Switch

by WinndSinger

A magical prank causes Edward and Bella to switch bodies, then as a cure is trying to be found by Carlisle, lots of switches take place throughout the house. This is a fun story, try it out.

3. Chapter 3

3

"Alright, just stop talking about it, PLEASE?!" Edward walked in the front door of his house, followed by Bella who wore Edward's tall body, Alice trailing at the end, carrying the pizzas with a smirk.

"It's nothing to be ashamed of, Edward." Bella said, hearing the male velvet voice coming from her throat, "I throw up sometimes, too. That's just what happens when you eat too much and then being on my back while I was running didn't exactly help, either."

She watched him in her body, still walking like his old self, going up the stairs to the kitchen, calling, "Carlisle?"

"One minute !" Carlisle called from his office, sounding calm as ever.

Edward started opening cabinets, looking for something.

"Unbelieveable." Bella sneered, watching him, "Are you actually looking for MORE food?"

"I asked Esme to buy some more Cocoa Puffs." Edward growled low in his chest, "Do you mind ?"

"You know." Bella said, looking at Alice, "I tried to be nice and patient, because I know that he hasn't eaten human food for almost 100 years, but now it's just getting to be like an addiction."

"I know." Alice watched Edward in Bella's little body, searching on the lower cabinets now, slamming the doors whenever he didn't find the brown box with the big cuckoo bird on the front.

"He's cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs." Bella snickered.

"OOH, FOUND IT!" Edward squealed like a girl, making Bella and Alice turn to him suddenly, laughing out loud themselves.

"Esme, I love you Mommy." Edward opened the box more carefully this time, taking handfuls out, popping them into his mouth as he leaned against the counter, ready to talk to the girls now.

"You were just ralphing in the woods." Alice looked at Edward warningly, "And you're back to eating again."

"My stomach is empty now, sue me." Edward was getting annoyed with everyone trying to make him feel like a slob just for needing to eat.

"Do you know where Rosalie went ?" Edward asked, "She could be laying a clever little trap. That's how she usually operates."

"I can't hear her thoughts." Bella concentrated, "I hear Jasper, Alice, Carlisle and Esme…but no Emmett and no Rosalie. Maybe they changed their minds and went out."

"Rosalie is not going to change her mind about being human again, Bella." Edward informed, knowing that for a fact.

"Coming guys." Carlisle was coming down another set of stairs to enter the other side of the kitchen, looking at Edward.

"Are you still eating ?" he asked.

"Why the HELL is everyone on my ASS because I'm hungry?!" Edward yelled from Bella's throat, "When Bella eats, I don't see the whole family leaping on her, why ME ?!"

"Whatever." Carlisle gave up this argument, getting back to what he discovered.

"I have analyzed the cookies and the recipe Emmett used." Carlisle began, "The drug doing the harm is called Xantheria, not known to humans, it a vampire concoction. The good news is, it won't hurt Bella's body or internal organs."

"Good." Edward listened intently.

"More good news, I managed to extract the drug out of the cookies and I have it in a vial upstairs in my office. In a few minutes, I'll start to fashion an antidote so you and Bella can switch back into your proper bodies."

Hold me still, Emmett, you MORON ! Lower me down slowly, I'm almost there.

Bella heard that as clear as a bell and knew it was Rosalie's voice, but it was a whisper, overhead.

"Rosalie and Emmett are up in your office." Bella informed as she ran using her vampire speed to get there, the rest following closely behind.

Lower…Rosalie whispered, then heard pounding footsteps coming up the stairs.

OH SHIT !

"Get it now or forget it, Rosalie !" Emmett was above her, holding a rope that was tied around Rosalie's waist. She could just barely reach the little vial of blue liquid sitting on the good doctor's desk. Her fingernails could almost touch the edge.

Bella busted in, the alarm ringing its shrill beep, making the vampires and human Edward hold their ears instantly, cringing from the loud high pitch of it.

In seconds, everything happened so fast. Carlisle screamed at Rosalie not to touch the vial, Bella lunged at the desk, trying to grab the vial before Rosalie could get it.

