B/N:HI! It's Grimm's long time standing Beta, KYKI! Sorry if I haven't been updating my stuff, but I'll be on it ASAGPUNC! (As Soon As Grimm Puts Up the Next Chapter) Time to Beta Now! (Dances around in her MACHI (not Tohru. MACHI!) cosplay while reading a book)

A/N: Machi is better than Tohru in all ways. -is murdered by fans of Tohru Honda- Sorry, sorry.... whatever you do, do not read the stories on my account.

Yuuko lay across the couch flipping through channels, while Mokona was sitting on her head looking kind of bored. "Mokona thinks that show looks interesting," Mokona said hopefully. B/N: You have some problems with your COMMAs!

Yuuko shook her head. "No, no, no. I've seen Full House way too many times." B/N: But Full House is AWESOME!

"How about that one?"

"Secret Life of the American Teenager was interesting for the first two episodes, but now it's just a soap opera." B/N: How can two shows from the same channel be playing at the same time?

"THAT ONE."

"YES." Yuuko glued her eyes to the TV, watching a little green alien and his dog/robot thing dancing around a kid with a really big head. Watanuki came in looking depressed, then creeped out as he saw what Yuuko was watching.

"You still watch cartoons, Yuuko-san?" he asked, skeptical. Yuuko didn't look away from the TV, but nodded. Watanuki rolled his eyes. "Invader Zim? Really?" Yuuko nodded again, then turned to him.

"You remind me of…DIB! Because your head is misshapen, plus you're annoying and technical."

"SAY WHAT?!" Watanuki fumed.

Mokona jumped up and down. "WATA-CHUU IS DIIIB! WATA-CHUU IS DIIIIIIIB! DIB DIB DIB!"

"SHUT UP MONJU BUN!" Watanuki grabbed Mokona and threw him/her against the wall. (No animals were harmed in the writing of this chapter. Mokona is bouncy. B/N: Yes, yes he is.) He then sat down and groaned loudly. Yuuko turned off the TV.

"Something happen at school, dear?" she asked, stroking his head. He gave her a look.

He gave her a look. "What are you up to?"

"What are you talking about, sweetheart?" she asked, looking worried. B/N: AH! SHE'S BEING NICE!!!

"You're never nice to me."

"Oh. You're right." Yuuko burst out laughing and slapped Kimihiro on the back. "Anyway, what's wrong? If you're sad, then the food will be bad…."

"ARGH!"

"No, seriously," Yuuko said, trying not to laugh again. "What's wrong?"

"What's wrong? WHAT'S WRONG?!" Watanuki slammed his fist on the table. "DOUMEKI MAKES ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT, HIMAWARI DOESN'T THINK OF ME AS ANYTHING, AND THE PERSON WHO'S WRITING THIS IS A TOTAL IDIOT AND…" Watanuki disappeared in a puff of smoke. Yuuko looked up at the four authoresses.

"Oh, the CLAMP Doujinshi team. What happened?" Yuuko asked. The blonde answered.

"He was making me kind of mad, and it's my turn to write this chapter, so… consequences." Grimm said. Yuuko nodded. B/N: He was being a meany head, but then again, you made him that way!

"Nice one." Yuuko held up one hand and asked, "Can I please have some sake?" Khairin grabbed some sake and handed it down to Yuuko. "Domo Arigato Gozaimasu." She said, sipping the drink. "So what happened at school with Wata-kun?" Neko got up and started to explain.

"The principal died…" a voice came from the back room.

"I'M NOT DEAD IF I'M ALIVE, NOW!"

"Shut up, Paul. Anyway," Neko continued. "The principal died at Wata-pii's school and the new principal is a terrible woman named Yoko Ono…" Yuuko nodded.

"Well, does this Yoko Ono have any accomplishments?" she asked. Neko shrugged.

"Yeah, she invented Screamo, technically." In the background Grimm and Kyki started singing the Screamo version of Soulja Boy. B/N: YEAH!

"SOULJA BOY I BEND IT!"

"OH!"

"WATCH ME LOSE IT!"

"LOSE FRACKIN CONTROL!"

"SHUT UP!" Alex shouted. She then turned back to the computer. "I'm trying to write a poem about Tsubasa…." she said, then turning to glare at Khairin. "AND NEXT IM WRITING A WATANUKI X DOUMEKI FANFICTION!" Khairin screamed.

"HIMAWARI X WATANUKI!

"NO! DOUMEKI X WATANUKI!" the continued arguing about xxxHolic pairings. Yuuko picked up her ear plugs and went to sleep.

B/N: My turn next! MY TURN NEXT! YEP YEP!

A/N: Yes. Then I get to mess up... eh heh heh... I mean BETA your chapter. I hope you all enjoyed my pitiful chapter! Next up is Kyki! ~Grimm