaving Zexion asleep, but in a pinstripe apron. Kat took out the camera.
'Awww...Such a sweet emo.' Kaida whispered when Kat took the picture. At the word 'emo', Zexion twitched in his sleep.
'Lets get out of here, he's about to wake up.' Kat thought to Kaida. 'Ok.'
Kat and Kaida quickly teleported to the computer room and made a few...dozen copies of the photo. After copying it, the two girls tacked one copy on the billboard and waited till dawn.
The entire castle shook with Zexion's roar four hours later. Everything was going normally until Zexion realized what he was wearing...he was very mad, as in using his book mad. He quickly ripped the apron off and attempted to walk calmly into the lounge...this didn't succeed (it looked like a drunk's attempt to run in a straight line) He saw everyone crowded around the billboard, staring at the picture in pure amusement. Zexion quickly opened his book and with a whirl of pages everyone disappeared.
Thankfully, Kat and Kaida were in the music room. They knew what Zexion was going to do, so they just avoided him that day.
Zexion rummaged through Jon's bag, looking for one item in particular...Jon's notebook. He smiled evilly when he found it. Zexion quickly took out a pencil and wrote something in the notebook. Soon, every script that had to do with him in an apron was changed.
He dusted his hands off, 'Perfect.' He looked over his shoulder at his Lexicon, 'Nah...I'll let everyone out later.' Zexion stood up and walked out.
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Return of the Evil Sisters: Chapter Three- Take One...annnnd ACTION! (hehe you people are probably tired of reading that)
The camera spans and takes us to a small room backstage where the dancing
competitions were currently being held. Simon Cowell and Nigel Lythgoe were in
a heated argument. The argument was about which one's British accent is
better...
Lets just skip this part now, shall we?
The camera zooms back out just as Nigel fell out of his chair, apparently
crying like a baby. Simon laughed and a few curse words were heard along with
Nigel screaming, 'Curse you Salmonella!'
The camera shakes and everything goes black.
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Take Two:
Kaida's left hand erupted in flames as she moved her hand as amazing speed towards Axel's face.
She slapped him.
'AXEL YOU JERK!'
Kaida laughed, 'Cut.' She yelled.
Kat turned to her with a questioning look upon her face. 'What is that for?'
Axel was rubbing his face, mumbling to himself. 'Kai- not so hard...Am I bleeding?' Axel turned his face towards the light.
The two girls laughed, 'Wimp.' Axel pouted.
'That was fun...um..did I mess up the scene Mr. Director?' Kaida turned to the director, who was reclined in his chair drinking a fruit smoothie.
'No..'
Kaida glared at him. He recovered, correcting his mistake, 'Nu...No...N-Not too badly, we'll have to go over it again.'
Kaida smiled and Kat started laughing.
'Alright!' The director yelled, 'Lets go back over the scene.'
'What?!' Axel yelled.
Kaida cackled.
'Ready...ACTION.'
'No...' Axel whimpered.
(Bleh...this is crap...Kat..do I dispose of this?)
(No me likey. Its like, "Awww Axel, do I need to kiss it better?" :P)
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Take Three:
Axel was standing at the edge of Demyx's olympic size pool glaring at the water like it was his worst enemy.
Kaida walked up next to him. She turned her head and looked at him. He motioned with his thumb behind him. "How about we go---?" Kaida cut him off. "Yes, lets." Kaida offered her hand and Axel took it. Seconds later, they disappeared.
Zexion walked over to Kat, "Where'd they go?" Zexion asked.
Kat laughed, "I'm not completely sure, but I have an idea."
Zexion leaned forward and Kat whispered something in his ear. He covered his mouth to stop from bursting into laughter, "They're what?"
A few minutes passed and Kat was tired of waiting for Axel and Kai, "Kai?" Kat thought, "Are you and Aku almost done yet?"
"Yep." Was the short reply.
A metallic-y red portal appeared infront of the group, and out came Axel and Kaida.
Zexion and Roxas couldn't help themselves; they fell to the ground laughing.
"What...the...heckisthat?" Roxas breathlessly questioned.
"Come on guys, its not that bad." Kaida said, glaring at the two.
Kat snickered, "Kai? It really is."
Axel and Kaida walked, arduously over to the edge of the pool and peered over. "Ready Kai?" Axel gave her his hand. "Yep.
Kat stared at the two. Demyx leaned over and whispered to Roxas, "I can't believe that they are wearing shiny waterproof suits"
Roxas laughed, "Ha-ha me neither."
