Akatski days

please note that I did not create or own the story Naruto. All the characters in this story already know each other as they do in the present Naruto.

Chapter 4: Despite the Circumstances....

"Itachi...." Hidan complained. "We've been running for hours, can't we stop yet. I'm so tired and besides, I need to practice my spiritual needs."

"Your spiritual what?" Deidara asked.

"My spiritual needs you girl, what do you think?!" Hidan yelled to Deidara who was behind him.

"I'M NOT A FLIPPING GIRL, YOU....YOU....THERE'S NOT EVEN A WORD TO DESCRIBE YOU!" Deidara yelled.

"Calm down." Sasori said dully to Deidara.

"You wanna take it on, red boy?" Deidara snapped back.

"Tobi likes lollipops." Tobi said proudly.

"....WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?" Deidara hollered at him.

"By any chance, do you have high blood pressure?" Tobi asked thoughtfully. PUNCH!

'Why me?' Itachi thought. 'Out of all the talented shinobi, why am I stuck with all the knuckleheads?' "Fine." Itachi began seeing that this could quickly turn into a fight. "We'll stop for a while, but if Konan dies, it's your fault not mine."

"Awww...Itachi, do you like Konan?" Tobi asked even though he had been recently punched by Deidara.

"Heck no, I can't tell if she is a girl or a boy, but she is a member of the Akatsuki and in order for us to be successful, we need as many people as possible. I think of no one a friend, only as a partner to get the job done. Remember, we are the Akatsuki and as such, we must show no mercy, no feelings as well we have no memories of happiness, family, laughter or joy. In fact, theses words should have no meaning to anyone in this group. Further more-"

"Itachi...stop!" everyone begged as tears ran down from their cheeks. Itachi blinked and then turned away, obviously disappointed to their reaction.

"Itachi is so mean, he's like a heartless killer. I thought he liked me!"Kisame cried.

"Maybe this is why the Hidden Leaf village hates him so much!" Deidara sobbed.

"How could he kill his whole clan?" Tobi asked.

"Yea, well, I think he's cool." Hidan said. Itachi turned and smiled charmingly.

"Well, that's funny Hidan because out of all the Akatsuki, it's you that I dislike the most."

"Okay he's evil." Hidan said. He looked around. "Anyway, I must get to my sacrifice."

"How can you do it?" Kakazu asked. "There's no humans around in this area, I mean, we are in the Swamplands now, aren't we?"

"Ya," Hidan agreed, itching his head, thinking. "I think I'll just use a dragonfly or something."

"You're a fool." Kakazu remarked. "But maybe that's why I like you."

"KAKAZU!" Hidan beamed. "You...you care for me? Aww, that's so cute!"

"I-I don't care for you you fool, just go away!" Kakazu replied.

"Why are you turning red?" Hidan asked. "Do you have a secret crush on me?"

"That's it, I'm gonna kill you!" Kakazu yelled as black threads came out of his arm.

"That's all you got, hmm..." Deidara said, analysing Kakazu attacks.

"Shut up! Like I would show you all my tactics!" Kakazu yelled, as a black thread crept behind Deidara..

"Ha Ha," Deidara yelled and jumped away. "You'll have to do better than that if you want to beat-" he began as another black thread wrapped around his face. "Mph!" Deidara tried to say something, but to no progress.

"You were saying?" Kakazu smirked.

"Tobi wants to play too." Tobi said running around.

"Tobi you suck, just stay out of it okay?" Hidan snapped at the idiotic orange lollipop.

"But..but..." Tobi began.

"Guys you really are immature." Itachi sighed as he had been sitting on a rock, watching them for a while now. He looked up. His crimson eyes held everyone silent. "I'm hungry. Any fast food restaurant around here?"

"Ya, Tobi's hungry too!"

"I was thinking McDonald's, but it has to have a play place." Itachi said thoughtfully.

"...YOU"RE THE ONE WHO'S IMMATURE! WHO PLAYS IN PLAY PLACES?!" everyone yelled at Itachi.

"Fine, but you're only a kid once, even if you're an evil kid like me." Itachi said plainly and walked away, searching for a McDonald's apparently.

"Maybe we should follow him." Tobi said eagerly.

"Yes! Let's go!" Deidara exclaimed grabbing Sasori's arm. "C'mon, Sasori, mon ami!"

"Fools." Kakazu said. "We're in the middle of a swamp, where are we going to find a McDonald's?"

"Hello, can I please take you order." A voice said behind the Akatsuki's.

"NARUTO! You idiot!" A pink haired girl yelled at a blonde, annoying looking boy.

"What now Sakura?" Naruto whimpered.

"I'm supposed to ask them and you're supposed to make the stupid burgers." The girl named Sakura explained to Naruto.

"She has a loud voice." Sasori concluded. "I hate loud people because usually they have no sense of art."

"Are you sure she is a girl?" Kisame asked timidly.

"SAY WHAT, YOU BLUE SQUID!" Sakura yelled at them.

"...I think we should eat at another place." Hidan thought aloud.

"Yep, good idea for once." Kakazu said.

"Thank you–wait that means I'm stupid!" Hidan concluded.

"Let's just stop thinking about ourselves and let's go save Konan!" Kisame yelled and everyone looked at him. "I mean, if I was captured I would want to know people would come after me. And besides, we're a family, we need to stick together."

"Aw, Kisame, that brings tears to my eyes!" Tobi sobbed.

"Yes, Kisame is right, we must continue." Itachi agreed.

"Because, all for one and one for all." Tobi yelled.

"Uh...isn't that from the Three Musketeers?" Sasori asked.

"Uh, yeah, but I didn't know you guys read books." Tobi sighed.

"Too bad, dummy." Kakazu said.

"A new adventure." Kisame said. "Will this make us famous?"

"Probably," Kakazu replied. "And rich too."

Please note, because I'm so busy this will be continued in a new title called To Save Konan, it should be coming out soon so look for it! Please leave a review as well! Many thanks!

-itachianimefan