WEWT DELETED SCENES!
Kaida, Kat, Roxas, Zexion, and Axel were backstage laughing. Knowing that was never a good thing the director walked up behind them. 'Uh, guys? What's so funny?'
'Our video.' Kat answered.
'May I see it?' questioned the Director.
Axel handed over the video camera.
-Video-
'This is Kat, and Kaida. We, along with Roxas, Axel, and Zexion have decided to do a documentary on the true happenings of this story.'
'But first, we have a little 'make over' to do.' The two girls laughed quietly and walked into Jon's room, where he was sound asleep.
'Roxas you have the eyeliner?' the said eyeliner was handed to Kat.
The next shot showed Jon, still asleep, in full emo attire. Black jeans, a black studded belt, black t-shirt, black converse, eyeliner, and to top it all off, they had straightened and dyed his hair.
'Now for the final touch.' they put a cd player next to his bed. 'Dear viewers, we leave you to enjoy the show.'
They waited at Roxas' laptop watching the feed from the camera. at exactly 3 in the morning the CD started playing.
'Dear Diary,
Mood apathetic.
My life is spiraling downwards...' Yes, it t'was the emo kid song, and it was blaring in Jon's ears.
They watched Jon freak out, then really freak out when he saw himself.
Kat and Kaida highfived. 'Life is good.'
-end video-
The director gulped. Never get on their bad sides.
Kat and Kaida took the camera.
'You ready?'
Kai smirked, "I was Born ready."
-video-
'Kai has heard a rumor of something interesting hiding in Larxene's room. We are here to confirm this rumor. But first to get her out of her room'
Kat ran up to Larxene's door and taped a note to the door, knocked and ran. They watched as Larxene opened her door and read the note.
Larxene,
I need your approval on a hair gel I'm considering buying. Can you come to my room and help me out?
-Demyx
(haha sorry Kat...I couldn't resist)
Larxene folded the note and walked fast down the hallway.
'Ok' Kat said to the camera, 'We have approximately 10 minutes. Are you positive Kai?'
'Oh yes. 100 percent.'
'Ok lets go.'
The two girls ran into her room and started looking.
'Kai, I can't find them and we have six minutes left.'
'Look for a secret door in her closet.'
'Bingo.'
'OH MY GOD! THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM!'
'ITS SO SCARY!'
'ABORT ABORT ABORT!'
-static-
-end video-
'Guys, wakey wakey.'
'Check out the new vid we did tonight.'
Axel looked at them 'You made a new video without us?'
'Just watch.'
At the end he whistled. 'I always knew she was twisted, but this?'
Roxas shuddered. 'Thats like the scariest thing I've ever seen in Larxene's room.'
What was the reason for all the alarm?
Larxene had a colection of 200 plus My Little Ponies.
--
Kat and Kaida were bored. They hated being bored. And to top it off they were out of ideas for pranks.
'Hey Kai, What do you...' Kat's question was inturrupted by,
'Matt! What did you do, and where are we!'
'I dunno...' all the while the familer beeping of a game boy was going on.
'Omigosh is that...?' Kat asked.
'Lets look.'
The two girls walked into the next room and saw...Matt and Mello from Death Note.
'Hey, what are they doing here. This isn't a cross over...' Kaida mused.
'Kai, never ever complain about two bishies showing up...And what did I tell you about the fourth wall?'
'Good point, and sorry'
'So which do you want to glomp first? I'll take the other...'
'Wait. Does Mello have his gun on him...' Kat asked
'I dunno. That would not be good...'
'MATT! Stop playing that freaking game boy and help me figure out what's going on!' The blond bishi yelled.
Kat looked at Kai and grinned.
'Uh, Oh, Kat, you have your 'I'm-so-innocent-I-get-away-with-everything-look-again.''
'I know..' Kat then stepped around the corner into the line of site to our crossover 'Welcome to The World That Never Was.'
Mello pulled his gun. 'Who are you and how did we get here.'
