I'm actually kind of sick right now=P But whatever, hope you like this.
It's been three weeks
since the documentary aired.
They decided to make more
since there was so much footage
they didn't want to let go.
I'm sitting in
a tiny cafe
in New York
trying to drink my coffee
and get in my car
before a fan sees me.
Surprisingly,
it was a hit.
I never thought
so many people
would actually root
for the totally
epic
'Jam Romance'.
Or laugh so hard
at all his pranks
or fall in love
with Dwight
or cheer
when Phyllis got married
or hold their breaths
when I cancelled the wedding.
I get spotted every once in a while
and only a few of these fans
know he's dead.
I'm trying to leave quickly,
but three girls spot me.
They're actually wearing
the 'Dunder-Mifflin Fun Run Race for the Cure'
t-shirts
Michael made.
"Ohmigod! Are you PAM?"
one of them asks.
I smile, a hollow smile, and nod.
They seem so happy
That me and Jim
got together
and they wish only the best for us.
I actually smile wider
and nod more.
"Thank you!"
I say.
When they turn to walk away,
I can hear one of them say
"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galatica."
Soon
I'm out of my chair
bolting for the bathroom
so I can cry
until it hurts to breathe.
He was so funny
and so kind
and so adorable
even teenage girls
can quote his best lines.
I'd hate
to break it
to his fan clubs
that he's gone.
Dang. Let's hope nothing of the sort happens, okay? Now, review!