Sorry it took so long to update……I had a serious case of writers block and I was busy. This chapter should be hilarious……hope you enjoy….R&R

Chapter 8: Girls day out

Bulma sat in the computer section of her lab typing up some schematics on how to replace the busted reactor on her invention. She usually would have needed her glasses but with Vegeta's saiyan eyes, she can now see a whole lot more than she bargains for, she can also hear a whole lot better too. Like when she and Vegeta argue…….

FLASH back

"VEGETA, you need to stop walking around the house ½ naked like that. What if someone decides to stop by unexpectedly? Or my father or my mother or….." Bulma jumped up from her work and faced Vegeta who walked up to the fridge and filled up a glass of milk. Bulma wasn't expecting to see Vegeta walking around the house topless and in just underwear.

"Woman, I felt restrained so I took off that stupid bra." Vegeta said in between gulps of milk. Ever since he tasted it he'd always had a thing for this "milk" stuff.

"I don't care; you need to be wearing it at all times. After we get our respected bodies back, I'll be the one who's going to have to live with the embarrassment if some happens to invite them self and you're indecent." Bulma said with her hands on her hip and a look that a mother give her son when he are bad.

"Okay…..I'll go pit a shirt on. Just so you'll stop bitching." Vegeta waited till he was out of ear shot then he said "Jeez….what an enigma." He said under his breath.

"I HEARD THAT VEGETA." Bulma rolled her eyes and walked out of the kitchen. She was surprise she could've heard what Vegeta had said from so far.

FLASH back end

Vegeta was in the indoor weight room working out. Working out in just a sports bra and a short spandex shorts. 'The woman is really out of shape.' Vegeta said to himself as he lifted the 10lbs barbells. Vegeta mocked Bulma's weakness again. 'Her pathetic body struggle with just ten pound weights.' Some belly fat was growing around Bulma's tummy, stress Vegeta couldn't cure with some sit up and crunches. Vegeta lay on the floor back first, knee bent in a 35 degree angle. He put his hands behind his head and bends his back up and down. Five minutes and 250 crunches later, he was tired and sweat droplets were dripping from every exposed skin.

He looked like something from a fairytale. A true piece of work. He continued his work out until he couldn't move. When he found the strength to move, he got up to go get a bottle of water. He ripped the fridge open and grabbed the water. He popped the cork and guzzled down about ½ of its contents, that's when the ring of the door bell interrupted him.

He stood there in the kitchen not intended to answer it. He was going let Bulma get it... Unfortunately, it kept on ringing. Vegeta finally got tired of the sound after the 6th ring and approach the door. On his way to open the door, he took a long gulp of his water. Vegeta opened the door and out of sheer shock, he spat the water in the visitors face. 20 seconds of silence had gone by before anyone said anything.

"Um…..uh…..I'll take that as you are surprise to see me." Chichi said as she saw the horror look on Vegeta's face as she walk pass him to get a towel to wipe the water off her face.

"Um…..yeah…..very." Vegeta chocked out as he saw Chichi strolled pass him un-invited.

"Yeah well Goku and his little friends all went training, something about robots in three years….." Vegeta got a little pissed. He was here stuck in a weakling woman's body while Goku was out there finding ways to get stronger. 'Is there anything stronger than a super saiyan.' Vegeta debated with himself. 'Yeah she's standing right in front of me.' He should be out there training. 'Fucking woman, fucking gravity room.'

"Bulma….are you listening." Chichi said a little taken back by Bulma's strange behavior.

"Oh…um….yeah…what did you say." Vegeta said ripped from his own thoughts but a confused looking Chichi with a towel in her hand.

"…….yeah….like I was saying. Goku and his little friends are off in the woods training so I'm always by myself. So... I decided to come over and stay with you for a while." Chichi said still drying herself from the water. She went to the laundry room threw the towel in the washing machine.

"Oh….okay." What Chichi was saying didn't resister to Vegeta….but it finally did. "SAY WHAT?" Vegeta shouted from the living room. He approached laundry room to give her a piece of his mind. Chichi walked out of the room in just her bra and pants. Vegeta stopped in his tracks.

"Yeah….it's not a problem is it?" Chichi ask searching through the dry clothes for a dry blouse. Vegeta thought before he spoke, if he fucks this up with the woman, Bulma will be bitching for days.