Shiny waterproof suits, you ask? Yes. Kaida and Axel were covered head-to-toe with a silvery material waterproof suit. And...they looked absolutely ridiculous (Come on, be imaginative folks...tis not my fault be, if out of good ideas is me... -X . x-) .
"One...two...three...JUMP" Axel and Kaida jumped into the pool. Axel quickly jumped back up water pooling off of his shiny suit, "YES! These things actually work!"
Kaida stepped out of the pool. squish. squench. sploo. phlem.
"Possibly the noisiest thing I've ever seen," Roxas commented, receiving a malicious glare from Kaida.
"Screw this," Kai muttered and wrote the suit away.
"Bombs away!" Kat ran at Kaida and knocked her into the pool, drenching them both from head to toe.
"Hahaha!" Kat laughed. "I got you!"
Kaida splashed Kat and rolled her eyes. Axel looked at them both, "You guys are crazy, See?" He floated around, "I'm not wet. Ha-ha-ha."
Kat and Kaida shared a look. Kat pulled out her waterproof notebook and quickly scribbled something down.
Axel was pulled underwater seconds later. He emerged...all wet. His suit had disappeared. "GRRR!" His hand flew down to the water, flames everywhere.
Kaida whispered something to Kat and she wrote it down in her book.
"Ahh, gotta love author powers." Kat dusted her hands off and stepped out of the pool, Kaida following.
-crack-
A thick layer of ice had formed over the pool and Axel (who was very much stuck). Kat and Kaida looked over at each other and laughed, "Leave him?" Kaida asked.
"Fine with me." Kat grinned and the two skipped off to the land of Oz.
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Return of the Evil Sisters: Chapter Four- Take One...annnnd ACTION!
There really is no need to continue with this outtake... I mean, you've already heard Simon and Nigel go at it like little girls...So, I must ask, do you really want to see it again? I think not...
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Take Two:
Kaida walked and opened the fridge, 'Darnit...I really need to find my notebook.'
'And you're looking in the fridge for it because?'
'Oh, I was looking for a Monster.
0.o
'An energy drink...'
Well, after going over this scene a few…dozen times, (Roxas just couldn't figure out when to walk in the room at the right time...) the guys wanted to play a trick on Kaida. How would they do that? By placing a real monster in the fridge.
Kaida walked over and reached out to open the fridge. She looked over her
shoulder...'Everyone's thoughts are racing so fast.' She thought, 'I think
something's up'. She noticed that when she was about to open the fridge,
everyone's thoughts stopped.
So, Kaida stopped reaching for the fridge and the thoughts raced again. 'Ok,
now I know something's really up.' She concentrated hard and was surprised at
what was inside the fridge…'What the hell is that?' She wondered, 'It's like
nothing I've ever heard before.' Grinning to herself, Kaida thought-whispered a
command to the beast in the fridge, 'Ok, here we go!'
Kaida opened the fridge and jumped back. "Oh my God! What the bloody hell is
that?"
The fridge-monster reached out, its tentacle-y arms grabbing her.
Roxas, Zexion, Jon ,Axel, and Demyx started cracking up. 'Ready?' Kaida
messaged to the beast. 'Syorid. (yes)' Kaida opened her mouth and let out a
scream. The boys stopped laughing in time to see the monster swallow up Kaida.
'What the?!'
'YES!' (3 guesses as to who this person was)
'Holy Petunia!' (another guess as to who this person was)
All 5 boys ran to the fridge and began poking and prodding the poor monster.
Having enough of watching the abuse to the poor thing, Kaida walked up behind
Zexion and grabbed his waist. "Miss me guys?"
"AHH! You're alright!"
"I'm sorry Kai, we'll never do that again."
"Jon glared at Kaida, "Darn it….After all the joy you put me through…"
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Take Three:
The story for take three in ROTES chapter four was stolen by a jealous
Aladdin.
A whole new world he says? Well, why don't you just find another story….(insert
evil laughter here)
O0o…Ebil Jafar must've taken over the poor street rat.
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Return of the Evil Sisters: Chapter Five- Take One...annnnd ACTION!
Zexion and Kaida walked out of his room (o0o sounds dirty) and to
the kitchen. About ten minutes later, the two had conjured up about 3 and a
half dozen waffles.
'O.M.G! WE'RE HAVING WAFFLES!' Demyx yelled when he walked into the mess hall.
Demyx walked over to Kaida and Zexion, "LETS DO THE WAFFLE DANCE!!!
