Wee! 4 reviews in the less than 24 hours. That is a first for me!

Oh, and sorry for the Kira foaming at the mouth and having the seizure in teh last chapter.

DISCLAIMER: Nope, do not at all own Bleach. If I did, well let's just say things would be very different.

Onto to the story!

"Ah! Get off of me!" A small female voice yelled. The female swung her zanpakto at a hollow, they were coming at her in every direction. "Somebody help me!"

"Hinamori, don't worry I will help you!" The blond third division vice-captain yelled. He swung his zanpakto at a few hollows. Bashing that last one with his awesome powers, he helped the girl known as Hinamori up. "Are you hurt?" He questioned.

"No I am not, that is because you helped me out Kira!" Hinamori gave a smile, and let out a small chuckle.

"Is everyone okay here?" Asked the orange-haired shinigami, she was scanning the area of dead Hollows.

"Yes Matsumoto, everyone one here is fine. Than you for the worry." Hinamori answered to the strawberry-blond shinigami. Matsumoto whipped her hair around to her back.

"Well, that's good!" She calmly replied, a grin formed on her face.

"No need to fear! Shiro-chan is here!" A voice called out and echoed in a cartoon like way. A white-haired boy appeared, floating down from the heavens. He was wearing a second skin suit, showing off his ripped abs. He had a cape that whipped around in the non existing breeze, but the best part of his outfit was the speedo he was wearing.

"Aaah!" Hinamori held her eyes in her hands, while looking at the tenth division overexposed package. There was a huge bulge where the speedo was.

"Nice speedo, taichou!" Stated Matsumoto, struggling to keep in her laughter. It was to hard though, she broke out in a fit of uncontrollable laughter. All while she was bleeding from her eyes and foaming at the mouth.

"Hitsugaya-taichou, cover up your thing while in the presence of poor Hinamori. For god's sake, put your underwear inside of your pants, not on the outside." Kira stated, anger staining each word. He put Hinamori's face in his lap, while she was crying. Hitsugaya just gave Kira a blank look.

"Why is Hinamori crying? I came to help, and save you guys." He exclaimed in a hero like way.

"Well, taichou for one we don't need any help." Matsumoto stated, still laughing at Hitsugaya's outfit. "And two, well your outfit gives more to the imagination than really needed." She laughed and pointed to his "thing."

"Hitsugaya-taichou, please take that suit off before I do something drastic." Kira stood up and rested his hand on the hilt of his zanpakto.

"I don't have to take it off, it is my man suit!" Hitsugaya yelled proudly, he put both of his hands on his hips.

"Hitsugaya-taichou, I will ask you again, take the suit off. Or else." Kira was getting agitated.

"Or else what?" Hitsugaya asked.

"Or else this!" Kira drew his zanpakto out of his sheath and swung it down on the tenth division captain.

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"Hey miss, wake the hell up!" A man stated, he poked at the head of the tenth division vice-captain's head.

"Ugh!" She stirred.

"Wake up, it is late and were closing." The man pushed at her again.

"Ugh. . ." She stirred again and rolled over.

"Okay miss, you've gotten on my last nerve. Come on. If you won't leave willingly. Then I will have to use force. You have had way to much to drink. ." The man heaved Matsumoto's body over his shoulder. He then carried her out the door and onto the sidewalk. "Now go home and get some rest you alcoholic. You're going to need all the rest you can get, because your going to have one hell of a hang over in the mornin!"

"Ow!" Matsumoto rubbed her butt. "That hurt! I have had way to much drink. Especially to see my taichou in that speedo, and his man suit." She felt a chill go up her spine from the sight of her captain in his "man suit."

"Hey, Matsumoto what's the matter?" Came a voice. Matsumoto turned in the direction of the voice, it was Kira.

"Oh my god Kira. You murdered my taichou!" Matsumoto screamed, jumping off the sidewalk. "You're a taichou murderer!" She screamed.

"What? Matsumoto did you have another weird dream again? Because I can tell you right now, I did not murder your taichou. In fact, I just saw him down there calling your name and looking for you." The blond pointed in an anonymous direction.

"Wow, I guess it was a dream. That would explain why my taichou was in a speedo. I'm sorry for blaming you, Kira." Matsumoto smiled at Kira.

"It's okay, I get blamed for a lot of things. Wait, what? Hitsugaya in a speedo?" Kira responded.

"MATSUMOTO!" A loud voice yelled. Matsumoto looked down the road, seeing her angered captain.

"Well, I guess that is my cue, to get out of here!" Matsumoto turned the other way and shunpoed away from Kira.

"Kira." Hitsugaya stopped in front of the dazed out blond.

"Huh, oh hello Hitsugaya-taichou. What is it?" Kira questioned.

"Which way did Matsumoto go?"

"She went that way." Kira pointed in the way Matsumoto had run off.

"Thanks!" Hitsugaya waved at the blond and took off in the direction Kira had pointed out.

Wow, that was a wierd chapter, lol.

Thank you for reading, don't forget to review D

Preview for next chapter: Someone special comes to visit Matsumoto in her dreams.

Until next time, may the winds of change be upon you!

Mayan