Edward ran after Bella, still feeling his instinct to protect her from his family, and Alice was a couple feet behind Edward, being there in case he needed saving from the vampire struggle about to take place.

Emmett cursed, yanking back the rope that held Rosalie, tying it off as she dangled over their heads, swearing like a sailor that she was losing her chance.

Being the one who always loved to make Rosalie's dreams come true, Emmett decided to try and take Bella down to wrestle the vial out of her hands. She was safely in a vampire's body now, she couldn't get hurt.

"EMMETT NO !" Edward screamed from inside Bella, watching him tackle her as she had gotten hold of the vial.

"I'm GONNA KILL YOU !!" Edward growled at his larger brother as he got the vial from her hands and lunged at Edward now, grabbing Bella's body from behind in a half second swoop.

"Got him, come on, Rose !" Emmett carefully pinned Edward's arms behind him with one hand, the other hand gently held Bella's hair, forcing Edward's face upwards so he'd be making eye contact with Rosalie when the potion went down his throat.

"Putz!" Rosalie broke the rope around her waist with ease, flying down, landing perfectly in front of kidnapped Edward; Carlisle shouted in vein, hardly being heard at all, Bella was afraid to come closer, in fear that they could hurt Edward with their vampire strength if a bigger struggle ensued.

"EVERYONE CALM DOWN!" Bella screamed, using Edward's angry voice, everyone halted in their tracks. It was silent now.

"Emmett, you better not be hurting Edward." Bella's Edward voice was mean and deadly.

"You'd better not hurt Bella's BODY !" Edward shouted, struggling uselessly.

"Look," Emmett held the vial in his hand, "This was just a prank, it won't hurt anyone, but Rosalie needs this. Edward got his turn."

"My TURN ?!" Edward sneered from Bella's body, "Bella is not an amusement park ride, you DOLT ! Now let me go !"

"Emmett." Carlisle cut in, "That drug is harmless for the most part but this game is getting dangerous now. Edward is right, we can't use Bella's body for our own pleasure."

Everyone looked at Carlisle and he frowned. Dirty little teenage minds, he scowled at them mentally.

Rosalie stepped forward, moving past the rest of them and smiled at Emmett, "Do it. Make him drink it."

"No, Rosalie!" Edward groaned, using all his energy to struggle.

"Sorry, bro." Emmett started to try to put the vial to Edward's lips but he clenched his mouth closed, struggling silently as Rosalie grabbed his face in her one hand, squeezing a little bit, making Edward's face wince in pain.

"Open your mouth, you little brat." Rosalie commanded.

Bella couldn't stand watching this any more and used her vampire speed accidentally, getting there too fast, grabbing for the vial too hard in her frenzy, and in half seconds, the vial broke into dust, the blue mist erupting and spraying all over them, disappearing the moment it made contact.

Rosalie screamed out loud, the whole bunch of them reacting to the broken vial, landing on the floor on top of each other with a hard thud. Alice had thrown her body into the mix, trying to block anyone from landing on Edward's human body.

"EDWARD !" Bella had screamed in a panic, seeing vampires had landed on top of his human Bella body. Carlisle ran over, muttering, "I knew it, I knew it…"

"Edward!" Carlisle shoved Emmett and Rosalie off Bella's body, gently moving Alice aside, seeing Bella's eyes closed as she laid there on the floor. He checked for broken bones quickly, lifting an eyelid open, shining his pen light into it, calling, "Edward?! Edward, can you hear me?!"

"Oh GOD !!" Bella cried, no tears coming as she got to her feet, looking down at Edward, holding his little frail hand in her large white one, "Edward, please wake up."

"Holy shit." Alice said from a couple feet away, staring at Bella with a smirk.

"I'm awake." Edward said, sounding slightly irritated. Bella turned, seeing Edward's body at her side, getting to his feet, brushing himself off.

Carlisle turned, seeing Edward's body there, squinting.

"Edward?" Carlisle looked at his son's golden eyes.

"Yea." He replied, looking at his hands, uncurling them, frowning a little, "Hey - I'm back in my body."