"Um….no….no problem here." Vegeta said staring at her plump breast. They were almost as big and perky as Bulma's but they are sexy regardless. Vegeta was stunned for a minute. He then flashed back to reality. "Um…do you know by any chance how long you'll be staying?" Vegeta ask as he watches the wife of his rival put on one his woman's shirt. 'My woman, where did that come from?' Vegeta turned around and headed to the living room. Chichi followed.

"Um…I don't know… about three days or a week…maybe two weeks." Chichi said and plopped down on the couch next to Vegeta just a few inches away. "It's gonna be fun, we can have slumber parties…..do our each other's nails, hair….and you know.

"Ohhhh…..I got an idea. Let's go on a ladies day out….and tonight we can rent a movie and eat popcorn.

Vegeta watch the expression on Chichi face. She was really serious. Vegeta thought the woman was going to say she was only kidding. "Well c'mon B. When was the last time we was went out? Since I had Gohan I think." Chichi grab Vegeta's hands and pulled him up from his sitting position on the couch.

"I don't know if that's a good idea Chichi, I mean what happens when Kak…..um Goku gets hungry. Won't he be looking for you?" Vegeta ask trying his best not blow his cover.

"Don't worry Bulma, I told him where I was going to be plus I left that house maid robot you gave there. They won't starve. They'll catch a fish or something." Chichi said pushing Bulma towards her room.

"I don't know. I kind of have things to do." Vegeta can't believe his predicament. If he said no, he'll disappoint the woman. Which he didn't care, it's just that he don't want to blow his cover. 'The woman can tell the others and together they all can speculate.'

"C'mon Bulma, you used to love going out with me." Chichi said as her disappointment started to set in. "Tell you what; we don't even have to stay that long." Chichi added to make the deal sound sweeter. Vegeta stopped and thought about it while looking away from the puppy dog look Chichi was giving him.

"Okay okay….but as soon as I'm ready to leave….we leave okay?" Vegeta gave in. 'This day is just getting better and better.' Chichi's frown turned into an ear to ear smile.

An hour later…..

Vegeta walked out of the room with the same outfit Bulma was gonna make him wear shopping. The short blue jeans shorts with some frills and the thighs and a longgold metal chain as a belt. The black sleeve less cut offs that hardly covers his stomach and the words "GOLD DIGGER" written across the chest.

As much as he had fought back, the former martial artist over powered him in a game of wrestling. Vegeta was still finding it hard to believe that this woman can be so strong, or maybe Bulma is just really weak.

'I'm starting to Bulma is the weakest specimen on the planet.' Vegeta said as he remembers how easily Chichi pinned him to the floor. Vegeta walk down to the bottom of the steps this time with no help as he stepped lightly in his high heel sandals. When he reached the bottom of the step, she was stolen away. Bulma dragged him to the corner and pinned him against the wall.

"Where the fuck are you going? Thought you wouldn't want to be caught dead in that." Bulma smiled as she stared at Vegeta in the outfit. "Umm….I look good." Bulma said referring to her body which Vegeta occupy. Bulma smelled his neck. "You smell good too."

"Hmpf, that accursed woman made me put it on." Vegeta said pouting real hard.

"Who?" Bulma said with a confused look across her face.

"Kakarrot's harpy." Vegeta didn't have to guess that Bulma's reaction wouldn't be a surprise.

"Ch…Chi…..Chichi is here?" Bulma stuttered out with a shock look on her face. 'That's why I had a strong sense of her presents when I was in the lab, like she was next to me.'

"Yes I am. You don't mind me taking Bulma away do you?" Chichi said coming off the top of the steps with her a tight mini black skirt with a tight blue blouse. They both stood there with a shocked expression on their faces.

"Um…no…take the bitch…. I could use a break from her screeching voice anyway." Bulma said with a scowl trying her best to imitate Vegeta. Vegeta was impressed. That's exactly what he would have said. 'The woman is turning into me.'

"Fuck you Vegeta." Vegeta played along.

"C'mon Bulma….lets ditch the ass hole." Chichi said and walked towards the front door. She stops, turned around and look back at Vegeta with a questioning look. Vegeta gave her a signal to go on, he'll be there.

"Listen up Vegeta, don't screw this up. Our sanity depends on it." Bulma said with a warning tone in her deep voice.

"Whatever woman. I'm already getting tired of this shit. It's going to be awhile before I crack." Vegeta said as he pushed Bulma away and head towards the door.

"Kami help him. Help us both." Bulma said and head back to the lab.

