Disclaimer: I don't own Prince of Tennis, but if I did I'd be married to Tezuka!(or Fuji, or Atobe, or Eiji! OMFG I CAN'T CHOOSE! Sorry for the long wait, peoples. My frickin S.S. Teacher gave out an eight page test. EIGHT FRICKIN PAGES!! but it was really easy, I'm just having mood swings. heh heh. ON WITH THE STORY!(and mood swings) P.S I'll only do the discriptions for Momoiji and Hana cause all the other g-regulars are from naruto so if you don't no wat they look like than it's your fault for not watching naruto!

ON WITH THE INTROS For the Girls

"ok," Temari said, "I'm-"

"Heph hemp," Sakura coughed.

"alright," Sakura said, as she stepped back.

The g-regulars eyes nearly bulged out of their sockets as Sakura stepped forward and took their captain's place.

"Ok, my name is Sakura Haruno, third year, my school is Konoha Boarding school for gifted woman, Inui-san I'd like if you'd stop writing about me, I find it annoying. I have a brother, sister, and mom. My hopes, dreams, and fears are none of your buisness. If you cross me I'll make your life living hell."

"It's True," yelled all the g-regulars (cept for Sakura)

Sakura shot the other g-regulars a scary glare that could make the devil wish he was never born.

The g-regulars shut up immedietly, they all thought they were to young to die.

"Anyways, the third years are: captain Ryuzaki Temari, the chick with serious mood swings, vice-captain Kular Shizune, the girl who acts like a mom on crack, Hyuga Hinata the seriously shy girl in fact she's so quiet I think she's a mime, Kunai TenTen the girl that looks like a demonic panda and acts like a demonic panda on crack, and Yamanaka Ino-pig, the stalker and my partner in crime."

The regulars shuddered at the 'my partner in crime' part. No one wanted another Fuji running around, one was enough.

"The second years are: Subaka Momiji the girl who is freakishly loud, and Fubiki Hana the emo girl who hates the world."

When she finished, the regulars heard sobbing from the g-regulars.

"Is that what you think of us?" the g-regulars demanded.

"no," Saku said

The g-regulars stopped crying a bit.

"That's what the whole world thinks."

"It's true," some distant voices said.

"Ok," everyone said.

"Saku-chan," TenTen wailed, "Why'd you say that!"

Sakura frowned, "I didn't say it, the awsome author from above made me say it."

"Screw You author!" They all yelled.

They were all struck by lightning. nuf said.

"But I would have said it anyway," Sakura said.

All of Saku-chan's booboos healed, and a racket floated to her.

"Cool it's a (Enter a very pricy and good racket) I've wanted one of these forever."

"Where did'ja get the racket from, Sakura," her mom asked when she got home.

"The awsome author from above gave it to me," Saku said

"Oh. Ok."

Ok, I think that was my best chapter ever! sorry I haven't been updating lately. I've got the hots for this guy in my math class. Not the smartest, but his cuteness covers it up.

R&R or else I'll strike you with lightning!