"Roxas, what are you eating?"

He chewed, and then swallowed, before replying, "Lucky Charms."

"Lucky...Charms?" Number III had never heard of such a food. "May I see that box?"

Number XIII spooned another mouthful of soggy cereal into his mouth, and passed Xaldin the box across the table. The man put down his book and picked up the box, scanning it over quickly.

After a brief analysis, he declared, "I see nothing appealing about this food."

"Xaldin, you have to try it first." The boy ushered.

"It's nothing but empty sugar."

"So?"

A sigh on the man's part indicated that he would not be sampling the cereal. Roxas lifted his bowl and drank the milk left over. After wiping his mouth on his sleeve, he said, "You know, it's funny. Lucky Charms remind me of the Organization sometime…"

"How so?" Oh, this was something the man just HAD to hear.

Taking the box back, Roxas read (in a very terrible mock-Irish accent), "Hearts, stars and horseshoes! Clovers and blue moons! Pots of gold and rainbows! And me red balloons!"

Xaldin burst out laughing, something rather out of character for The Whirlwind Lancer. "Roxas, you sound absolutely ridiculous!"

"I wasn't done! Anyways, the marshmallows remind me of the Organization members!"

"How do you figure?" Xaldin inquired.

"Well, the Hearts represent Xemnas, since he won't shut up about them. The stars represent Xigbar 'cause technically they're 'shooting' stars. Horseshoes represent Luxord because he's so durn lucky all the time. Clovers represent Lexaeus, since it's sorta connected with earth and stuff… The moons are obviously Saix. The pots of gold represent Axel since he always has money for stuff. Mostly because he borrows it from us… The rainbows represent Marluxia since he's so darn fruity, and the balloons represent Demyx since he can really be an airhead at times."

"What about the rest of us?" Xaldin was somewhat looking forward to see which marshmallow represented him. He could use the laugh.

Digging into his second bowl of cereal, Roxas shrugged. "I guess we're just the little oat bits that people don't really like."

Xaldin scrunched up his nose slightly. "Fantastic."

Maybe he shouldn't have asked.

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This is something sorta stupid I came up with, in honor of The Day After St. Patrick's Day:D (I even wore green to school today! X3) It's not my favorite, but I thought the ending was at least a tad bit funny…