Chapter 5: Hey. You're me!

When Bulma opened her eyes the only light coming in the room was through the cracks of two huge black satin curtains. She struggled to focus. It took her a while to focus but she finally got it. Then she starts to realize things. The first was that she had a splitting migraine and her...whole body ached.

The second thing was that she had a breathing apparatus on her mouth and an IV in her left arm. She disconnected them both and tried to stand on her...feet. She fell flat on her face, but to no avail. She tried to get back up and on her third try, manage to stand and as a consolation prize she started walking around. Bulma was trying to remember what happen that landed her in this situation but nothing rings a bell.

But something hit her, she was not in the med-lab or her room. She stared observing her surrounding. The room is generally dark. Black bed sheets, black curtains down to the carpets were black. Bulma started to get an uneasy feel in the depths of her stomach so she went over to the bathroom to throw some water on her face.

She was still kinda groggy from her previous rest so she didn't pay any attention to her appearance. She rubbed her eyes and took a second look………

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Vegeta was in the other room in the same situation. He was strapped to his bed with a breathing apparatus in his mouth and the IV in his arm. He was sleeping...that is until he was shaken away by strong arms. Vegeta stirred and shuffled but he was still sound asleep.

"Vegeta……Vegeta wake up" Bulma tried to shake Vegeta awake. She was freaked out as it is and she wanted to inform Vegeta. He stirred a little bit before slowly opening his eyes and saw his own reflection staring back at him.

"What the fuck is going o..." Vegeta expression changed from angry to confuse in a mili-second. Here he was here lying in the comfort of someone else's bed staring up at him self. Vegeta jumped up and a scream erupted from his throat. Bulma tried to keep him calm and quiet.

"Vegeta….shhh…..calm down." Her now sensitive ear drums were ringing. Bulma was forced to slap Vegeta across the face, but a little bit too hard. He passed out. "Fuck."

Two hours later…….

Vegeta stirred to get up again. He open his eyes and was about to scream but Bulma jumped and covered his mouth with the quickness. Muffled scream could be heard throughout the room. Bulma looked in Vegeta's now crystal blue eyes which was watered. She put her index finger up to her lips and said 'shhh.' Vegeta nodded. Bulma removed her hands from Vegeta's mouth.

Vegeta walked up to his body and started touching the face trying to contemplate if he was dreaming or not. "What kind of sorcery is this?" Vegeta demanded eyes still watered. He now has all of Bulma's weakness.

"Don't you see Vegeta, I am you." She said her voice laced with paranoia.

"Woman?" Vegeta said in his high voice even more confused.

"Yes Vegeta. I am you." Bulma repeated pulling her...um Vegeta's hair.

"Yes. I am able to figure that out by my self. But how?" His watered blue eyes, long blue hair, balloon tits, pette figure.

"Oh yes. The machine, it looks like it switched our bodies." Bulma said not trying to get scientific.

"Switch bodies?" Just when Vegeta thought he was filling in the blanks, the hole got wider.

"Yes switch bodies. Look in the mirror rocket scientist." Bulma demanded sarcastically. Vegeta ran to the bathroom and stared at the mirror in disbelief and fainted in an instant.

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Vegeta woke up when the water hit his face. Vegeta released a light moan as he struggled to get up. When he opened his eyes he saw him self staring at him. He releases a high pitch scream that almost deafen Bulma's sensitive ear. 'Gosh! Now I know how he feels when I scream at him.'

"Vegeta stop it. What are you trying to deaf me?" Bulma said covering up her ears. "You need to calm down." Bulma said trying to reassure Vegeta.

"CALM DOWN? CALM DOWN? DON'T YOU SEE WOMAN, I AM YOU. HOW AM I GONNA TRAIN? What if the others find out, I'll be a laughing stock." Vegeta yelled

"That's the point, they don't have to. Let's just try to avoid everyone until I can fix the damn machine that YOU broke."

