Chapter 2: Where Should I Begin?

"What do you mean? Start at the beginning you damned fool!"The Judge snapped fallowed by snickers of the jury and witnesses. 'Is everyone off thier rocker?!' The skeleton judge fumed. "Juno you did forget that this was suppose to be a private matter between you and this... thing!" Juno scowled at him. Her patience with him and his action where growing thin.

Juno dropped her finished cigarette and pulled out another. "Judge Mental! I could have sworn that you didn't care for this low After-Life-ian. Now you want to give him his privacy?" She raised an eyebrow. "Listen we don't have much time. Beetlejuice's potion will wear off in five hours and that means more money for the serum. Also, I've got a shit load of paper work to finish and I just want to finish it up and go to bed, okay!" Juno took a long drag from her cigarette. 'Mmm... Sweet, sweet nicotine'. she turned to Beetlejuice, still on his knees in chains. "Beetlejuice." He rose his head to face Juno. "What did you mean?"

Beetlejuice smiled a wolf-like grin. "Well, where do you want me to start? Should I start like David Copperfield, 'I am born', and also end with 'A loss'?" His grin widened. "No, I should start with my own creativity. So, my childhood to death? Or a brief summary of my childhood and than start by telling you an adventure of my simple life that lead me to my death?" Juno crossed the court room and stared at the blond, pale man.

After another drag she spoke. "Hm, I think option two would be most appropriate for this crowd. Oh, and also Beetlejuice." She snickered a bit. "I've never hear or seen you so serious. What's the change? Is the 'Ghost with the Most' afraid of the room of Lost Souls?" Beetlejuice cocked his head to one side and than grinned again.

"I just think my life accually ment something to me for awhile. My childish behavior was a way for me to forget them." He explained. "Don't worry, Junebug. I'll still be me, even if I am to be eaten by a Sandworm... again." A gasp escaped Ginger.

"You never told us that you came back from being eating by a sandworm!" She was shaking, only a little. The room murmmered once again and Judge Mental's short patience was dying fast. With another sound of the guillotine, making a plesent 'shink' noise to the judge's ear. Silence took hold of the room again.

"So, Beetlejuice." Judge Mental started again. "You may begin you're pathetic life's story."

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