Thank you everybody that has reviewed!

This chapter is a bit confusing, it's where Matsumoto dreams that the male shinigami have become female

and the femal have become males. Its quite interesting. In the story, the she's are reffered to as he's and visa-versa

DISCLAIMER: Nope, don't own Bleach. If I did, let's just say you would not want me to.

Onto the story!

"Ugh." Matsumoto rose from her futon. She rubbed her head searching, for her head of long strawberry blond hair. "Where is it? Ah!" Matsumoto started to get into a panic, searching for her hair. She got up from her futon bed and went over to a mirror. Matsumoto stared at the mirror with fear, she had no long hair.

Instead it was replaced by a head of short brown hair. Matsumoto felt her chin, she had a mustache. The tenth division vice-captain looked down at her chest, instead of a busty chest, she had pick manly pecks.

"Oh, Matsumoto!" A shrilly, female voice called out. A chill went through her male body. "Where are you?" The female asked again. He(Matsumoto) looked to his doorway, their was his captain. Female Hitsugaya. "Matsumoto darling." She(Hitsugaya) stated.

"Oh boy." Matsumoto sighed. He looked at his captain, the once spiky hair, draped elegantly over his shoulders.

"Matsumoto darling, does this shinigami outfit make me look fat?" She asked, Matsumoto just dropped to the ground.

"Eh, no it doesn't make you look fat, taichou." Matsumoto stated, his words were dripping with sarcasm.

"Ugh! Whatever, get your ass to work!" Hitsugaya was about the age when most girls were going through severe mood swings. Matsumoto just gave his captain a look, he then shunpoed away.

"Gotta get away from here!" The vice-captain screamed. He went to the first division headquarters. "Maybe, just maybe. . ." Matsumoto's words were cut short when he saw the soutaichou in a rocking chair, knitting. "Oh my god." he then took off towards the second division.

"Wait deary, don't you want some cookies?" Asked the female soutaichou, Matsumoto just kept running away. He ran into the second division headquarters, he saw a male Soi Fon with a go tee. Then he saw Marechiyo Omaeda, she was wearing was wearing a cocktail dress that made Matsumoto puke.

"Hey, Matsumoto!" The male Soi Fon called out, " Let's have a wrestling match." Soi Fon flexed his muscles.

"Oh Soi Fon, you're so manly!" Omaeda giggled.

"Ah!" Matsumoto instantly turned around. Heading to the third division headquarters. When he reached the third division headquarters, he saw it was painted pink. He went inside to see Izuru Kira wearing a frilly pink dress, she had her hair down. "Oh my god!" She instantly took off to the fourth division, maybe they were still normal. Just maybe.

"Wait Matsumoto!" Kira squealed, she saw a spider. "You're going down spider!" Kira took her heel to the spider bug.

Matsumoto had reached the fourth division, what she saw there mentally scared her. Unohana's long braid had turned into a beard. Isane had taken his shirt off to show off his muscle, but in the process shown off his hairy back. Unohana was waxing Isane's back. "Jesus!" Matsumoto said, he took off towards the fifth division.

"Ow dude, that's my man hair!" Isane yelled. Matsumoto reached the fifth division, inside mentally scared the her him as well. A male Hinamori Momo was making out with the female Hitsugaya Toushiro. This just went beyond the many levels of wrong.

"Ah!" Matsumoto put his hands to his cheeks, taking off for the sixth division.

"Oh Hinamori!" Hitsugaya cooed.

At the sixth division, Matsumoto noticed Renji. The red headed female had her red hair down, and she had a big busty chest. "Good morning, Matsumoto!" Renji squealed like Izuru Kira, just way more diva like.

"Um, hi. . ." Matsumoto stuttered, shocked at the busty red head.

"Renji, who are you talking to?" Asked another diva like voice. Out came Byakuya from the shower. Matsumoto just looked at the busty sixth division captain, the tenth division vice-captain had noticed something going on in his pants.

"Uh. . .excuse me!" Matsumoto left the scene, he headed towards the seventh division. The vice-captain was out on a mission, which left the captain, Komamura Saijin, alone. Matsumoto found the seventh division captain. Komamrua Saijin had been turned into an ankle biter dog. Still being able to talk, she lashed out at the male tenth division vice-captain.

