Ok, this is the longest chappie I've ever done!! Proud of me? Knew you would be lol. It's not Long but it's longer, please review.

1 Minute later

Great, not only have I been dumped by Emma (Who was alright in a not-as-great-as-gee-but-pretty-cool sort of way) but now my so called friends have buggered off, probably to practice there so called meditation with there new so called Bezzy Mate Miss so Called Wilson.

1 second later

So called.

2 Minutes later

I'm going home. I hate school. In fact I'm going for a mooch round the shops. I'll keep my head down though; old biddies have a reputation for telling Mr. D about people wagging it.

10 Minutes later

I've got £2.61 and a bit of fluff, so I'm going living it large in McDonalds. Brain food and all that Jazz.

15 Minutes later

The girl behind the counter in McDonalds was quite fit looking, so I took the chance to have a flirt. She was really thick though so she probably didn't even realise I was a boy, I mean she gave me £3 change, I only gave her £2 to begin with, even my maths skills aren't that bad.

10 Minutes later

Do you know what you can get for £3.61 in Topman? Absolutely Diddly-Squit that's what. Actually, you can get some earrings, which would be good, if I had my ear pierced…

6 Minutes later

Is that…No, it can't be can it?

20 Seconds later

It is!! It's Georgia! I must show her my glaciosity, something she told me she would show Masimo after I prattled off some balls about mystery woman, whilst trying not to go find the lesbian Twit and floor him.

1 Minute later

I went up behind her and put my hands over her eyes, but she did some sort of strange warrior shout grabbed my arm and twisted it up my back. When she saw it was me the whole fiasco turned into sorry city.

'Dave!! Oh my God, I'm so sorry, did I hurt you?' She said.

She did a bit but I didn't want her thinking I was a big wuss like her Italian Pratio 'Don't be daft kittykat, a snog would make me feel better though.'

'If you're not hurt, I don't need to make you feel better.' She Smiled, a proper smile too, not one of those daft ones where she sucks her nose in like she can smell Rollo after he's eaten too many beans.

'I am hurt really, the pain is unbearable!'

'Dave, I'm so Sorry!!'

'Sex Kitty, you're like a Giraffe on an elephant farm sometimes, that's why I love you' I had to slip it in. I couldn't help myself!

'Sorry.'

'Stop saying sorry Gee' I said and I pushed her hair from out of her face.

'Sorry.' She said and we both laughed, but it wasn't like a normal laugh, like a "haha that was really funny" laugh, it sounded more…distracted. Like we both had something better to do. (i.e. Snog)

2 Seconds later

Gee sighed 'Dave, we shouldn't be doing this' she said.

'Doing what?'

'Acting like this!' she said and threw her hands in the air, she very nearly knocked me out but I had the common sense not to say anything, I have a feeling she's on the verge of a rant. 'Look, Dave, I Love you.' My heart stopped for a second and the choir in my head started singing, but she hadn't finished 'But, only as a mate, Matey mates, that's what we are. Mates with benefits, snogging benefits. I've got Masimo, you've got Emma and we've got each other, but only as mates. Matey Mates.'

'Kittykat, me and Emma split up last night.'

'Oh, well, what about Masimo? Think of how he'd feel if he knew that we snogged each other every time we tried to have a chat.'

'He wouldn't understand anyway, he's Italian!' I pointed out. I was getting angry now, if she hated snogging me so much, why did she do it in the first place!!

'Dave you're so…Ugh!' She said. I took my chance; I leaned in to kiss her.

5 Minutes later

Some old woman walked past and said 'Shouldn't you two be in school instead of canoodling in the streets.' The word "canoodling" just set us both of laughing, which set the old dear of into a 'In my day…' Speech, we took our chance and ran for the hills

1 Second later

Not literally ran for the hills, you know what I mean…

30 Seconds later

'Come on Kittykat, we'll go back to mine, nothing rudey-dudey about, after all, we are just Matey mates.' I said and I winked at her. She smiled but she looked a bit nervous, I put my arm around her. 'Kittykat, the house is empty; it's much safer than out in this jungle! Anyway, I forgot to ask, why aren't you in school?'

'I'm "Ill".' She said, doing those little speech marky things in the air.

'Oh, you don't look ill to me?'

'No, I'm not, I pretended to have a migraine so they'd send me home, I was just sick of Jas and her tales of Tom, they got up to number 10 and…' She stopped babbling on and clamped her hand over her mouth.

'Gee, what's number 10 and what's so bad about it?' I hate it when girls talk in code.

'Eh Caoont Teowl Yowou' She mumbled, with her hand still over her mouth.

'Kittykat…'I said in my most stern voice 'If I have to resort to tickling you, I will!'

30 Seconds Later

Tickling Gee

'Are you going to tell me?'

