Mooshi mooshi! I'm so very glad to see you all again!- To think I'm already here, the Third chapter!!(squeals) Thank you so much for all of your encouraging reviews! I don't know if I'd still be writing without them! And the many story and author alerts made me happy as well!
Warning! To some Naruto and others may seem a bit OOC, I'm warning you now so you don't whine to me later.
Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine (pout) But if he was…ooohthe possibilities!! But alas no. TTTT And 'Tachi-sama and Kishimoto-sensei would surely straggle and kill me if I said that he was. (gulp)
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Naruto opened his sleepy Sky Blue eyes and sat up quickly, "Wha-what?" The second time he'd woken up today in a place other than his house! Jeeze, Uchihas seemed to be getting him into a lot of trouble lately…Wait! The memories of the evening came back to him in a flash and he turned around in search of his infamous captor.
Where was he…..He growled viciously as soon as he saw that jerk he'd pulverize him!
He'd break his arms and punch him right in his sneering jaw; he'd… a low muffled sneeze made him turn around in alarm almost bumping into the scolding fire that had been set up earlier.
To his luck, or would that be surprise? He turned around and came face to…erm…back with the one and only Uchiha Itachi. Naruto smirked triumphantly and snuck over to the sleeping man. "Way to leave you guard down Uchiha!" he snickered in a hushed tone.
He reached for his kunai pouch without further thought, only to notice that it was….
"Empty?! What?!" He covered his mouth, ducking and closing his eyes, fully prepared to be slowly pummeled to death by the venomous Uchiha heir, but nothing happened. He warily opened his eyes only to note that the raven was still asleep.
"Strange…" He muttered to himself, more quietly than before. "I thought I'd be in a strangle hold by now." He scrunched up his face in thought, completely forgetting about his lack of ninja tools.
To preoccupied in thought he jumped when startled by none other than another delicate sneeze.
Kami his reaction time was slow! He cursed the damn Akatsuki and their retarded, stupid, disgusting, rotten; His mind upon noticing another more interesting subject to grumble about paused in its current ramblings and noticed Itachi's sleeping face for the first time.
Naruto would have thought it to be smooth and quiescent, much like his calm demeanor but much to his amazement, he looked like a little kid who had jest been told he hadn't gotten something his way.
His delicate face showed disfavor and was in a small frown, something most people especially Naruto himself had never seen. Truthfully (though the ramen lover would never admit it) he thought Itachi looked quite cute when he was sleeping.
He let the thought dwell in his mind loosely before shaking it out. Ack noez! Weirdo!! Guys do not sleep cutely!!(1) He mentally scolded himself. What the hell is wrong with me? He hated that murdering son-ofabitch! He made Sasuke run away, and was the reason the blonde had to be extra careful and aware of the dangerous missing nin that called themselves Akatsuki all these years. "Eep!"
The blonde's eyes widened as he was unexpectedly pulled into a sleeping embrace by the Uchiha who he was previously speaking ill of. "N-nani?!" his face reddened and he tried not to scream in his current position. The far off sealed tight by the drug Kyuubi was screaming at him to brake free and scamper out the cave as possible, yet his body refused, seeming to have its own ideas.
"Kit you baka! What do you think you're doing?! How could you ever let an enemy so close?? I can't believe you would jes-"Poor Kyuubi's pleas were unheard by Naruto's blissfully unaware mind.
Oh kami the older man smelled good! He nuzzled into the warmth of Itachi's chest; even the cold hearted Uchiha provided acceptable warmth in the freezing cold cave.
Even knowing his current situation, he didn't care to move and his body ignored his mind as a mother fox would ignore her quarreling kits.
He sighed in defeat and turned his attention back to his captor. Now that he had his very own close up of the man, Itachi was quite an attractive sight. He was pale-ish like Sasuke but not in a sickly way, it was some shades darker, and had a warm glow to it. And the way his long silky hair came down and framed his face only made him more captivating.
He had pretty girl eyelashes that in a weird way actually fit his mysterious eyes, and his lips were the tinted pink you would see in a blush and were set in a light frown.
The lovely picture made the blonde sigh out loud, "If only he wasn't such a jerk ," the kitsune thought still gazing at the alluring raven.
Jest then a really weird feeling squirmed across his skin and on the inside of his belly, it was strange and he tried to ignore it but it just kept poking at him. Naruto gulped, such a weird feeling had never taken hold of him before, and he didn't know what to do.
"W-well, he is sleeping….he wouldn't…
The blonde sat up and stared at the older man's face, once again considering the notion. "But he's…he's so…Naruto's better sense of judgment seemed to be sleeping at the moment as the blonde leaned down slightly and placed a chaste kiss on the captivating man's lips.
Kyuubi forced her way up (2) and started yelling obscenities at the Jinchuurikiboy, threatening to castrate him if he dare went any further, but it went on death ears. Uzumaki Naruto, to dazed and still a bit sleepy smiled lightly, to cheery to notice what he had jest done.
He purred into the warmth that was the dangerous criminal Itachi, and gently drifted to sleep.
Little did he know that at the far off opening of the cave, a pair of sharky eyes squinted in what seemed to be a smile, snickering as the only witness to the whole scene.
Kisame giggled(3) and clapped his hands together quietly, "forbidden love! How romantic!"
He giggled again and tip-toed over to his companion. "Ne, Itachi-san! You get all the luck don'cha? Hee-hee!"(4) And sleeping on the job? Pshh and ya call me lazy!" The shark man crossed his arms and huffed. Why was he always picked on? -
His frowny face was replaced by a toothy grin and he stood proudly over his superior."And you think know one likes you! If only you know Itachi-san, If only you knew…"
Lame ending right? Wha, I'm sorry I can't think of anything else! (pouts in emo corner) Anyway, I hope this chapter met you standards, it seemed kinda lame to meh-3-
Pleeeeeeaaaase review?! I promise many cookies and cakes!-
1: Oh how wrong you are Naruto-kun!
2: In my story Kyuubi's a girl, deal wid it:D
3: Lawls, I warned ya!XD