WOOOOO! HAPPY FRIGGEN NEW YEAR PEOPLE!

Sorry, high on pepsi! lol

WEEEE! Second update today. That's a first for me!

This is dedicated to my dog for being a fat lazy dog. lol

DISCLAIMER: Nope, don't own Bleach. But I am still working on it!

Onto the story!

"Wee! I can float swim!" A strawberry-blond shinigami called out. "Watch me do it!" The shinigami started to swim around in mid-air.

"Matsumoto, watch what I can do!" Abarai Renji called out. The sixth division vice-captain proceeded to do a back flip in mid air. Matsumoto watched Renji enviously.

"Well, whatever Renji. My swimming is way totally better. Pfft." Matsumoto laughed at the red head , she crossed her arms over her chest.

"Quit dissing me Matsumoto, your just jealous of my awesome back flipping." Renji mimicked Matsumoto's arm crossing. "Look! Sake!" The sixth division vice-captain pointed to a bottle of Rice wine.

"What, where? Oh I see it!" Matsumoto then took off floating after the fleeing Sake bottle. "Come to momma, Sake! Come and get drunken by this drunk!" She yelled. Matsumoto continued to float after it, but how ever fast she floated the Sake floated away even faster. "Come to Matsumoto, come on Sake! Please?" She begged. The bottle then stopped, it flew right to Matsumoto crashing into her chest. "That's a good Sake bottle." She then took the cap off of it and proceeded to slurp it down.

"Woah, I feel weird. Look, more Sake." Matsumoto was surrounded by many Sake bottles, she stared each one down. "Wow, I'm in heaven!" She exclaimed, Matsumoto had drool come down from her mouth.

She took the nearest bottle and started to slurp it down. "Renji, come join me!" She had gone through about ten bottles all ready.

"Matsumoto, I never knew you were such a drunk! Jesus, take your drinking down a bit." His words of wisdom did not reach the halfway drunk female shinigami. "Whatever." The red head proceeded to follow the same action of the tenth division vice-captain. That action was to get drunk.

"Wow." Matsumoto stated, she was floating upside down hiccuping. "I am going to be really hung over in the morning." She hiccuped more.

"Ugh. . ." Was all Renji could manage to say. He was worse than Matsumoto when it came to drinking.

Matsumoto felt weird, she began to fall into an unknown abyss. She just kept falling and falling, until she hit the bottom.

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"What?" Matsumoto lifted her head up from her desk. She looked around, "Dammit, I'm not in Heaven, Just in the tenth division office." She slammed her hand down on the desk. "Ow, that hurt!" She squealed. Matsumoto looked around the office, she noticed something. No taichou! Which meant she could get a nap before he came back.

So, Matsumoto proceeded to go over to the couch and lay down for a nap. She had the same exact dream of where she dreamed of Sake heaven. Oh how Sake would taste so good to her right now. Without noticing his sleeping vice-captain, Hitsugaya laid on top of her.

Matsumoto adjusted to the small weight that had just laid on her. She wrapped her arms around the sleeping captain. They laid in this position for a couple of minutes before Matsumoto had realized she had to pee. It was from her dream of drinking all that Sake. Matsumoto tried to push the little bundle of captain off of her, but he wouldn't budge. Crap, crap, crap, she thought to herself.

Matsumoto gently raised herself and the sleeping captain up. The tenth division captain stirred, his teal eyes fluttered opened. He closed them again, Hitsugaya's eyes then flew open when he noticed he was top of his busty vice-captain. "Matsumoto?" He looked into her blue eyes. Hitsugaya then scrambled to get off of her. In the process, he managed to hit her swelling bladder.

"Good Morning, Taichou." She rhetorically stated. "Thank you for hitting my swelling bladder." There was no response from Hitsugaya. Like all other young boy's, he was embarrassed to be that close to cleavage. His face was crimson red, "What's the matter taichou? Never been on top off a woman?" Matsumoto asked the embarrassed captain.

"Um. . ." He managed to stutter, his all ready crimson cheeks grew redder. He stood there, staring at his vice-captain, who had just shunpoed to the bathroom.

"Ah!" The tenth division vice-captain was relieved to have emptied her bladder. She came out of the bathroom, she looked at her captain was still in the same spot. "Oy, captain! What's the matter?" She asked, hiding a small smile.

"Nothing dammit, now get back to work!" He snapped out of his embarrassment. Matsumoto's hidden smile disappeared, she then proceeded to walk over to her desk. She pulled out one of the drawers in her desk, inside was one of her many hidden stashes of Sake in the building. When she reached for the Rice wine, she realized there wasn't any in her hidden stash.

"Looking for this?" Asked her captain. Matsumoto looked up to her captain, there in his hand was her precious Sake.

"Your to little to hold alcohol, now give me my Sake back!" She demanded.

"No!" He screamed, a huge red vein popped out of his head. "You will regret that!" He stated, anger lacing each one of his words. Hitsugaya then proceeded to throw the bottle of Rice wine out the window.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Matsumoto screamed, she dramatically dropped down on the ground. "You're so mean, taichou."

"Heh, whatever. Now get back to work, dammit!" The tenth division captain demanded. He secretly patted himself on the back. That will show her, he thought to himself.

The bottle of flying alcohol hit Byakuya Kuchiki on the head. "What was that?" He questioned, he looked down at the bottle. Byakuya then took the bottle of Sake and put it into his Haori. "Nobody will ever know." The sixth division captain secretly smirked.

Happy new year to all again.

Thank you for reading and don't forget to review!

The next chapter will be up in the next couple of days.

Until Next Time, may your New Year's Resolution come true!

Mayan