'Nooooo'

'Sex kitty? Are you going to tell me?' I said tickling her more.

'Ok, Ok, I'll tell you!! Just stop tickling me!' I stopped and looked at her.

'It means…you know…ermm, like when you and two people….'

'They didn't!!' It was Gee going bright red that gave it away, Jas'n'Tom. Po'n'Hunky!!

'I know, it's gross isn't it!'

'Eugh, come on Kittykat, let's go back to mine, I need some form of sugar to stabilize myself after that,'

1 Minute Later

Walking back to my house

I hope I moved my dirty boxers of the floor…

30 Seconds later

I bloody hope that Grace and Lottie haven't booby-trapped my room or something.

2 Seconds later

Should I even show her my room; she might think it's a bit awkward, two "Matey Mates" in my room. Why Matey mates anyway, can't she stop complicating things and just be my damn girlfriend already?

3 Minutes Later

Back at mine

'Ermm, Gee, I'm really sorry but, are you any good at climbing trees?'

'Not really, why Dave?'

'I've forgotten my Keys…'

Then we heard someone shouting…'IT'S A DAMN GOOD JOB I'M IN THE HOUSE THEN ISN'T IT?!'

We both looked up to see Grace smiling down at us like an axe murderer on Crack.

'Kittykat, this is Grace.' I said to Gee. 'GRACE, THIS IS GEORGIA' I shouted up.

'No need to shout Dave I'm here.' Someone said from behind us.

I turned round to see Lottie. It's so annoying when they do this, I can't prove there's two of them because it makes me look like I'm imagining things. I'd have to have a very sick and twisted mind to imagine these two.

3 Seconds Later

Gee was staring up at the window and then down at Lottie. 'You were…how… and then…what?'

'Lottie, you're not funny!'

'Oh god not again, Dave, Lottie has gone Dave, moved out some time last year, remember?' She spoke really slowly like I was thick; Gee kept looking from Lottie, to the window, to me.

Lottie said 'Sorry, its Georgia isn't it?' Gee looked like a Jaffa Cake in a digestive packet (i.e. Confused) and said 'I think so…I mean…Yeah, I'm Georgia, Yeah.'

'Lottie you're just cruel, now tell Grace that this really isn't funny anymore, and cut it out, Ok?' I said and started dragging Gee inside.

'Alright, I give up, It wasn't my idea anyway, I don't even find it that funny and she's going to believe you over us anyway, look at her she's like your little lapdog!!' I could feel Gee going red. 'But you'll need a key to get in and sorry brother dearest, I'm not giving you one.'

'I'll just climb up the tree, it's what I do most days anyway.'

'Two reasons why that won't work Smart Arse. 1, she's wearing a skirt and you know from experience how hard it is to climb trees in a skirt.' She must die, she must die 'And 2, you've only got 1 shoe on. HA!!' When she said that about my shoe we all looked at my foot, I'd forgot about that. My sock's a little bit dirty but I'm not going to loose sleep over that.

'Lottie, just let me in, you've had your fun.'

'First tell me, what happened to you and Emma?'

'Broke up last night, I went out to see her when Grace was getting her late speech again and we split up, simple.' I stayed calm when I really wanted to walk over to Lottie, tear her head off her neck and then make Grace eat it for being such bitches.

'Fair do's, ok, I'll let you in, on one condition…' Oh god, what this time? How could they possibly torture me any more?

'What is it? What this time Lottie?'

'I need a favour from you, I can't really tell you at the minute,' and she nodded towards Gee. 'But if you do it for me later I'll let you in.'

'It'd better not be something really terrible now Lots, yeah ok whatever, now let us the hell in!'

5 Minutes later

Back in the house

'Sorry Kittykat, My sisters hate me, in case you hadn't guessed they're out to get me in anyway possible.'

'Well, that was a…Interesting experience. Dave, you're sisters are scary Bananas!!'

'Tell me about it. So, anyway, we we're talking about Jas and Tom weren't we…'

'Yeah, I'm not meant to tell you this but, oh well, so Jas came in this morning and told me she'd got up to number 10, and she's been full of it all day, Tom this and Me and Tom that…I went home because I'm sick of all this happy couple stuff, I've not seen Masimo in like…3 weeks.'

'Forget about him Gee, He's obviously a prat.' I tried not to sound TOO happy that her and Masimo weren't going too well.

'No, Dave you don't get it, I Love him! But we've not come her to talk about Masimo.'

'What are we here to talk about then?'

'I thought we should talk about me and you.'

Ok deep breaths, here it goes…'Gee, I'm going to be straight with you, I love you, ok, I really do it's just…' Then she snogged me, like Phwoar Snogging.

2 Minutes later

'I Love you too Dave…'

Oooh that must be a confession!! Right ok, please review and I'll reply. Next chapter should be sometime next week ish. Emily xxx.