Chapter 7: Mall Brawl

Today's episode:

Yamcha dragged Vegeta by hand over to a secluded area behind a vender's stall. Vegeta was caught off guard so he didn't have time to protest his sudden abduction. When they stopped Yamcha stood a good head over Vegeta and stared straight down in his eyes.

Vegeta recollected his senses. " What the fuck do..." Suddenly Yamcha swiftly dove in and gave Vegeta a deep kiss. Before Vegeta knew what was happening his lips were locked in a kiss. Vegeta tried to push Yamcha off him but he wrapped his hands around his waist and pulled him in even closer. Vegeta struggle to get out of Yamcha's grasp but it was no use. After about 2 minutes Yamcha recovered his lips and loosen his grasp. Vegeta immediately fell to the floor breathing hard.

"Wha...wha...what...the...fuck...is...wrong with...you?" Vegeta said in between gasp for air. He had goose bumps on his arms and legs. Not from passion or anything like that, it was from disgust. He wiped the slob Yamcha left all over his lips. Vegeta started to spit out Yamcha's saliva; he even used his shit to wipe it. "Now I'm going to have to brush my teeth for the next two weeks straight."

"What's wrong with me is that I'm still in love with you baby. After that day...I sorted out my life and no matter how I looked at it. I can't see myself without you. That bitch meant nothing to me. She was just a lay." Yamcha said as he helped Vegeta off the floor. 'The fool thinks I'm the woman...well I'm about to set him straight.'

"Listen here you... you are so barking up the wrong tree. Really" Vegeta was again cut off again, this time by Yamcha's index finger on his lips.

"No babe. Please, just listen. Let me speak." Yamcha remove his finger from Vegeta's lips. To hear what he was going to say Vegeta didn't protest. He needed a good laugh. He still had a bad taste in his mouth. He wanted blast the fool for violating his space like that, but he was in no position to do that. Vegeta stood there with his trademark scowl on his face, hands cross below his incredibly large breast. Yamcha saw that she comply with his request so he continued.

"I'm still in pain form when you kick me." Vegeta tried to think back on when the woman had kicked him. All of a sudden he saw it from Bulma's point of view.

"Yeah, it felt really good, it's a wonder you can still walk. Can you have brats?" Vegeta said. He glanced in Bulma's direction.

"And I forgive you for that babe, you were just mad." Vegeta couldn't believe that shit that's coming out of Yamcha's mouth. 'I can't believe the shit that's coming out of this fools mouth.'

"We've been together ever since we were teens, when I was just a desert bum. Now I realize that you were so special to me. In my eyes you are such a diamond. Jewels of my eyes. I never want you to leave my side. Forever baby just me and you. We can get married and have kids...lots of them." Vegeta laughed. 'I'll be surprise if he could' Vegeta said to himself. Then out of nowhere, Yamcha pulled a little box and got down on one knee. By now he was drawing a crowd. Vegeta was laughing on the inside so hard that he was on the verge of busting out loud.

'This fool is going to get it. Big time.' Vegeta said to his self. "What I'm trying to say is baby, will you marry me?" There was a big scene. People of all age and size came to watch the man propose to his sweat heart. Yamcha look at Vegeta's face, he mistook his expression. He was about to burst out laughing but Yamcha thought he was about to cry. 'Wow, this is easier than I first thought. Now all I have to do is wine her, dine her and marry her. After a get what want, I'll just divorce her and get ½ her riches. I'll fuck her dry. Payback's a bitch. Women, so fucking stupid.' Yamcha said to himself confident on how things are going.

Bulma was off to the side watching everything. She saw the look Vegeta gave her. 'It makes me sick how men think they can have anything and anyone they want.' Bulma said to herself. She was watching Yamcha since he came into the mall. He had come in right after they did, she just had a sense that he was there.

