Okay, sorry people I know it has been along time since I updated. (Cough. . .over twenty days. . ,cough) Its just, I have had fricken loads of homework including like three projects. Plus, I had the flu for like two weeks.
Anyway, here is as promised the next chapter of When Matsumoto dreams!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Bleach, Matsumoto, Hitsugaya, Hisagi and etc. If I did, well let's jsut say you would not want me to!
Onto the new chapter.
The strawberry blond shinigami walked to the eleventh division. She was sentenced by her captain to clean Yachiru's room, "Hello, Matsumoto-fukutaichou." The cue ball head stated sinisterly. It was usually his job to clean the pink-haired girls room, but since Matsumoto had been caught drinking she had to clean the room.
"Hello." She stated, following the Ikaku to Yachiru's room.
"Here you go." He pointed to the room. Matsumoto walked in, everything was dark and silent. Matsumoto heard something creak, she looked to where the sound had come from.
"I love you, you love me!" The giant purple dinosaur sang and wrapped his arms around Matsumoto.
"Eek!" She screamed and squealed, Matsumoto was in horror. "Get off of me!" She screamed again, pushing the dinosaur off of her.
"Come here and give Barney a the love, Matsumoto! Cause were a great big family!" The purple dinosaur stretched his arms around Matsumoto again, squeezing her until she choked. Matsumoto managed to get out of the hold of Barney. She backed up away from the dinosaur and backed into something else. She turned around to see what it was.
"Oh my god!" Matsumoto screamed again, it was Dora the Explorer.
"Ola!" Dora the explored yelled. Matsumoto scrambled to turn on the lights of the room, to reveal the Wiggles who were singing the Wiggles song. The group started to wiggle over to Matsumoto. She flicked the lights off then on, now she saw Elmo.
"Jeez, I have got to get out of here!" Matsumoto tried to run out the door, but was caught on the arm by Barney,
"Don't go, were a loving family! Don't worry and be happy!" Barney started to sing, when he hit a high his head exploded. Then Dora started to sing, her head exploded when she hit a high note. After Dora exploded, the Wiggles and Elmo exploded as well.
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Matsumoto woke up screaming, her dreams were getting worse every night. The gender switch had scared her to death, probably even destroyed her mentally.
"I have to see a therapist." Matsumoto held her head. The next day she went to see a therapist, the therapist was Shunsui.
"Oh, Matsumoto-fukutaichou I did not see you come in!" He said surprised. Shunsui quickly hid the porn book he had in his hands.
"What was that?" Matsumoto question him.
"Uh. . .nothing." He said.
"Uh-huh." She crossed her hands over her chest.
"Okay, anyway. Why are you here in the first place." Shunsui asked.
"Well, I came for some therapy. I saw your ad in 'Female Shinigami's weekly."
"Oh, that ad." He snapped his fingers in remembrance, damn she got the wrong idea that was for another type of therapy, but mayb if I ask her. . . He thought to himself. "So, what can I help you with?" Shunsui asked, grinning his perverted grin.
"Well let's see, I keep having these weird dreams. Like the other day, I had this dream that you were a girl." Shunsui was sipping some tea and spit it out, some of the liquid landed on Matsumoto.
"Oh sorry, but me a girl. Wow, no wonder you needed help. Did I have big boobs?" He asked her.
"What?"
"Never mind. Do you know the cause of some of these dreams?"
"Well, my taichou took away my Sake. Before that, I didn't have to strange of dreams."
"I see, so your obscure dreams must be due to you not drinking sake." He nodded in agreement.
"Really, are you serious?" She got all psyched up.
"Yes, but don't worry and just be happy!"
"What?"
"I said don't worry, be happy!" He started to sing.
"Okay. . ." Matsumoto started to walk out, but was caught by the eight division captain.
"Don't worry and be happy!" He flung Matsumoto into his chair and jumped up on the desk in front of her. "Don't worry and be happy!" He continued singing, he started to dance on the desk.
"Um, Shunsui-taichou, are you feeling okay?" Matsumoto asked the dancing captain.
"I'm being happy, not worrying and being HAPPY!" He finished with a big finish, arms wide in the air. As Shunsui finished his final word of happy, his head exploded.
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"What?" Matsumoto jolted off the couch. "Holy crap, now I am having dreams about explonding heads!." Matsumoto noticed something, no captain. This was her last chance to see if her captain had not stolen all of her sake. She quietly tip-toed out of the office and to another room.
The room was her bathroom, where she kept all or her 'things'. There was a window in the bathroom, which she went out of. Matsumoto could not at all risk getting caught.
She ran to the tenth division training ground, to where her hidden stash was. Matsumoto opened up the door, twisting about forty locks. Finally, after about five minutes she got the door open. Inside, was a note but this wasn't one from Hitsugaya. Matsumoto read aloud the note, "Who ever this alcohol belongs to, I am sorry. I found the door and unlocked all the locks and I also took all the Sake.
Very sorry, Kuchiki Byakuya."
Matsumoto mumbled something to herself about wiping the floor with Byakuya's guts. Sighing, she drudged back to the division building. She went inside to sit down on the couch, and hopefully have a semi-pleasant dream which was more than likely not going to happen. Matsumoto walked into the office.
"Surprise!" Hitsugaya, Renji, Kira, and Hisagi yelled in unison. "Matsumoto, here open this." Hitsugaya handed her a present. Matsumoto opened the box, inside was a bottle of her favorite rice wine.
"Th-thank you taichou!" She squealed and embraced in her captain in a huge hug. Almost crushing him with her huge overexposed breasts crushing is tiny body. Matsumoto did not even wait to get a cup, she quickly just gulped down the music.
"Whose up for some poker? We'll bet clothes." Renji announced. Hitsugaya mumbled something and walked out of the office, Matsumoto, Kira and Hisagi all agreed to play.
About twenty minutes of playing, Matsumoto was hungover. And Renji, Kira, and Hisagi were laying on the ground foaming at the mouth and in the nude. It was like any other basic strip poker game, the guys were butt naked and Matsumoto was hungover.
That night Matsumoto had no weird dream, and that was because she finally gotten her precious alcohol back.
Ooo, am I going to end the story or not? You tell me. lol kidding. I think I really like what I have done.
Yeah, the Yachiru room had some inspiration. (I had to clean my room, it was very scar in there. Plus adding the children character thingies, I thought would make it more scarier.)
Anyway, you know the drill! Don't forget to update
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Until Next Time, may I be able to update sooner.
Mayan (Toodles)