Happy New Year everybody. Hope you have had a good year, and I hope this one will be much better.

On other matters, thank you to all my reviewers, I love you all! You make me happy.

DISCLAIMER: Nope, don't own Bleach. But I do own my own bottle of Clorox Bleach.

Anyway, this chapter is a bit weird.

Also, I am sorry it took so long to get up. I had some late inspiration.

Onto the story.

"Taichou!" The tenth division vice-captain called out. "There is a taichou's meeting and fuckutaichou's meeting taking place in the next thirty minutes." Matsumoto called again to her captain.

"Thank you Matsumoto. How are you holding up without your alcohol? Hitsugaya questioned.

"Oh, just fine taichou." A fake smile formed on her face.

"Good." Hitsugaya looked at his vice-captain, he knew that she was faking her happiness. Inside she was having withdrawals, Hitsugaya inwardly smirked. "Come Matsumoto, we must depart now."

Hitsugaya announced.

"Hai, Taichou!" Matsumoto lazily stood up, she seemed to have less energy since her Sake was taken away. The strawberry blond drudged over to Hitsugaya.

"Come on, you are going to make me late. Light a fire under it, dammit." His smirk grew even more. Hitsugaya then shunpoed out of the building, leaving his lazy vice-captain in the dust.

"Ugh, taichou! Stop going so fast." She held her hand up in the way Hitsugaya had shunpoed off. "Taichou!" Matsumoto jumped up and down. The lazy vice-captain soon followed after her captain.

"Jees taichou, couldn't wait for your poor fukutaichou?" She finally caught up to the white-haired captain. The smirk in Hitsugaya's face grew even bigger.

"Bye!" He said, pointing in the direction of the vice-captains meeting. "Have fun, Matsumoto!" He then took off to the captain's meeting.

"Ugh. . ." Was all Matsumoto replied. She then took off in the direction of the vice-captain's meeting.

"This captain's meeting will now be commence." The soutaichou announced, banging his cane down on the floor.

"This vice-captain's meeting is now taking place." Nanao, the eighth division vice-captain, announced.

"There is a special announcement, and order for all shinigami." The soutaichou said. " All shinigami are to start pairing up and make children. Every female shinigami must be pregnant is three months. Are there any questions?" Asked the soutaichou. Every captain in the room had their own unique expression.

"What is the reason for this mission?" Asked the inquisitive tenth division captain.

"Everybody!" Nanao yelled. " All of the shinigami are expected to pair up and start making children." Nanao stated calmly, she held her hands to her glasses. In the room, Kira was laughing his head and Renji was down on the floor, foaming at the mouth.

"What is the point of this order, Nanao-fukutaichou?" Asked the fifth division vice-captain, Hinamori.

"Well Hitsugaya-taichou, since there have been so many Hollows killing shinigami, we have been running low on shinigami." Yamamoto stated, clearing his throat he began again. "They have almost wiped out the entire academy. The next generation needs to have some skill so they won't be wiped out by the hollows." He gave the young prodigy a look.

"Oh." Is all Hitsugaya could come up with.

"Well, this is going to be one fun order. Heh." A perverted grin grew on the eleventh division captain. "Can't wait to create more of me." The grin grew into a teeth showing smile.

"Heh." Byakuya laughed at the horny eleventh division captain. Zaraki turned his head towards Unohana Retsu, who just gulped.

"Hey, Unohana-taichou." He winked at the body trembling Unohana. Mayuri looked at Unohana in the same way, which made the poor women tremble much, much more. Even Unohana agreeded that Mayuri Kurotsuchi looked like the offspring of a clown on crack. It was just that creepy smile of his that made him that look that way.

"The mating order begins now!" The soutaichou announced, banging his zanpakto down on the wooden floor. He turned around, when he did the room became a room of horny male captains. Mayuri and Kenpachi dove towards Unohana, they were stopped dead in their tracks by Ukitake Jushiro. Who had picked Unohana Retsu up bridal style and was making out with her.

"NOOOOO!" Zaraki dropped to the ground dramatically. The fourth and thirteenth division captains continued to make out. Soi Fon had walked over to Byakuya, who just gave her a blank look. The two then started to make out. Zaraki looked at the two making out couples and sighed.

"Horny ol taichou's!" Hitsugaya whispered to himself, sneaking out of the room with Kyouraku Shunsui following right behind him. Shunsui had his eyes set on his vice-captain. A wide grin grew on his face when he thought about his vice-captain in the nude.

"Does that answer your question, Hinamori?" Nanao questioned the fifth division vice-captain.

"Yes, it does." She responded. Hinamori had noticed the door to the room had opened. Hitsugaya and Shunsui came forth.

"Nanao?" Shunsui questioned, searching the room for his vice-captain. He noticed her at her podium. His perverted smile grew on him. The eighth division captain eyed his vice-captain lustfully, after looking at her for a while, he scooped her up bridal style and shunpoed away.

"Okay. . ." Matsumoto said, twirling her hair around on her thumb. She then noticed that Hisagi, Renji, and Kira were looking at her with lust filled filled eyes. "Hi, guys." She gave a fearful laugh.

"Matsumoto!" The three said in unison. She stood up and started back up. Matsumoto was quickly backed into a corner, when the three started to jump at the busty tenth division taichou. It was Hisagi that got to her first. . .

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"Ah!" Matsumoto screamed, panting she looked around.

"What's wrong Matsumoto?" Hitsugaya questioned. Matsumoto looked at her captain.

"AH!" She screamed again, she looked at her captain. Hitsugaya was a gnome.

"Don't worry Matsumoto, I can set you up with Travelocity for a good deal on a trip! I am here to enforce the gaurante!" Hitsugaya the gnome, announced. Matsumoto screamed again even louder.

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"Ugh!" The strawberry-blond kicked the sheets off her futon. "What the hell?" She panted. "Oh thank god! It was all a dream." She yelled.

"Oi, Matsumoto! Keep it down!" Matsumoto heard her captain yell from his room down the hall.

"Sorry taichou!" She yelled back, she got a small mumble and then all went silent.

"I need some Sake!" Matsumoto announced. She tip-toed out of her room and into the tenth division kitchen. Looking in one of the cupboards where she had another one of her hidden stashes. In the cupboard she noticed a note. She read aloud, "Dear Matsumoto, here is a healthy tea drink for you. Sincerely yours, Hitsugaya-taichou. NOOO!" She dropped down dramatically. Matsumoto then began to weep, "I want my SAKE!" She whined.

WEEE! Horny taichou's, lol.

My mom inspired the Gnome part. lol

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Until next time, your life be prosperous and happy in the future.

Mayan

NEXT CHAPTER: Anyway suggestions are welcome.