(Sung to the tune of the Barney Song)
I love waffles, you love waffles, I just could marry a waffle
With its funny name and crispy tender sides,
If I said I hated the waffle it would be a bunch of lies.
Demyx grabbed Kaida hands and began to dance around with her. "Come on, Demxy…I'm not in the mood for doing the waffle dance."
Little did they know, Jon was behind them, notebook in hand.
Zexion's gaze moved from Kaida to Demyx. "Dem? I'D LOVE TO DANCE WITH YOU!"
Demyx dropped Kaida's hands and moved over to Zexion, taking his hands, "REALLY?"
"Heck yes!" The emo said ecstatically, while flipping his hair.
"Really, REALLY?"
"Really, really, really!" Zexion started dancing in a circle with Demyx.
Kaida sunk to the floor. "latnem yletelpmoc enog sah dneirfyob ruoy, raed yhw."
Jon snickered, "I could do this all day." He thought…And, for the one time he actually did, it was a big mistake. Kaida's head whipped up at the 'sound' of Jon's thought.
"Why you little bastard!"
"Uh-oh." Jon ran. Kaida chased. Jon fought pitifully. Kaida laughed. Demyx and Zexion danced for hours. Everyone was hospitalized.
Then, it rained waffles...Hehehe, waffle insanity.
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WAFFLES WAFFLES I LOVE WAFFLES!
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Take Two:
'But I don't want to ride.' Jon complained. 'I might get dirty.'
'Then go back to the castle' Kaida said.
'Fine.' with that Jon walked back though the portal. Marluxia looked around with shifty eyes, then quickly followed Jon.
Jon, back at the castle, had decided upon reading. Yeah, crazy isn't
it? Jon looked up and saw a pink,
flowery portal appear followed by singing. Marluxia stepped out of the portal, and, seeing Jon, exclaimed, "HEY! Since we're alone with nothing to do….." Mar
trailed off.
Jonathan raised an eyebrow, worried about what the pink-haired one might do
next.
"Can I do your hair and make-up?" Jon
shook his head furiously and tried to get away, scrambling over obstacles, but
Mar caught up to him quickly, his manleh pink scythe in hand.
"Make-up or death! (haha Cake or death!) Umm…death? Mar looked down at Jon, and sneered… "Wait,
no! No make-up! Please! Wait! AHH NOO!!
Mar smirked and dragged Jon to him bedroom for a complete and total make-over.
After it all, Jon actually didn't look…'half-bad.' Except for the fact that he was an exact copy of Marluxia, hair and all, minus the scythe…and the height…
With a few good h ours until the group came back, the clone danced around the house singing….
"I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel witty and pretty and BRIIIIIIGHT!"
"La la la la la la...Oh pretty meeee!"
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Return of the Evil Sisters: Chapter Six- Take One...annnnd ACTION!
"DANCE? I can't dance with out my coffee!!!" Kat yelled after Marluxia told her it was her turn to dance. Kaida walked up to a very unhappy Mar. (I guess he doesn't like being yelled at) "Whats wrong?" She questioned.
He turned to Kaida, his arms crossed, "KAT says that she won't DANCE
without her coffee."
Kaida laughed, " I get the hint Mar." In one quick motion, Kaida
whipped out her notebook and scribbled something.
The door bell of the studio rang. Kat mumbled something and sat down,
"I need coffee before I do anything." Kaida laughed and walked
towards the door. The door bell rang again, "I'm coming," Kaida ran
to the door, a 5 min walk taking half a second.
Kaida opened the door to a stunned teenager.
"Here you are." He said, thrusting the 5 cups at her. Kaida smirked,
"What is it?...uh" She looked at his name tag, "Er...Travis? Are
you scared of my appearance?"
Kat stood up. A zombified look upon her face, "Mmhmmm...I smell
coffee." She walked towards the door...and Travis.
"So," Kat read Travis' nametag, "You're Travis...hmm. You're the
Starbucks delivery guy?" A grin came up on her face. "COFFEE!"
She snatched a cup of Starbucks coffee, drank a sip, and ran to the lounge to
drink in peace.
"Want to come in?" Marluxia asked. Kaida ran over to where Kat was. Travis looked at Marluxia. "Um...sure?" Mar pulled out a bag candy. "We have pockey. Want some?" Travis' eyes widened. "Yeah!" He followed Mar to the castle's lounge. Mar sat down and held out the candy bag, "Anyone want some pockey?" Axel and Travis' hand reached out into the bag. "I love this stuff!" Travis explained. "A friend of mine gave me a bunch of this stuff to me last year and now I'm just addicted to it."
