20 Ways to Annoy Xanthan

1) Tell him that mustard has been declared illegal.

2) Anytime he is about to eat something, squirt TONS of ketchup on it.

3) You should run after that.

4) Break his scythe.

5) Fill every mustard bottle with ketchup.

6) Ask him if Dracula is his distant cousin.

7) Ask him what blood tastes like, in the 'Does blood taste like (insert)?' format. Some good ones to try would be red Jell-O, ketchup, pizza sauce, and tomato soup.

8) Steal all his makeup.

9) Dye his cloak rainbow colors.

10) Ask him a million questions. Literally. Start counting.

11) Steal his fake eye, and replace it with a marble.

12) Or better yet, just steal his eye and give him an eye path.

13) Then call him and Xigbar 'Twinsies'.

14) Run like heck.

15) Play 'I Must Be Emo' around him.

16) Lock him in a room with Faust for 24 hours.

17) Bet with Luxord who will die first.

18) Ask him what a random word means.

19) Then say, "Thanks, Webster!"

20) When he's asleep, coat him and his room in lots and lots of ketchup!

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Hooray! Trust me, Xanthan was HARD to do. Not too much bugs this dude…but I think I got the ones that would. Xanthan belongs to Arrancar Piros, so kudos to him and his pwnful OC! XD