Akatski days

please note that I did not create or own the story Naruto. All the characters in this story already know each other as they do in the present Naruto.

Chapter 3: Our First Mission.

All the baby Akatuski's were eating their lunch.

"What do you have for lunch?" Tobi asked Itachi. Itachi proudly opened his lunch.

"It's a family specialty," he began. "It's made of the finest spices and it tastes really good with fries or a potato-like substance."

"Whoa, that's smells so good Itachi!" Kisame exclaimed and peered in Itachi's lunch. "What is it?"

"Its-" Itachi began.

"Can I try some?" Zetsu asked.

"Yes Tobi wants some too!"

Itachi rolled his eyes. They were going to regret this. "Fine." He said and allowed everyone to take a piece of the unknown substance. Everyone excitedly munched on the pre-packed lunch and surely yes, it did taste good. But now only one question remained–what was it?

"I'll tell you guys now, since you already ate all of it. It's called Potage d'aileron de requin which literally means, Shark fin soup."

"........................" Kisame. Kisame looked at Itachi in an expression that was clearly death-like. "YOU ATE MY OWN KIND YOU JERK!"

"No wait, I tried to tell you, but-but you we-were so into-"

"DON'T TELL ME YOU SUN OF A GUN!" Kisame yelled. "Water Style! Exploding Water Shockwave!"

"Uh oh" All the akatsuki's said in unison.

"Let the show begin!" Tobi said happily.

"Fool, they're about to fight." Kakazu said dully.

"So? Your point is?" Tobi asked. Kakazu glared at Tobi, but finally responded, "That means I have to sew the remaining limbs back together."

"Oh..." Tobi said looking away. This guy is weird.

"Fire Style! Dragon Fire Technique!" Itachi yelled blowing fire out to counter the water.

"ITACHI! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!" Kisame sobbed. He then looked up, with eyes of determination. "But apparently not, now it's time! For me to finally beat you!"

"Um...Kisame, that's kind of difficult, Itachi has even beat me, hmmm" Deidara assured. "He can't help it if he's a bully, hmmm."

"Why are you so mad?" Itachi asked. "You always know I eat Shark or fish stuff once and a while."

"I know, but this time it's different. Because today your lunch wasn't made from some shark, it was my twin brother Shidame!"

"Uh...Kisame you know you would have had to eat part of your brother to know how he tasted." Zetsu implied.

"Yes, I did try some of him and he tasted so good I don't want anyone else to eat him but me."

"....................................." Everyone else.

"So let me get this straight because my brain is starting to hurt. You're upset of Itachi because he ate your brother and only you want to eat your brother." Konan asked.

"Yes." Kisame said, "Only, I'm allowed to."

"Okay, guys I'm going home." Konan said. "This is retarded."

"Not so fast," A voice said behind them. Everyone turned to see a hideous monster with wings.

"Whoa, it's so big guys, let's kill it!" Hidan yelled.

"No, I wanna kill it!" Sasori complained.

"Guys, I'm the boss, I'll kill it." Pain said.

"I'm more powerful, I'm going to kill it."Itachi announced.

"I don't care who kills it, as long as I eat it!" Zetsu said.

"Oooooo, I wanna take a picture of it!" Tobi exclaimed and pulled out his camera.

The monster flew down and grabbed Konan. "Haha, you'll have to find me and then kill me you little minions! But you are all to weak!"

"Ahhh..." Konan said, in a bored voice. "I'm being kidnapped guys...uh....help?"she said. In a few more wing flaps, Konan and the winged monster was out of sight.

"We must save her!!!!" Tobi yelled getting his knight cosplay.

"Hey! I wanted to be the knight in shining armour." Deidara said.

"You can both be knights. But I'm the pirate!" Sasori 'called it'.

"Where did Orochimaru go?" Kisame asked.

"Oh, I think he extended his tongue around the monsters' leg." Pain explained.

"He is so cool, he reminds me of a hero...." Hidan began to daydream.

"You're gay." Pain concluded.

"This is our first mission as an Akatsuki group! Let's show the world what we are made of!" Itachi yelled and with that, everyone ran into the sunlight.

"Ow, my eyes hurt!" Kisame complained a short time later and everyone stopped.

"Yes, before we go forward, lets put on our...James Bond glasses!" Deidara said.

"But I hate those glasses, they make my face look fat!" Hidan said.

"Just put them on and let's go!" Pain said.

"I look so cool!" Itachi said. "My name's Itachi...Uchiha Itachi!"

"......" everyone else.