Boo

To quote Kiba: "Yahoo!" Its' my tenth chapter anniversary! (Throws confetti into the air and does a little dance.) As my first multi-chapter fan fiction, this is a momentous occasion! SO HERE'S CHAPER TEN! YEY!

I do not own Naruto.

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"Hinataaaa!"

Hiashi's thundering voice rocked the village to a man-made Earthquake.

Hinata closed her eyes and cringed. "F-father, please forgive me. I-I-I l-love N-Naruto.'

Naruto had called us ten minutes ago to assist with telling Hinata's dad about this. I had a feeling things would be bad, but Hiashi is a thundering tornado.

"Grrrr! How DARE you marry without my permission and to the fox boy too! Neji would not have been this foolish!" he said.

I rolled my eyes. "Actually…"

He slapped his head. "Don't tell me…"

"Yes!" said Naruto, "Neji is with Tenten."

"Tenten!" I expected Sakura. The Haruno clan has good blood. Much better than Tenten's. Neji should have known that!"

Even if he was talking about me and Neji together, his voice did seem a little bit softer.

"Nope," Naruto said. "Sakura and Sasuke are together."

Hiashi went wild. "The traitor? The scapegoat? He doesn't have enough honor to marry a worm, much less a woman of such high rated blood. "

I comforted Sasuke, who was right beside me, but Hiashi wanted to speak as if he wasn't there. Its' kind of rude when you do that, and Hinata's clan usual respects manners, Hiashi must be really out of it.

Maybe because his daughter went against his wishes and ran off to marry a fox monster vessel. That might make a person mad. "Gah! It's like this whole town has gone crazy."

"Anyway, we got to get out of here," Naruto whispered, hoping that he can get out of this dangerous hole where Hiashi had them trapped.

Sasuke grabbed their collars. "Let's leave and he dragged them away from their father who was screaming and throwing a fit.

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I sat on the couch in our dimly lighted home. The television wasn't on, and I was feeling way too tired and lazy to find the remote to turn it on.

So I slumped and sighed, closing my eyes to attempt on deciding if this is a heavenly dream or a nightmare.

Lifting up my extremely heavy head, I noticed the glinting on my finger that I thought I had gotten used to. I was desperately wondering how in the world he manages to find rings, and of such high quality. The emeralds showed that this trinket must have cost a pretty penny. They reminded me that my own eyes were that color, and the band was onyx, the same color of Sasuke's eyes.

Great. Now I was thinking in metaphors.

"Sakura!"

I heard Sasuke's voice from another room.

"What are you doing? I need help with making food!"

In a strained answer, I called back. "Ugh, Alright!"

I hobbled into the kitchen to see him hunched over the stove where a pan was making a large grey cloud."

"Ahhhh!" I screamed, "Sasuke, you're going to make the fire alarm go off!"

In a desperate defendant answer, he yelled back, "I'm not trying to!"

I sprinted over. "Here, let me." I took the sauce pan off the heat. "Sasuke, what do you have?"

"Have of what?" He ignored.

'Food! Dummy! What, like, butter, rice, broth? Stuff like that?"

He looked forlorn that I had called him a dummy, but he regretfully answered, "Um, ramen?"

It figures. "Is that ALL you have?" I said, in an unbelieving tone.

He shrugged. "Pretty much."

I guess Naruto had an influence on Sasuke's food supply. 'Okay, fine. Hand me some."

As I was busy making the ramen, Sasuke started some interesting conversation. "About those rings…"

I stopped stirring. "Oh yeah?" I wish I hadn't because the force of the stirring was keeping the ring on my finger after I had loosened it when I was examining it. As a result, it fell off my finger into the boiling ramen broth. "Ugh," I said, frustrated.

Sasuke had a different reaction. "Ahh!"

He pushed me aside and dunked his hand into the pot full of half-cooked hot ramen and water.

"What are you doing?" I screamed.

"What's it look like? Eating a pretzel?" he said, holding back screams of pain as he searched for the solid object in the pile of soft noodles.

At last he found it, because he pulled out his now red arm from the water, gripping the ring. His scars looked very painful.

"Here, let me help you," I said, His hands dropped the ring because of pain, and it fell to the linoleum with a 'ping'. We just left it there.

I got a washrag and soaked it with cold water and ice cubes. "Go sit down on the couch." I ordered.

I turned on the television to a random show. I think it was that Anaconda movie, or something about snakes. I wasn't sure, I wasn't paying attention. "Hold out your arm." I told him.

He inhaled sharply from the movement, but closed his eyes when I put the cool washrag on his arm. "Now, why did you have to do that?"

He looked at me, his eyebrows slanting into a V. "I don't think you need to know."

I couldn't believe it. "I don't? I'm your wife! I need to know everything you know."

Awkward silence.

Thank goodness for a ringing phone. Avoiding the situation, I went to pick it up, leaving Sasuke on the couch stunned.

"Hello?"

"Who am I speaking to?" said an urgent-sounding female voice.

"Sakura." I said, normally.

"Sakura! Thank goodness! We need your help! It's Tenten."

"What's wrong, Tenten?"

"It's my dad. He isn't exactly happy we went off and eloped."

"Well, what's going on?"

"He fainted."

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Its' a crazy day at the Uchiha residence! I wonder what the first night together will be like, Huh? It also looks like Sakura turned the tables on Sasuke, now he's the one who's stunned by the word 'wife'.

Well, have a nice day. I'll have the next chapter ready in no time! (I'm just happy I'm into double digits! It seemed to take so long!) Hehehehhehehe.

Sayonara!

S.A.Hikari