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15 Minutes Later

Still In the bush

I'm making a point, I reckon if I stay in this bush all night then one of my neighbours might call social services or something. Mrs. Jones next door may be deaf as a dead Llama but you don't need ears to see someone sat in a bush all night.

1 Second later

But you do need ears to talk on the phone. Never mind, maybe Mr. Socks-and-Sandals (I don't know his name and he wears Socks and Sandals, Ok?) across the road will help me, save me from the torture of teenage twin sisters who hate me.

1 Second later

I don't think he's my friend though after I kept his cat hostage for that week after he stole my football; I kept the stupid thing safe (the cat I mean Dufus!), but there is no telling some people.

5 Minutes later

'Dave, What the hell are you doing sat in the bush?' Great. My Mum's home.

'Baking a cake'

'Don't be so cheeky, get inside it's freezing out here.'

'Mum, It's the middle of summer.'

'Yes, but it's Britain therefore it's very cold not get out of the bush before you do some damage.'

'I'm good, but I'm not that good, I can't injure myself sat in a bush.'

'I meant you might damage the Bush you Wally, now GO!!' Charming isn't it? The amount of love and care in this house is overwhelming and I'm not even in the house yet.

2 Minutes Later

It was pretty cold out there actually. I think I'll ring Rollo; he's always pleased to hear from me…

'Hello, 'tis moi, Rolloificus'

'Hey Rollo, you'll never guess where I've been'

'No, I probably won't'

'Right, I'll tell you, I've been sat in my bush.'

'Cool' you know when you tell your friends you've been sat in a bush, you expect some surprise, but not when your friend is Rollo, he is the closer to a Peanut than he is to a human.

'Lottie opened the window when I was on the window ledge and I fell.' I said, trying to get a reaction.

'Lottie, your sister Lottie?' See what I mean?

'No, my camel Lottie' I said.

'Oh.' He said, and then he went silent.

15 Seconds later

'Rollo, you still there?'

'Yeah.'

'Right, ok…'

More silence.

'I'm going scraping some chewing gum off the road, speak to you tomorrow.'

'Cool, see you later man.' Unbelievable.

3 Seconds later

Phone's Ringing.

'What Rollo?'

'You're not really going scraping Chuddy of the road are you?'

'Of course I am, Lottie is coming with me, my Camel Lottie, you know the one…'

'Dave, are you taking the mic again?'

'No, Rollo you fool of the first water, I'm not going scraping Chuddy of the road, I am taking the mic.'

'Why did you say you were then?' I hung up before I was forced to take some drastic action (i.e. trying to explain it to him)

5:23

In my Love shack, aka my room

I've got the music channels on, but it's one of those strange choir things, I thought it was TMF or something but I think it might be songs of praise.

1 Minute Later

It's really annoying whatever it is.

2 Seconds later

Not that I can hear it very well over the shouting, you'd think mum and dad would go outside or something to shout like that, and they call me rude! What is it this time? 'Never clean up…don't listen to me…feelings…Blah Blah Blah' It's the same every flipping time.

3 Minutes later

Grace is home, only, ooh, 2 hours late. That should go down well with my Darling Mother and Father as they are in such good moods already!

Yeah there it is, the whole, What-time-do-you-call-this speech, Grace should be able to quote it word for word by now, she only gets it once a night minimum!

6:30pm

I'm so bored. I might kill myself just for something to do!

20 Seconds later

I might do something less painful (and less Emo) actually. I'm going out, I don't know where, just out.

1 Minute Later

Sweet home Alabama It's freeeeeeeezing!!

2 Minutes later

Emma doesn't live too far from me and my fingers might drop off they're that cold, I'll go see her, spread some joy, help the aged etc.

5 Minutes Later

Outside Emma's house

I hope she's not in her huffy pants with me, she usually comes to the door before I even have chance to knock, it must be her Laugh sensor or something. That would be so cool having a little flashy thing on your head that went off when someone as magnificent as moi got near.

30 Seconds later

I can hear people inside the house, are they ignoring me? I know I didn't get on too well with her brother but is that any reason to leave me out her in the freezing cold? I only used my charming wit with him but he must've been with Tom, eating maggots or something when the beardy bloke in the sky was handing out senses of humour.

12 Seconds later

Finally someone is opening the door!!

'Oh, Dave it's you!! I'm so sorry dear, I thought it was someone else, go on in, Emma's upstairs.' Emma's mum is too nice sometimes; she's actually bothers to take an interest and stuff, unlike my mum. Not that I want my mum nosing about my business but some food would be nice sometimes.

10 Seconds later

'DAVE!!! It's great to see you lovebug, where've you been, I've not seen you in like, two days!! Can I have a kiss?' She's got to stop using names like that for me, they might leak out in public!

'Emma Sweetie, would I ever refuse a kiss?'

20 Minutes later

No one can deny that Emma is a good snogger, I mean she's not quite as good as some of my exes but…

1 Second later

What am I doing? It's against the law of snogging to think about exes whilst mid-snog! Especially when you can't get over that ex and especially when that ex only went out with you to make someone else jealous.

1 Second later

No people, I wasn't thinking about Ellen…

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