Kat, being glad she never went anywhere with out her messenger bag, and that a chocolate bar could shut Jon up, introduced herself. 'I'm Kat. Two friends and myself were trapped here by our evil siblings. We can't leave, but we might could get you back home. But don't feel in any rush to leave. You could stay here for several years and I'm 99.9(percent) positive that we could get you home with in an hour of when you left.'
'How? That breaks all laws of physics.'
'Yea, but in a fanfiction minor things like physics doesn't stop much.'
'Fourth wall Kat.'
'Shut up, you break it all the time'
That caused Matt to look up from his game.
'What?'
'Oh, nothing. You guys hungry? Kai and I just made some pizza.'
Mello started to ask for chocolate but Kat beat him to it and tossed him the chocolate bar. Linking arms with the two guys she led them to the kitchen. 'Come on. I have some one I want you to meet, then we will give you the run down on living in The World That Never Was.'
'Matt, Mello, meet Kaida.'
Kat's fellow fangirl bowed. 'I'm extremely glad to meet you.'
'Wait! How did you know our names?'
'Uh...How could we not? Your Matt and Mello, the third and second in line after L, but Near is freaky and I don't like him...so he don't count.' Kat rambled.
'How do you know all this?' Matt asked.
'Who cares,' Mello inturrupted,' She dosn't like Near.'
-A and E-
'What! They can't be there! That makes them happy!'
Emily sighed and looked up from her Demyx scrap book. 'Just make them wish they weren't there...Make them sing or somthing...'
Anna grinned evilly. 'I have a better Idea...'
Kat and Kaida stopped in the middle of what they were doing.
Kat looked over at Kaida, 'Wha..?'
Poof.
And they were gone.
Matt and Mello looked at each other and grinned. Matt, being the most 'brilliant' of the two jumped up and punched the air. 'Finally!'
Both the boys jump and turned around in the air.
When they landed, both were completely dressed in black suits.
A soft, Mission Impossible sort of themed music started fading into the room.
Mello jerked off the dark sunglasses that were on his face and looked into the mirror.
'We are SO much better than Will Smith!'
Matt grinned 'Yea we are! Do we really have to do this though.....we haven't gotten our pizza yet.'
Mello sighed 'Yes Matt we have to. You heard what they said, they won't let us go home with out doing this, plus the short one said we could keep the stuff. Heheh it will come in handy on Near, and I'll finnaly be number one!!'
'Dramatic much?' Matt mumbled, 'Ok lets get this over with.'
Just then the two girls walked in. 'Hey we got your pizza....Oh snap.' Kat sighed.
'They're dressed as....' Kaida started
'The men in black' Kat finished.
'Let's get this over with.' the two girls said in unison. Mello shrugged.
'Ok, you obviously know whats going on so....'
'look into the light.' the girls finished. He activated the flashy thing and started talking.
'None of this ever happened. All of this was a dream.'
-back in the real world-
Kat awoke startled 'That was weird.' then her cell rang.
'Ello?'
'Kat? I just had the weirdest dream.'
'Yea, me too, you were dateing Zexion and I was...'
'Dating the stupid pyro!' Kaida finished
'I was going to say Axel but yea.'
'Something's not right. Two people don't just have the same dream.' Kaida mused.
'I agree, but what?' Kat asked.
'I don't know, but I'm sure one day we will find out.'
Bwahahahahah!!!!!Tis the end!!!!!!! Yea crappy ending I know. but hey Its my Sr. year, Jon graduated early and is already in collage and Kai has dropped off the face of the planet. And yes we do have a sequel planned, its going to be a cross over with FMA. Meaning it starts out in the white nothingness void with us and one or two KH ppl and Edo and Al show up....If I can find that note book. My hard drive crashed and I lost all of my files. So hope and pray a dark blue note book appears soon. Or Kai has the files backed up. Or else the sequel is srewed. I know what I want but it might be crap if I don't find what I already have written. Kai and I have done at least four chapters of the sequel already and it would be a pain to start over. So even though we're not posting we are still writing. Well I know I am I'm not sure about the other two. So don't worry readers, we haven't forsaken you! Just don't be suprised if its MONTHS between postings. this is proof of that. Well sorry about the craptastic ending but I needed to wrapp this story up. So yea...Until next time!
This is Kat signing off