"What are you doing here?" He literally barked.

"Nothing!" Matsumoto yelled, he left towards the eighth division headquarters. Boy, was Matsumoto in for something he would have never expected. At the eighth division Matsumoto saw the female version of Kyouraku, which scared Matsumoto to heck.

"Hey, taichou!" Instead of the perverted eighth division captain looking at his vice-captain, it was the male vice captain, Nanao looking at the female eighth division captain.

"Look at the size of these balloons!" Kyouraku poked the balloons located on her chest.

"Ah!" Matsumoto screamed again. The tenth division captain took off towards the ninth division. "Gotta get away from those freaks!" The ninth division headquarters was very quiet. Matsumoto saw the female version of Hisagi.

"Hisagi. . .Is that really you?" Matsumoto questioned.

"Get you of here, dammit!" Hisagi threw a vase at the male Matsumoto. Matsumoto looked at the female Hisagi, she was wearing tons of black eye shadow around her eyes and tons of white foundation. Matsumoto did not even question Hisagi, so Matsumoto just took off to the eleventh division.

"I'm a pretty girl, a very pretty girl!" Zaraki Kenpachi was coming her hair, looking into a mirror. "Look how pretty I am." Matsumoto almost lost conscious after he saw this.

"I like bugs!" The once cute little Yachiru announced. " I like to collect them, then smash them!" The devious little boy laughed maliciously. Yachiru then gave a small presentation of smashing a bug.

"I really need to get out of here." Matsumoto stated.

"I'm such a pretty girl." The female Zaraki continued to comb his hair. Matsumoto rushed to the twelfth division. There, the tenth division vice-captain noticed Nemu was unchanged. Matsumoto knew this was because Nemu had been created by Mayuri. He(Matsumoto) noticed that Nemu was shivering in a corner.

"What's the matter Nemu?" Asked Matsumoto.

"Th-that!" She pointed in the way of something. Matsumoto walked over to see what it was. "No, don't! It will eat you!" She screamed. Matsumoto paid no attention to the warning.

Matsumoto put his hand on the shoulder of the thing, turning it around he screamed. "Ah!" The thing was the female version of Mayuri Kurotsuchi. She is to ugly to explain, her ugliness rivaled that of smiling clown. "Oh my god!" Matsumoto gasped.

"HELLO!" The female Mayuri screamed, all the glass in the room shattered. Matsumoto ran out of the building.

"NO! Don't leave me here!" Nemu called out, but Matsumoto kept going.

"Oh my god!" Matsumoto screamed, he took off towards his last hope. The thirteenth division, but Matsumoto had no help there. Ukitake had turned into a female to. Matsumoto took Haineko to his neck. . .

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"NOOO!" Matsumoto screamed, she lifted herself from her bed. Looking out the window she noticed it was the morning. "Wait!" The worrying tenth division vice-captain felt her head. "Wow!" She sighed, relieved that her head was still full of hair. That meant that everything was back to normal.

Matsumoto checked every division, things seemed back to normal. Well, however normal dead people are. Matsumoto when to her desk to just mess around since she never did her work. Matsumoto noticed something, it was a Sake party invitation for later in the evening. Matsumoto slightly chuckled to herself. "Heh, guess taichou never noticed." She laughed more.

Later that day, Matsumoto went to the Sake party for the much needed Alcohol. She noticed the usual mix of captains and vice-captains were there. Except for one little new dude. Matsumoto walked over to the unknown figure.

"Hello." He said.

"Hello, new I see?" She asked the hooded male.

"No, just never noticed. Matsumoto!" He stood up from his table.

"Taichou?" Matsumoto was surprised.

"I knew that invitation was there. Come on were leaving." He stated.

"But. . .but, but!" She stuttered. "At least let me have one drink!" Matsumoto exclaimed.

"NO!"

"PLEAE Taichou?" She begged, down on her knees.

"NO!" Hitsugaya took her by the ear and drug her out of the Sake shop.

"Wah!" She whined.

Yeah, sorry this chapter is a little disturbing.

In the next couple chapters, Matsumoto gets her precious alcohol back

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Until next time, may the world be kind to you.

Mayan