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"So B. What's with you and Vegeta? I saw how you guys were at looking at each other back there." Chichi said as they lay face down on the massage bed. Chichi took Vegeta to a day spa. They had a honey scrub earlier and now they are getting a massage. Vegeta admitted that he needed the massage very badly. His tense muscles were now relaxing under the hands of a professional.

"...I don't know what you are talking about?" Vegeta didn't feel comfortable talking about himself as if he wasn't there. But he knew he had to play along. " He nothing but an annoying arrogant house guest." Vegeta wanted to gag. If he wasn't so comfortable, he would have gone insane.

"Oh c'mon B. You can tell me. Promise I wont tell." Chichi said assuring her that her secret was safe. Chichi waited a while for an answer. "Welllll?"

Still nothing but Chichi thought she saw a smile. "I knew it. I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it I just knew it." Chichi said almost jumping up and down. The message therapist had to tell her to keep still. Vegeta didn't fight her.

'If that what she thought then I guess that's just what she thought.' "As much of an ass hole he might be, having a saiyan as a husband is not such a bad idea..." Vegeta was happy he wasn't drinking any liquid, or else he would have choked. "...I mean they can protect you from anything, they sure know how to work you're nerves and when it's all said and done they make you feel good inside, if you know what I mean." 'That's the first thing the harpy said all day that I actually agree with.' Vegeta said with a cocky smile.

Vegeta decide to carry the conversation. "So you're speaking from experience then? Your saying that Ka..."Goku" is everything you ever dreamed of?" Vegeta ask putting emphasis on his rival's name.

"Yeah...I can honestly say that he is. I mean what he lacks in brain power he makes up in everything else. He has a good heart and he means well, but sometimes he can be a big goof. But I still love him." Vegeta listen to how Chichi use the four letter word so loosely. 'Saiyan are not big on words, we use other methods to express our affection.' Vegeta gave her a disgusted look but luckily she couldn't see it. The sheer mention of the word and how humans use it made him sick.

"Um...Vegeta is an arrogant asshole, but the man has quite the body." Vegeta felt good talking about himself from someone else POV, he can do it and not be considered cocky or conceded. Even though mentally he was. "I mean it looks like his body was sculpted by the gods them selves. And behind ever scar on his body, there a story for each." Vegeta had heard Bulma and her mother talking about him like that...her mother was doing most of the talking. It disgusted him at first but her choice of words were quite exquisite.

"Wow Bulma. It seem that your lusting for Vegeta."

"Done" The massage therapist said as they finish their 60 minute session.

"Wow..all my kinks are gone" Chichi said as she stretch her petite body.

"Yes ma'am...we are the best." The cocky lady said with a towel wrapped over her arm. Then they exited the room. Chichi and Vegeta got dressed and follow suit. They went and paid at the front desk and left.

"Wanna go get some ice-cream?" Chichi ask as they exited the spa and back into the mall. They walked inside Baskin Robins on the other end of the mall. Vegeta ordered cookies and cream flavored ice cream, Chichi got the rum and raisin. They sat and scooped.

"I think you should explore it Bulma, even if it don't work out. Well you can at least say you had mind numbing sex." Chichi said after her third spoon full of ice cream.

"Seem a bit sluttish to me. I think you had a bit too much ice-cream." Vegeta said. He is seeing a whole new side of Chichi. Shit he wishes Bulma was the one listening; she is the one who need convincing.

"Bulma, you're 26, you won't be young forever. I'm not saying you should sleep with the first guy that comes knocking. I'm just saying you should weight your options. Vegeta or your average guy. Say, whatever happen to Yamcha" Chichi ask.

"Oh don't even ask." Vegeta said rolling his eyes not wanting to talk about the fool.

"No, I wanna know."

"Excuse me ladies. You look like you could use some company with those ice creams. And if I must say so myself, you ladies are the most gorgeous thing I've seen all day." Two guys said as they stood about five feet above Vegeta and Chichi's sitting position.

"Sorry boys, we are happily married and our husband just went to the bathroom. I would want to be invisible when they comeback." Chichi ½ lied. She did have a husband but everything else was a lie. They both saw the men walk away with disappointment written on their faces. Vegeta was sure he heard one of them muttered "Bitches" under his breath.

"The nerve, is that all we are to them. A thing; property to be owned. It's sad really." Chichi said as they finish their ice cream and tossed the cup in the trash receptacle.

"Ready to go some where else?" Chichi ask Bulma as they headed back to the car. He let her lead the way. 'So far the day wasn't a total waste...'