"That's good." Carlisle turned back to Bella on the floor.

"BELLA !" Edward got down on his knees, making tearless sobs as she just laid there, looking dead.

"She's breathing." Carlisle kept working on her.

Edward turned and saw Emmett sitting there next to him, on the floor, holding Bella's hand.

"This is ALL your fault !" Edward's face was filled with hatred and misery as he stared at his brother, grabbing him and shoving him to the wall, hearing Emmett scream as Edward pulled a fist back, ready to shove it through his face.

"EDWARD NO !" Emmett screamed, shaking all over, "It's me, BELLA !"

"Very funny, dickhead." Edward sneered but Emmett cried out, "I can prove it's me! Remember that thing I let you do to me when I had my period…"

"Okay, okay, HUSH!" Edward believed her now, only Bella knew about that. He quickly placed her down, looking up into her Emmett eyes, feeling sick in his stomach suddenly.

Carlisle looked at Emmett with bewildered eyes, speechless.

"Who's in MY body ?" Bella looked around, seeing Rosalie next to her.

"I'm still in my body." Rosalie seethed, as if anyone couldn't tell by the pissed off look on her face.

Alice smiled and said, "I'm still me. So that means…Emmett must be in Bella, then."

"OH GOD NO !" Edward sounded ill at the thought of it, looking down at his princess, infected with the toad that was Emmett.

"I was going to kiss you awake," Edward looked at Emmett, then back at Bella on the floor, and shook his head, adding, "But…ukkkk, Emmett is in there now."

"Emmett, wake up, come on." Carlisle took out a smelling salt stick, waving it under Bella's nose, jerking the little girl's body awake.

Rosalie stomped her high heeled foot, "Not FAIR! It was my turn !"

"You are so lucky Bella's body wasn't injured in that horrible little fight." Edward put himself almost nose to nose with his sister, staring her down.

"I'm NOT injured?" Bella squealed from inside Emmett, looking down at the rest of them, "I'm like, the incredible HULK here! I don't want to be in Emmett's body!" Being in Edward was great, but being in here…and Edward being back in his body…oh GOD ! Gross !, "I'm a MAN !! And Edward's a MAN!!"

"You sure about that ?" Rosalie quipped with a grin, getting a death stare from her brother.

Bella almost started to cry, hating the way Edward was looking at her now, with disgust. Of course, she couldn't cry, being in a vampire's body, but still she sobbed choking on her words.

"Edward." Alice shoved him towards Emmett (Bella). Go comfort her, you idiot!

"Oh, Bella…" Edward began to try to calm her, not wanting to touch Emmett at all, "There, there." He patted her shoulder, grinning weakly.

At this, she burst out crying, actual human tears were coming out of Emmett's eyes as she sat on the floor, holding her shaved head in her hands, crying more, not even having nice long hair anymore.

"How is she crying tears, Carlisle?" Alice asked, watching this.

"Interesting." Carlisle went to his desk with Alice close behind him, looking at his medical books, opened to the page about the drug Xantheria.

"Released in mist form, the virus is completely free to switch bits and pieces of things from one body to the next. That's why Tanya put it in cookies, it easier controlled that way. Everything got mixed up when it splashed all over everyone. Bella is inside Emmett, but so is her mortal instinct to cry. She'll probably need to sleep, too, later on."

Rosalie looked down at Bella, still on the floor, Emmett inside this body.

"You moron." Rosalie fumed at her boyfriend as he realized where he was now.

"Wait, how will Bella and Emmett switch back into their bodies now?" Edward asked Carlisle, looking afraid, "DO NOT tell me Bella is stuck inside Emmett forever !"

Sighing, Carlisle slammed his book down on the desk hard.

"Xantheria is very rare. Emmett said Tanya gave him the last of her supply for this stunt he pulled. Because of all your juvenile fighting, now I have to start researching this all over again." Carlisle almost yelled, "We were out of the woods, you could've had Bella in her own body tonight ! Now it's all ruined again. Everyone get out of my office."

Rosalie almost opened her mouth to speak but Carlisle was mad now. Bella had never seen him so angry before.

