A/N: I've been putting this off., but to annoy you more, I tell you about my SATURDAY! My counterpart and best friend Kyji-chan lives in another state, so last Saturday, my dad took me to her house so we can see each other. Kyji and I went to the mall and spent about an hour in the manga section. Guess what we found! Chibi Vampire volume 12! It's not supposed to come out for a few more weeks! Then we went to Clare's and I got new earrings and a pair of necklaces! Each necklace has either a yang or ying sign on it. I kept the yang one (black), and I gave Kyji the ying (white). Now let's get onto the story!

B/N: Hey, Grimm here, acting as BETA. Kyki, that was unecessary and very annoying. GOOD JOB! (Seriously? Chibi Vampire vol 12 came out?! NO SHIT I NEED TO GO GET IT!)

Yuuko chuckled. She giggled. She muffled her laughter. She couldn't take it anymore.

"OH MY FRACKING TOES HAHAHAHAHAHA!" The entire room filled with her really, really loud laughter. Her headphones were stuck in her ears and her eyes were glued to the screen of the laptop. Larg hopped over.

"Mokona wants to laugh too! Mokona wants to hear!" the black manju-bun said, trying to fit under the headphones along with Yuuko. B/N: Are these by any chance the persocom headphones?

"What are you laughing about?" asked Watanuki, who was in the middle of cleaning... some spiritual-looking thing... OH HEY IT'S THE CARDCAPTOR'S WAND! He was cleaning the cardcaptor wand.

"Won't you like to know?" said Yuuko, looking over at him, trying not to laugh. Watanuki knew that couldn't be good... he raced over and looked over her shoulder. The video was labeled "Wacky Watanuki". Watanuki's face turned white, which made Yuuko laugh harder. She pulled out the headphones and turned the volume up all the way.

"She says she's no good with words but I'm worse. Barely stuttered out a joke of a romantic stuck to my tongue. Weighed down with words too overdramatic. Tonight it's "it can't get much worse" vs. "no one should ever feel like..."" sung the laptop as pictures of Yuuko and Watanuki ran across it. Mokona fell down in a fit of laughter.

"WATANKI LIKES YUUKO! WATA-CHUU LOVES YUKKO!!" Mokona shouted.

"I DO NOT!" screamed Watanuki, "WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS ANYWAYS!" suddenly the camera switched to something in the corner labeled "big moter" and a girl with a laptop rose up out of the ground on a twirling platform. No, it was not Renge. B/N: It's much worse than Renge. It was...

"BUT I LOVE THIS SONG!" screamed Kyki. "It was either that or Yuuko finding fanfiction!" B/N: There is a frightening number of Yuuko x Wata fanfictions... fortunately, there are more Domeki x Wata fanfictions, and almost no Himawari x Wata fanfictions.... haha Khairin. You're alone in your quest for HimaWata! Kyki typed in fast some more words. B/N: To clear things up, Kyki is on Youtube looking at random AMVs. "But this one is my fav!" Suddenly, the "Ding Song Song" started playing. Watanuki twitched.

"What the hell is wrong with you!?" he exclaimed. Kyki glared at him over the computer screen.

"THIS ISN'T AN AMV ABOUT YOU, BRAT!" she screamed. Grimm floated down on a cloud and landed behind her.

"A Kyo/Yuki huh? Pretty cracky," she said. B/N: No it isn't. Kyki, you failed me.

"Oh I more cracky stuff then this!" Kyki and Grimm then started finding all sorts of crack videos.

"Okay! THIS IS INSANE!" screamed Watanuki.

"You're telling us,' Neko said calmly.

"WATANUKI X DOUMEKI!" screamed Alex as she pulled Khairin's hair.

"HIMAWARI X WATANUKI!" screamed Khairin as she threatened Alex with a knife. B/N: roflmao. You know what? It's sad that these two haven't met yet. It will be very entertaining to see them talk to each other. ALEX, KHAIRIN, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU NEED TO FIND EACH OTHER ON CHATANGO RIGHT NOW AND BATTLE IT OUT! It will be hilarious...

"NEVER!" shouted Alex pulling out a chainsaw. Yuuko was asleep on the sofa.... these random author appearances bored her.

A/N: Now I'm listening to crack videos. I'm addicted. DON"T MAKE FUN OF ME! (hides in corner)

B/N: I saw a Tomoyo-hime x Syaoran video the other day. Not Tomoyo Daidouji x Syaoran Li, TOMOYO-HIME x Syaoran. Now THAT is crack. -goes to Youtube- Good idea, Kyki. I need my crack fix... I sound like a stoner...