I'm concious that in this fic Sasuke is kinda OOC... but... c'mon... it's funny anyway ne??

i hope you like it, i worked 2 days to make this chapter right!

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He woke up to a really annoying beeping sound in his room.

Sitting up he looked around his room, he didn't have an alarm clock, or anything that beeped for the matter, so where was it coming from?

Sighing he got up, and that's when he realized that the beeping was coming from him, specifically, his riht pocket, but what could possibly be beeping in his pocket?

Shoving his hand in his pocket he felt some sort of gadget, and when he took it out he realized it was the PDA that had been given to him. The word that popped in his mind was "Annoying.".

He would have thrown it to the wall, but it would have just ruined the poor wall.


Chapter 2 – Day 1

He looked at the scrren, "New Message" could be seen on it.

Shrugging he opened the message.

From: Godaime Hokage

To: Uchiha Sasuke

Message: everyday you will receive your schedule for the day, I would not recommend you ignore the tasks I give you, for each day you do not do the tasks assigned, I will increase the sentence as I consider right, the only excuse you have to not do your daily tasks are sickness.

I repeat what I already said, you will not have a third chance, you already had this chance because many people asked clemency.

Following there are your tasks for the day and a map of Konoha with marks on where you have to go.

From 9 a.m. to 12 a.m. - take care of Matsuda Toki-san's garden

From 12 a.m. to 2 p.m. - lunch

From 2 p.m. to 6 p.m. – helps Ruki Maki-san with her groceries

Input Konoha map here

Just great, so now he had to take care of gardens and groceries?

What was he? A damned babysitter? This was not staying like this. Oh hell no.


Sasuke walked to the closet and after opening it he sighed.

"Mental note, buy some new clothes."

He walked outside and after closing the door he decided to go eat something, it was still 8:15 after all, so he had time.

Everyone take notes, he was not going to do this because he was a really good civilian and he liked to help out, he was doing this because he didn't want to get the death penalty.

He stopped at Ichiraku, after so many years and the stand still existed. He sat down.

"Ohayo Sasuke-san, what would you like today?" the man said like nothing at all had happened.

"Miso ramen." Sasuke answered blankly.

"It'll be right up." the man said smiling, and turned to prepare the noodles.

This was intriguing Sasuke, why was the man not glaring and ignoring him like everyone else?

"Here you go." the man said putting a bowl of hot ramen in front of him. Sasuke simply nodded and started eating, once done he paid and walked away.

He sighed and took out his PDA, looking at the map of Konoha the Hokage sent him he sighed and shoving the gadget inside his pocket he walked to where he was supposed to go.

Once he arrived he was greeted by an old man with a cane, grey hair and a smile.

"Ohayo, you must be Sasuke-san! Tsunade-sama said you'd be helping me with my garden." the man said calmly and led him to the garden.

"I would do it myself, but my back isn't like when I was young, you only have to put the tools back in the shed and clean the leaves." the man said warmly and went back inside.

"Hn." Sasuke sounded. Before he could even think about how to do what he was told to do an ANBU appeared in front of him.

"What?" he asked, annoyed, not even wanting to sound polite.

"Uchiha Sasuke, as a safety measure The Godaime Hokage ordered the ANBU who will be surveying you to put a chakra bind on you so we will be sure you cannot perform jutsus." the ANBU stated blankly and took a chakra bind tag from his pouch.

"Why?" he asked, becoming somehow pissed, the ANBU put the tag on his arm and did some hand seals. Sasuke raised a brow, the ANBU put his palms over the tag.

"Kasetsu Chakra Soutei Hikitatsu" (Temporary chakra binding activate) the ANBU said calmly, the tag entered Sasuke's arm.

"The hell…?" he asked looking at his arm.

"That was a Jutsu Haruno-sama created to prevent criminals from destroying their chakra binds, it was also created to make our jobs easier." the ANBU said. "Now you should start doing what Tsunade-sama ordered you to do." with that the ANBU disappeared.

Sasuke looked at his arm again. "She created a jutsu huh?"

He looked at the garden and saw quite a mess, he sighed and started working.

"You're an Uchiha, Uchiha's can do anything, you can break something later, and if you do this right she might talk to you, and if she talks to you she might hug you, and—" he cut his thoughts and focussed on the now full of leaves garden… he had already put all the tools inside the shed, he took a straw broom and started making a neat pile with the leaves.

"I'm gonna kill someone after this." he muttered under is breath.

When there was a neat and sole pile of leaves on a corner of the garden he decided he would get rid of the annoying little things.

"Damn, I can't use the Katon." he muttered.

"Oh… I see you're done, thank you, don't mind the pile, my grandson likes to play with the leaves, you may go now." the old man said walking to the garden.

"Aa." was all Sasuke said before leaving.

As he walked by he realised it was 11:30, he walked through the streets of Konoha receiving glares and cold stares, and being ignored too.

He walked by Ino who turned away from him, Shikamaru who didn't even looked at him and kept talking with an old man, also by Kiba and Shino who glared at him and ignored him.

He juts walked past them. If they thought he cared even the slightest bit, Kami, how wrong were they, because he just didn't care… at all.

He smirked, he never did care if he was ignored, as long as he had his personal space for himself.


At 12 a.m. he ate another bowl of ramen at Ichiraku, while he was eating a group sat next to him and acting like he wasn't even here.

"One of everything ojii-san!!" the loud blond exclaimed sitting on the stool next to Sasuke.

"Glad he trains all the time." the pink haired kunoichi said sitting next to Naruto.

"Or else, other than being a dickless wonder, he would also be a fatass." the raven haired shinobi stated.

"For one I agree with you." the pink haired girl said in a low voice to the raven haired boy.

"What about you Sakura-chan and Sai-kun? What will you want?" the man asked with a warm smile.

"Etou, I'm not very hungry." Sakura said looking down a bit.

"I'll have shrimp ramen please." Sai said, the man nodded and turned to prepare the noodles.

"Ne, ne, Sakura-chan." the blond asked almost yelling.

"What is it Naruto??" Sakura said with a deathly glare, Sai raised a brow in amsement.

"Betsuni." Naruto whispered sinking in his stool.

"Hey Ugly, I'm sharing with you, we're not going to train if you don't eat anything." Sai stated, Sakura sighed.

"Fine." she muttered.

Having enough of their conversation, Sasuke put the money for his lunch on the counter and walked away, going to where he was supposed to go next.


At the stand…

"Ne, Sakura-chan, do you think it'll work?" Naruto asked swallowing a mouthful of ramen.

"He needs to learn a good lesson." Sakura said quietly.

"Besides, we're only doing to him what he used to do to everyone ne?" Sai stated taking a bit of ramen to Sakura's mouth.

"If you don't eat I'll tell Kakashi-san and Yamato-san." he said in a annoyed tone, she humpfed but opened her mouth and let Sai feed her anyway.


The end of the day…

Sasuke walked home wanting to destroy something, he decided otherwise and decided to clean the kitchen and put his groceries in their places, he had decided that since he had to buy groceries he would buy some for him, so, it would seem they were only for him.

He did his tasks on the kitchen and then proceeded to the bathroom, he needed to relax a bit or his house would turn into ruins.


Hope you liked this chapter, right now i'm gonna work on the 1st chapter of the sequel of Birthday Gift In An Oasis, but i'll post as soon as I can!!

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