"OUT" he demanded, watching them all go silently.

They all walked down the hall together, not any of them daring to say a word.

Alice said softly to Edward, "At least you're back in your body now."

"Yea, I guess so…" Edward began, then a terrified look came over his face as the thought sunk in, "OH GOD…NOOOOOOO !!!!"

He ran away from the rest of them, charging down the stairs towards the kitchen, as if a life was at stake there. They followed him, curious.

"Please, God, no, don't do this to me!!" Edward grabbed the box of Cocoa Puffs on the counter, sitting at the table and closing his eyes for a moment, then poured the cereal into his mouth, chewing.

Bella stood next to him, wiping her eyes, sniffing as she watched Edward eating again.

His mouth turned down in pure sadness, his eyes looked about to cry, if they could. He spit out the cereal bits, sobbing, throwing his face down into his arms on the table, crying, "NO ! NO ! NO ! NO !!!"

Bella stroked Edward's hair, feeling so sorry for him. The love for human food was gone from Edward and Bella did feel sad for his loss. He had looked so happy while he ate. And he was truly broken hearted now.

"They taste like dirt again." Edward nearly cried from inside his arms, "I never got to have your special dinner, either, Bella."

"I'm so sorry, Edward." Bella knelt down at his side, snuggling her nose in closer to the crook of his neck.

Edward jumped, smelling men's cologne, looking at Emmett trying to cuddle his face into his neck and reacted before he could think about it.

"UKKK - GET OFF ME!!" Edward almost yelled, shoving Emmett away, landing him on his ass on the linoleum floor. Soured by the loss of his beloved food for a moment, Edward then remembered Bella was in there and the look of heartbreak in her Emmett eyes smashed his dead heart into a million pieces.

"Bella…I'm sorry.." Edward began but it was too late. The floodgates had opened.

"AAAAAAAAAA" Bella wailed, crying louder than ever at this rude rejection from the man she loved.

"Nice Edward." Alice hit him in the back of the head.

"Really." Emmett agreed from Bella's cute little body. Rosalie just sat there at the table, plotting silently.

"It's okay, sweetie." Alice put her little arms around Emmett's humungous body, stroking Bella's arms, "Men are just stupid, don't let him upset you."

Edward tried to get closer to her but Alice was blocking him.

"He PUSHED me AWAY." Bella sobbed, the tears running down her whole face.

Edward wanted to die, gently moving Alice aside, getting closer to Bella. And he was telling Charlie earlier how he'd never hurt Bella. He hated himself.

"Sweetheart, I'm so sorry." Edward's eyes were filled with pain, "I forgot you were in there, I would NEVER push you away and yell at you like that, you know it."

Edward made himself reach up and cradle her face in his hands, trying not to see Emmett's face staring down at him. This was awkward, Edward thought, having an idea.

"Wait." He hurried to the table, getting a chair and bringing it over to Bella, and stood on top of it, making himself taller than Emmett's body, "That's better…kind of."

"Shhhh…" Edward tried to not think about what his eyes were seeing, wiping Bella's tears away from Emmett's face, "I love you, don't cry, baby girl. I'm sorry."

Making himself close his eyes when Bella wasn't looking right at him, Edward found his hands stroking the peach fuzz of Emmett's hair, trying to soothe her as he usually did. But honestly, this was making his flesh crawl, and knowing the whole family was staring at them just made it worse.

"What if I'm trapped in here forever?" Bella cried, trembling in Edward's arms as he thought of it, getting even paler.

"I won't let you be trapped anywhere, Bella." Edward said, hoping there was a way out for her. He would go to the top of Mount Kiliminjaro to find the drug if he had to. He was going to personally call Tanya himself. She probably wanted this all along, and Edward didn't believe that was all the Xantharia she had on hand.

Emmett was smiling as he watched this funny coupling and injected his two cents.

"You know, Edward," Emmett said from in Bella's body, "If you truly love her, what she looks like shouldn't bother you. You'd kiss her. That would show her that you really mean what you're saying."

