Uhm, sorry I haven't updated it's just my grandmother died around Feb. 15. Well, actually Feb.15 was the day she died.

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Anyway, this chapter contains loling material. But if you don't like sex-related humor, than I advise you don't read this chapter. Also, if you don't like HitsuHina, than this chapter is also not for you. Other than that, enjoy.

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"Taichou!"

Hitsugaya twitched.

"Taichou!"

Hitsugaya gained a headache, plus an irritation mark.

"TAICHO!" Matsumoto yelled again.

"WHAT MATSUMOTO?!" Hitsugaya, finally irritated enough by her calling, rose out of his chair and slammed his hands down on his desk.

"Hi!"

The large vein on Hitsugaya's head got even larger. "Go make me some tea, Matsumoto! Maybe that will calm the irritation you have caused me." Matsumoto sighed and left for the kitchen to make the requested tea. Hitsugaya then proceeded to rub his temples with his fingers in circular motions.

Matsumoto grabbed the tea pot and threw it on the stove. Waiting for the water to warm, she started to think of an idea to get her captain to unwind a bit. Then it hit her, like a bus to a pedestrian. She would spike her captain's tea with Sake. Matsumoto quickly went to get one of her oh so precious bottles of Sake.

A few minutes later, the water was done. She quickly mixed the alcohol and her captain's favorite ingredients into his tea and took the tea to her captain. She then quickly, almost stumbling over herself, went and sat down at her desk. Matsumoto eyed her captain impatiently. Hitsugaya just looked at her strangely. He went to reach for his tea and Matsumoto gripped her robes intensely enough to make her forehead start sweating.

Hitsugaya sipped his tea and then put it down. He started to feel funny. "Hey Matsumoto this tastes wonderful, what did you put in it?" He asked.

"Uh, just the normal you know stuff that you like."

"Oh." Hitsugaya rose to his feet and started to walk. His vision started become blurry, about three seconds went by and he collapsed. But then, he quickly got back up to dance up on his desk. He then proceeded to kick his pristine paperwork all over the place.

"Taichou!" Matsumoto exclaimed, "What are you doing?"

"Screw the paperwork, no work for a whole week!"

Matsumoto pulled a rope that was attached to the ceiling, doors on the ceiling opened and confetti fell everywhere including a sign that had written on it 'No Paperwork Week'.

"Yay! Taichou, you're the best taichou ever!" Matsumoto squished her captain between her mounds and jumped up and down. She looked at her captain who had rosy cheeks and drool coming out of the corner of his mouth. Rangiku baby, not even a genus like taichou could come up with such a brilliant idea, Matsumoto exclaimed in her head.

"Taichou, I'll be back!" Matsumoto skipped out the division office door and to places unknown. Most likely to a Sake bar, or somewhere involving Sake.

While skipping, she had her eyes closed and didn't notice the wall she skipped right into.

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"Ugh! That party last night gave me a hangover." Matsumoto held her hand to her forehead, feeling the throbbing pain in her head.

"Matsumoto!" Her captain called.

"Ugh. . ." Matsumoto dismissed the pain and pushed herself off of her desk. "Yes, Taichou?" The strawberry-blonde responded in a lazy way.

"Will you make me some tea?" Hitsugaya seemed to have taken notice of his lieutenants hangover and decided for once to led it slide.

"Sure." Wait, wasn't this awkwardly like her dream. Maybe if she spiked his tea she could get the same results. Matsumoto slyly smiled to herself in the way Gin did. The lazy fuku-taichou decided to spike her captains tea.

She made the tea with the alcohol mixed with it and took it to her captain.

"Oi, thanks Rangiku." The white-haired captain exclaimed.

"Ugh, no problem taichou." Matsumoto replied back to him. She watched as her captain smelt in the steam as a muscle relaxer and began to sip it. He put it down and went to work on his current paperwork. Quickly again, he took a swig of the spiked Green Tea and slammed the glass down on his desk.

"Taichou?" Matsumoto questioned.

Hitsugaya cheeks began to turn rosy red and his face gained a stoned look. "Matsumoto, you have big boobs!" He exclaimed.

"Uh-oh." Matsumoto exclaimed. I think when he gets drunk he turns into a pervert. Crap. "Oh, why thank you taichou. Never knew you liked them." Matsumoto replied, without even noting it, Hitsugaya had gotten very close to her and he was now feeling up on her.

"Oh, Matsumoto! Your scarf is so soft!" Matsumoto sighed, at least he wasn't groping her. Then the worst thing that could have happened, happened.

Innocent Hinamori walked through the office doors with a mountain of paper. She dumped the paper off at Hitsugaya's desk and stated, " Here Hitsugaya-kun, this is paperwork you wanted me to fill out." Hinamori sighed and wiped the sweat off of her head. "Everything you wanted is here. . .Hitsugaya, what are you doing to Rangiku-san?" Hinamori had noticed Hitsugaya groping Matsumoto's huge bossoms.

"Uh. . . Hey little Hinamori-chan." Hitsugaya then proceeded to walk over to Hinamori and looked her dead in the eye. Hitsugaya could not stand still and was swaying back and forth. "Hinamori, I wanna put mah key in your ignition and turn you on and take you for a ride!" Hinamori's cheeks turned forty different shades ranging from pink to dark red. "Vroom, vroom!" He winked at her and put his hands up in the air and pretended like he was accelerating a motorcycle.

". . ." Was Hinamori's response, she was left speechless by Hitsugaya's comment. "Rangiku-san, what's wrong with Hitsugaya-kun?"

"I spiked his tea."

"You did WHAT?!" Hinamori exclaimed.

"Well, I had a dream and thought that if I spiked his tea with Sake he would give me the week off like he did in my dream." Hinamori just gave her a strange look. "Instead, as you can see, he has turned into a pervert."

"Hey baby, I wanna put mah Mocha in your Latte!" Hitsugaya winked at Hinamori while making clucking noises.

"Oh, poor Shiro-chan!" Hinamori exclaimed. She reached for Hitsugaya and kissed him. The drunk captain was a bit shocked by the lip lock.

"Uh, my head! What happened?" Hitsugaya questioned, finally coming out of his drunken state.

"I spiked your tea." Matsumoto stated while raising her hand.

"What?"

"Rangiku-san spiked your tea, Hitsugaya-kun." Hinamori exclaimed.

"Thanks a lot, Hinamori-chan." Matsumoto set a glare to the fifth division captain.

"YOU DID WHAT!" Hitsugaya yelled. He had yelled loud enough that the whole entirety of Soul Society heard him.

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"Ope, Hitsugaya-taichou is yelling at Matsumoto again!" Hisagi said to Renji.

"Pfft, she probably did something like spill ink on his haori or get the ink on his paperwork." Renji said. Hisagi then proceeded to break into a fit of laughter.