He popped a few pieces on pockey into his mouth. Marluxia said something about catching Xemnas with a Michael Jackson plush toy when he was interrupted by a choking sound. Kat looked up, to see their lovely Starbucks delivery boy chocking on his pockey. Kaida's head shot up. " DON'T DIE TRAVIS" They both yelled. Mar quickly jumped over to Travis and started the Heimlich maneuver. Travis coughed a few times and the pockey flew out. "I'm okay, thanks guys." (If you don't get this...than...yeah...you're toast... "I LOVE toast! Roxas yelled in the background.)(Kat: Well, if you don't watch FMA we might forgive you XP)
Take Two:
Jon and Kairi walked into the room...' Please Jon?! Please, please say yes...Can we go out tonight?' Kairi was pulling on Jon.
'No, Kairi...No, No, No, a million times, No...'
'But, Jon!?'
'No, I told you, I don't like you.'
The doorbell rang.
'Uh...come in?'
A tall caucasian bald man with a huge mustache stepped into the room. Kairi squealed. 'Oh my Gahh!' she jumped up and down clapping. 'Can you sign my shirt?'
Jon made a face.
The man spoke, 'I've been hearing about some relationship problems.' He opened his briefcase and pulled out two tickets. 'These are plane tickets to my show. You two need the help, and it would make a great show.'
Kairi, still jumping up and down, squealed again. 'Oh my gahh!! Jon! We're going to be on the Dr. Phil show!!!'
Jon's left eye twitched maniacally.
"Come on Jon-kuns!" Kairi tugged at his arm following the talk-show host. Jon stayed stoically stuck to the ground and drew his notebook.
"No you evil demented barbie-doll!!!!" A sawn off-gun appeared in his hands and an insane grin came across his face.
"Jon-kuns?"
KAPOW!!!!!
"Jon-kun are you alright?" Kairi asked as Jon snapped out of his waking dream.
"Dang-it!" Jon groaned.
Dr. Phil looked uneasily at Jon. "Uh...' He pulled out his cell phone and hit the number '2' (Gotta love speed dial) 'Jon...Kairi...I think you need to take this up with Oprah.'
Phillip Calvin McGraw winced as Kairi squealed even more, 'OPRAH!!!!'
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Take Three:
Flashback: 'HE'S LISTENING TO MICHAEL JACKSON?!'...'Ok, then, step away from the computer...'...'Thriller?"...'Well its a cool music video...and...Michael Jackson is freakin' awesome!...Xemnas started to walk slowly out of the room when colourful lights started twirling around. Xemnas stopped where he was, turned around, and started throwing his arms into the air...A black hat was covering one eye and he had on one white glove...:End flashback
A white portal appeared in the room. From the portal, a bleached person
stepped out. Seeing who this 'person' was, Kaida and Kat fainted.
Michael Jackson had just stepped into the room.
Xemnas' mouth dropped open in amazement. Trying to keep his cool, he smoothed
his hair with shaking hands. Nervously, Xemnas walked up to Michael and offered
his hand. "Mr. Jackson, I'm Xemnas." Xemnas said in a shaking voice,
"You're my hero." With glowing eyes he shook Michael's hand.
"That makes me feel good inside." Michael said. Xemnas smiled
slightly.
Kat and Kaida were slowly recovering when they heard words they really really
never in their life wanted to hear.
"Wanna get it on?" Michael questioned Xemnas. "Heck yes!"
Xemnas attacked Michael, jumping on top of him.
Music started in the background. (Haha not what you were expecting, eh? You
pervert! Gah...What is wrong with you people?)
'Its close to midnight and something evils lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,
You're paralyzed!'
Xemnas and Michael stood up and started doing the 'zombie walk'
Kat looked over at Kaida who nodded her head. Kat gave Kaida her hand and they
both teleported out. Physically and mentally scarred for life.
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no ones gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know its thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight.'
(music fades into the distance)
Haha...what the heck was I thinking? Anyhoo, the KING OF ALL WAFFLES demands you subjects to review...
Sorry that most of this was crap, I ran out of comical ideas (if there were any in the first place)
Kat is currently working on the Deleted scenes. So, look forward to that, they're quite humorous...
Hope you enjoyed!
Chapter 8 of ROTES should be out...sometime, uh, soon, I guess...School gets in the way of everything. -sigh-