20 Ways to Annoy Xatricona
1) Tell her that her name sounds like some off-brand version of Advil.
2) Get Xenzio to follow her around. ALL. DAY. LONG.
3) Have him hug her, too.
4) Send her to Wonderland, and make it so she can't leave for a ridiculous amount of time.
5) Then, don't pay for her therapy.
6) Give her a fake love note, that's addressed from Dix.
7) You should also give her one from Jett.
8) Then lock her in a room with them for 72 hours.
9) Bet with Luxord who lives, who dies, and who goes crazy.
10) Tell her Navix broke up with Bex, and now he's madly in love with her.
11) You should run after that…
12) Call her a Cone-Head and see if it annoys her. If it annoys her, refer to Number 11 on this list.
13) Bring in Cantoria to bug her. Once again, refer to Number 11 afterwards.
14) Call her Fish-Face, and be sure to point out that scale-thing on her face.
15) Ask her if she has any fantasies about Dix. Number 11, once again, when you're done.
16) Ask her how old she is.
17) Kill the Cheshire cat. (Actually, that'd be a good thing…)
18) Ask her why her eyes are different colors. Then, make fun of her for it.
19) Sing 'Trust in Me' whenever you see her.
20) Send her back to Wonderland!
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Okay, I decided that this Challenge Story needed some lists! So I started off with CatrionaHearts' OC, Xatricona (or Xat)! I'm not sure if some of this stuff would actually annoy her, but it'd sure annoy me…XD
The song 'Trust in Me' is from the Jungle Book. The snake sings it, if I'm not mistaken…
Oh, and Xenzio is the Heartless of Zexion I created. He is my OC in relation to Zexion, so no stealing him or I shall smite you! (growls)