"And what if we can't "avoid" them?" Vegeta stated

"Well then I guess you'll just have to pretend to be me then." Bulma said smiling. "It's easy to be you even a baby can do it but I can't say the same for you." Bulma said and burst out laughing.

"Shut the hell up woman before I..." Bulma looked at Vegeta not fazed at all by his threats.

"Um…Before you what...Bulma? Are you forgetting a certain detail? You don't have you're powers anymore." Bulma said referring to Vegeta. Bulma started advancing on Vegeta until the space between them was completely closed. Bulma grabbed Vegeta by the neck and use his own super human strength to lift him off the floor. His legs were now dangling off the floor and Vegeta could hardly breathe.

"You...can't...kill..me..woman..you..need...you're...body." Vegeta manage to choke out between gasps of breath.

"No I don't. I have yours. I have immortality." Bulma laughed manically and for the first time in her life she saw fear in Vegeta eyes, or her eyes. Just what she wanted, shake him up a little bit. Put the scare to him.

"But..what...will...your..friends..say?" Bulma almost forget about that. Her friends don't know that her and Vegeta switch bodies. Vegeta grabbed her hand trying to loosen her grip.

"Yeah you're right. But I could always become stronger and defeat them all." Bulma started laughing. Vegeta started grinning which confused Bulma.

"What are you laughing at?" Bulma demanded

"You're starting to sound like me woman."

"Ah! Your right." Bulma dropped Vegeta and the oxygen rushed back into his lungs. Vegeta tried to get the air into his lungs.

"Wo...woman...whe...when ..i...get..my..body..back. You're in a world of trouble." Vegeta said in between breath as he finally got air in his lungs. Bulma looked at her self a.k.a. Vegeta in the mirror. "This is all you're fault Vegeta. You had to press that button didn't you? You couldn't leave it alone." Bulma said anger rising the more she looked at her self. "And now I'm you."

"You make that sound like a bad thing." Vegeta looked up at Bulma staring at her self with his reflection staring back at her. She looked pissed. "Well if you're stupid gravity contraption didn't keep breaking, I would be training right now. Not in you're body" Vegeta stated as he washed his face.

All of a sudden her face light up and she stared at Vegeta with an insane look. "What?" Vegeta was puzzled look on his face. "What?" Vegeta asked again still confused.

"I want to see what it looks like. I've always been curious." Bulma turn toward Vegeta with a grin from ear to ear her face. Vegeta knew what she was talking about but he questioned just to make sure.

"You're thing" Bulma said and open her spandex shorts and took a peek. She was shock so she quickly releases the elastic waist band. "Oh my Kami, you can kill someone with that. That is insanely big. I guess its part of being a saiyan." Bulma said the last statement more to her self. She can't imagine that going in her, it would rip her apart. 'Oh my Kami, if Vegeta is this endowed, then Goku must be too. Then Chichi…oh my god." Bulma blushed, she embarrassed at look at Goku with a straight face again.

"What?" Vegeta asked. "Umm…..I wonder….." Vegeta said and reached for the hem of the night dress the person who brought him to the room.

"What?" Bulma looked at Vegeta anxious to see what Vegeta was going to do. When he lifted the dress over his head, Bulma screamed. "What do you think you are doing?" Bulma said and grabbed him before he could violate her.

"Shit woman you looked at me." Vegeta said as Bulma grabbed his hands and pulled him to hiss feet.

"So?" Bulma released him and headed towards the door. "I'm going to find a way to fix this. You batter not stare at my body." Bulma said. Vegeta turned his back to her and said "okay."

"I mean, don't look at you I mean me…you know what I mean." Bulma said as she opened the door.

"You know that eventually I will have to. I mean you do want me to take a bath right?" Vegeta smirked at her as he saw the defeated look on her face.

"What ever. Just try to keep you're hands off me. Okay?" Bulma sighed as she exited the bathroom and headed to her lab.