Akatski days

please note that I did not create or own the story Naruto. All the characters in this story already know each other as they do in the present Naruto.

Chapter Two: We just realized, school sucks.

The bus slowed down to a halt. Everyone grabbed their backpacks and everyone, except Tobi did not say a 'thank you' the bus driver, as they got off the bus.

"Why did you say 'thanks' to the bus driver Tobi?" Pain asked, clearly unsatisfied. "We are the future Akatsuki and starting today, we are not allowed to show our true emotions, is that clear?" Tobi looked up at Pain as he played with his fingers.

"But...but that's my daddy." Tobi said proudly.

"WHAT?!" Yelled everyone else.

"Yep!" Tobi said with more confidence. "He used to be a milk truck deliverer, but he got tempted sometimes and either a, kill the cows, cause killing cows are fun, or b, drink all the milk."

"...Does your dad need help?" Itachi asked.

"No! He's super cool!" Tobi exclaimed jumping up in the air.

The school was far from being 'normal'. The building was painted black, but was fading from the sun's heat. The windows had dark curtains all over it so that no passer buyer could see inside.

"Hey guys!" Kisame yelled behind the huddled Akatsuki group. Everyone turned to see a blue-skin baby shark run towards them, dripping wet.

"How was the water Kisame?" Itachi asked

"GREAT!" Kisame shouted in joy. "I'm all pumped for school!"

"It's always wonderful to hear that children love school." A voice said behind them. All the baby Akatsuki's turned to see a yellow haired, really cool looking teacher smile back at them.

"Whoa..." Orochimaru said in awe. "His body is so beautiful...I WANT IT!"

"You want everyone's body." Konan said simply as she rolled her eyes in disgust at Orochimaru.

"Aren't you the fourth Hokage?" Itachi asked, a bit surprised to see him here.

"Nope, he's my twin brother, but of course, no one know's that he even has a twin brother. I was banished from my home, just because he was always better than me. My parents were ashamed of me and pretended that I wasn't there. So I left, because no one would even look at me, and look at me now, I'm the teacher of the Akatsuki clan." (All the Akatsuki's had tears in their eyes.)

"WAHHH!" Kisame cried. "Sensei has a sad story!"

"I WANNA KILL THE FOURTH HOKAGE!!" Tobi yelled.

"I WANNA EAT HIS BODY!" Light Zetsu said. "No way." Dark Zetsu replied.

"I wonder if the fourth's body is worth a lot..." Kakazu wondered.

"It doesn't matter now, guys." Sensei said.

"What's your name?" Deidara asked.

"Just call me, Sensei." Sensei said.

"...But that's a boring name." Itachi complained.

"Ya," Sasori added. "You should be called...The Master Puppet."

"No." Kakazu said. "The Master Bounty."

"No! Hey guys he should be called The Great Shark of the Seven Seas!" Kisame announced.

"..." (Everyone) "Um, I think Sensei is good." Sensei said timidly.

"No wonder his parents banished him, he's lame." Itachi whispered to himself.

"Okay guys let's begin the first day of Kindergarden. Everyone get into a circle." Sensei ordered as the little Akasuki's joined in a circle around each other. "How about introductions? I'll start first. As you know the Fourth Hokage is my twin brother. I don't like very much things, but I do like killing stuff and...ramen! I also like bluejays. Okay, let's start with you." Sensei said as he pointed to Tobi.

"Okay! My name is Tobi! I'm a good boy. I like lollipops because my face looks like one. I also have a birthday party today and everyone's invited! I'm also a little clumsy, but that's okay! My daddy is the bus driver as well! Oh and just so you know...I only cry with one eye ^-^" Tobi announced.

"That's really...interesting." Sensei said, scratching his head. "Okay how about you?" and pointed to Itachi.

"What!?" Itachi snapped back. He clearly did not like this exercise.

"Um...introductions?" Sensei asked timidly.

"I don't want to." Itachi said dully, now playing with the grass.

"Oh don't be a spoil sport!" Sensei encouraged.

"Fine!" Itachi stood up and walked around in the grass. He glared icily at Sensei. "My name is Itachi Uchiha, of the famous Uchiha clan. I like to..." Itachi turned and did Fire style Fireball Jutsu to a patch of lush green grass. "Burn things and..." Itachi turned and looked at Sensei. "Magenkyo Sharingan!." He had caught Sensei's eye and trapped him into his world of terror. "I like torturing people.3"

"WOW!" Orochimaru said in awe. "He's so cool! Now I really want his body!"

"You just need help." Pain said at Oro before Konan could attack him.

"This is a waste of time and money." Kakazu sighed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sensei yelled waving his arms blindly in the air.

"Hey Itachi!" Kisame said. "I wonder how long he can last before he's out cold.!"

"Yay Itachi, keep going!" Tobi said dancing where the flowers patch were.

"His mind is too weak." Itachi announced a few minutes later as Sensei fell unconsciously to the ground. He then turned to his fellow students. Deidara turned away in anger. "I hate Uchiha's powers." he grumbled to himself, playing with his play dough again. "If we want to be the most, feared and powerful Akatsuki members ever," Itachi spoke and everyone was dead silent. "We must teach ourselves because this guy," His eyes flashed towards Sensei, "Is clearly below all our levels."

"Itachi, you should be our leader." Orochimaru and Tobi cheered.

"No, I'm so much cooler." Pain said

"How about we have lunch first and then vote." Zetsu proposed.

"Okay," most people agreed. "Um...should we stop those two?" Konan said and pointed to Kakazu and Hidan who were down the road, fighting each other.

"Hmmm..." Tobi said thoughtfully.

"No, they'll come when one dies, or when they're hungry." Sasori replied. "But since that will waste time," He got his puppet and it flew down the road. His puppet grabbed Hidan and dragged him over.

"What the Hell is your problem?" He hollered at Sasori. "We were have a one on one fight and you ruined it. Oh..." He glanced and saw Sensei's body. "What happened to him?" Sasori rolled his eyes and muttered 'long story.'

"Okay now it's my turn!" Deidara yelled and a clay bird flew over and grabbed Kakazu.

"I hate you." Kakazu announced to Deidara. Deidara smiled. "I know, but I had to prove to Sasori, my art was better."

"Your art is what?" Sasori said behind Deidara.

"Nothing."Deidara said (anime sweatdrop)

"Time for lunch guys!" Kisame yelled excitedly. And all the Akatsuk's left to find a place to eat lunch. Sensei's body was left on the ground.