'He flirt with everything in a skirt and double D's. I saw him looking down a blonde's chest and tonguing down brunette. Now look at him. If he can't be serious enough to stay interested in one girl for more than ten minutes, why should I give him any time in the world? And after what he did to me does he really think I would fall for that again? I' don't know Bulma girl, you probably would. That's why I'm glad I'm not me right now' Bulma laugh to herself. She was about to go over and shake things up a bit.

Bulma shoved through the crowd to get to the little circle where Vegeta and Yamcha were. Yamcha look at the look on Vegeta's face. He was really trying to hold the laugh. He was hoping she said yes.

"C'mon honey, say yes. Good men don't just fall in your lap." An old woman's voice said through the commotion. Bulma wanted to hurl. 'Good man...huh. Don't make me laugh.' Bulma said amused by the scene before her. She walked over to Vegeta who was still staring at Yamcha. She wrapped her arms around Vegeta's shoulder.

"Vegeta!" Yamcha exclaimed in state of shock. Vegeta released the laugh he was holding for so long. He looked up at Vegeta with his arms around his girl and Bulma laughing. He was confused, and then it hit him. He got up from the previous position. "You fucking whore, so you were fucking him all along." Yamcha approached Vegeta who was Bulma and balled up a fist to land punch in Vegeta' s face. Bulma who was Vegeta stopped it in mid air. Bulma retaliated and punched Yamcha in his face breaking his nose. She wanted to do that for so long. Yamcha was caught off guard so he tripped and crash through the vender's stall. He jumped on Bulma and started punching his face in but they were useless punches. Bulma was busy blocking the punches expected them to hurt. She realizes that Yamcha's punches weren't doing any damage; she grabbed his arms and gave him one of Vegeta's trademark smirks. She grabbed both Yamcha's hands in one hand and uses her free hand to pound Yamcha's face in. She then kicked Yamcha in the chest and he flew a good distance across the mall. He flew through a glass window smashing it to pieces. Blood was in Bulma's eyes. All she could see was Yamcha's demise. She thought she would have never gotten the pleasure of kicking his ass herself, it was fate. She jumped on him and continued the beatings. Two mall securities jumped on Bulma but it was no use. She brushed them off with ease.

After her adrenaline rush was over, Bulma got up off a bloody Yamcha. You could honestly say she rearrange his face. He had black and blue blotches mixed with crimson blood all over his face. His upper and lower lips were busted. His three ribs shattered. He was totaled. The crowds of spectators were in a state of shock and fear. Vegeta was still laughing his ass off. He was literally on the floor laughing. The few securities in the main hall of the mall were no match for Bulma so they called back up. When Bulma saw the army of security guards closing in she grabbed Vegeta and threw him over her shoulder and ran.

10 minutes later...

Bulma found it really annoying that in every corner of the mall has a camera. Everywhere they go it's another dead end. So after 10 minutes they ran up into another dead end. Bulma made a U-turn and headed towards the stair case but the sound of radios and footsteps made her decide against it. They made a detour down another hall. Luckily there was a janitor's closet. Bulma tried to open the door by turning the knob but it was locked. Bulma gave the door a shoulder thrust and it flew open. She entered the room and slammed the door. Bulma put Vegeta on his feet for the first time in 30 minutes. As Vegeta finally got to stand on his own feet, he regurgitates the contents of his previous meal. 'Fucking woman and her damn weak stomach.' Vegeta swore to himself as he puked up his lunch.

"Woman, why are we running from those weaklings? I can...I mean you can destroy them with little or no effort." Vegeta said as he corrected himself. He's not in a position to fight anyone. He's locked up in a janitor's closet puking his guts out. 'The gods are paying me back for my past sins. I just know it.'

"Because buster brown. I'm not like you. I'm not fond of beating the shit out people...authority figures not to mention." Bulma said as she rests her ear on the door to listening on what's going on outside the door.

"Well you didn't seem to have a problem beating the brains out of that weakling boyfriend of yours. WHICH got us in this predicament we are currently in?" Vegeta said as a matter of factly.

"HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND. AND THE BASTARD HAD IT COMING. GOSH IT FELT SO GOOD." Bulma shouted. Vegeta shook his head. He wipes the rest of the puke off the corner of his mouth with the back of hand. Bulma shook off Vegeta's comment and crack the door so she could peek through it."SHIT!" Bulma exclaimed.

"Who's in there? Come out with your hands up" said a security guard standing outside the door. He was about to radio in for backup. Bulma was one step ahead of him. She charged through the door and tackles the officer.

Bulma was through three walls before she knew what she was doing. 'Damn, if I don't watch it I can destroy myself and the people around me. I gotta remember that I'm not in my own body. Self restraint girl, self restraint.' Bulma look down and saw the unconscious officer covered with dirt and debris. She laughed nervously and got up. The whole mall was alerted included the rest of roaming officers. Bulma grabbed Vegeta's arm and ran. After another 20 minutes, Vegeta was fed up with the running. He was tired and sweaty.

"That's... it... woman. I'm... turning my...my.. self in. I can't take it... no more." Vegeta said with his hands on his knees breathing hard.

"C'mon Vegeta...they're coming." Bulma said as she saw the army of officer closing in FAST.

"No...not... another...step." Vegeta said as he sat on the floor, determine not to take another step. Bulma grabbed Vegeta and tossed him over her shoulder and kept running. With Vegeta's inhuman stamina she didn't need any rest. Bulma finally caught a break. She ran into yet another room. It was dark in the room and the sunlight was not reaching through the open glass window. They tried to find the light switch but all they could feel was material and assume it was clothes.

They finally found the light switch and turned it on. There was clothing everywhere. Bulma was in heaven. It's a clothing storage. It wasn't her usual clothes but they were okay. Vegeta found some clothes that would help their current situation. Vegeta found 4 pairs of security guard uniform. "Woman... are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Vegeta said but he didn't get an answer. Her eyes were wondering around the room. "Woman."

"YES...No?" Bulma turned around to see Vegeta glaring at her with his right arm on his right hip. 'Wow. I look so cute when I'm angry. My eyes are a darker shade blue too.' Bulma said to herself. Vegeta held up the two pairs of uniforms. Bulma made a facial expression like ohh...no doh! They put it on.

"Look woman..we are going to have to keep moving. If anyone take a good look at us, our cover is blown." Vegeta said as he pointed out there was no badge, flashlight not to mention a side arm. Vegeta stuck his head out the window just as a guard ran pass. When he was down the hall they stormed out and headed to the entrance. As they approached the entrance a voice bring them to a halt.

" Hey...you two right there. Hold it." An officer said. Vegeta was so scared his heart was racing at 100mhs. He looked at Bulma, she was calm and he was about to shit on himself. 'It's the disadvantage of being a human.

A female human to boot.' When the officer got next to them, he stop and started harassing a blue haired girl and her spiky haired boyfriend. They both release a sigh of relief and kept on their way. Now outside, Bulma tried to pin point her car in the vast parking lot. She saw sirens flashing everywhere. Including the ambulance where paramedics were pushing Yamcha's broken figure on a stretcher. She snickered and grabbed Vegeta's arm and pulled Vegeta in her arms. Now face to face, Bulma leaned in and kissed Vegeta. For a while Vegeta was looking at his own body kissing him and wondering what she was doing.

But he eventually fell in by closing his eyes and started kissing back. It felt so right. Before Vegeta knew it, it was gone. The kiss left him hungry for more. He didn't know if it was the fact that the woman's body is so emotional and always hungry for passion or the afternoon heat. He felt that butterfly feeling in his stomach. It was a new feeling to him but it felt so good, he welcomed it. Bulma grabbed Vegeta and pulled him towards the car. She looked back at Yamcha who looked like he was ready to kill someone. Namely her. Or Vegeta.

They both jumped in the car. Bulma suddenly busted out laughing. Vegeta couldn't help but laughing too. They drove off and headed home.