Everyone else except Bella and Edward laughed at this idea, Emmett getting a mortified and wicked glare from Edward's golden eyes.

"No, it's alright." Bella whimpered, not even able to make eye contact with Edward at the moment. She knew she was in a man's body, his brother's body, no less, and that until she got out, he would be repulsed by any contact with her. Even his touch on her face was cold and emotionless now.

"I guess it's only her pretty face you love so much." Emmett said loud enough, picking up the box of Cocoa Puffs, sniffing the inside.

"Bella…that's NOT true." Edward said as she ran out of the kitchen without a word.

Hopping off the chair, Edward turned to Emmett and leaned in close to his Bella ear, growling, "You are going to PAY."

Then he knocked the Cocoa Puffs box out of his mortal hand, sending the cereal puffs all over the table and floor. If he couldn't eat them, no one else would. He hurried to catch Bella as she neared the front door, about to grab the handle.

"Bella, don't go." Edward pleaded, breathing a hard sigh as he took her large hairy hand, swallowing hard and gently moved her away from the door, "Where were you going, love?"

"I don't know." She cried, sitting on the stairs leading up to the bedrooms, "I can't go to my own room and I can't stay here because you hate me…"

"God, NO!" Edward knelt in front of her, hating to hear her cry, even in Emmett's body, "I will never hate you. I love you. YOU, Bella Swan. Not your face or your body – I love YOU."

This was it, the moment of truth. He summoned all his courage and grabbed Bella's face in both hands, opening his lips and swallowing hers up into his mouth. She fought it at first, whimpering as his lips moved urgently, wanting to prove his love. In seconds, she forgot everything and kissed him back, opening her lips hungrily, touching her tongue to hi---

"NO !" Edward flew backwards, landing on his ass as he opened and closed his eyes a few times, doing the same with his mouth, his tongue rubbing furiously against the roof of his mouth, trying to erase Emmett's saliva off.

"Got it." Rosalie smiled, looking at the captured picture on her cell phone camera of Edward in full tongue kiss mode with Emmett. Edward hadn't even heard it in his current state.

"No tongues…I'm not ready for that yet." Edward half whispered, almost to himself, in a confused daze.

Then he noticed the snickers of his brothers and sisters watching from behind him. Had they seen that whole thing?

Edward looked at Bella, apologizing with his eyes, so beautiful and sad as they tried to guess what she was thinking. But his mind reading ability still did not work on her, even though she was inside Emmett. DAMN !

"I'm getting kinda tired." Bella said, looking wounded, wiping her eyes with her hands, then standing, looking at Edward, asking, "Where am I sleeping?"

"Uh…" Edward got to his feet, his siblings just watched in shock and silence at what they'd just seen.

"My room, of course." Edward answered, "The bed is still there. I'll be right up, sweetheart."

Bella went slowly up the stairs, leaving Edward alone with the rest of them. He knew she would be able to hear with Emmett's vampire ears but he didn't care right now.

"If anyone in this house utters one word of this to another living soul," Edward pointed a finger towards the front door, "The tortures I will inflict on you will be positively MEDIEVAL. Is that clear ?"

"Oh we won't SAY anything." Rosalie smirked, saving her picture behind her back.

"How was it, Edward?" Emmett raised his brows suggestively, the rest all chuckling, "Did I taste good? Did you feel my stubble as you were kissing me?"

"You realize you hurt her feelings again, don't you?" Rosalie smirked, "When your tongues touched you almost crapped your pants."

"I'm sorry I wasn't more into tongue kissing YOUR HUSBAND, Rosalie." Edward shout-whispered, his eyes like knives, "I promise next time you see us, we'll be licking each other to death, okay ?!"

"Oooh." Rosalie smiled, "I think it's time we got out the camcorders and digital cameras, Alice."

"Don't Rosalie." Edward growled his warning.

Rosalie just gave Edward a smile, then she heard Edward say, "And you have to take Emmett to Charlie's place. He expects Bella to be there in her room, where I placed her before we escaped to come here. And you can go keep an eye on him. Nothing better happen to her body while it's out of my sight, either."

"Speaking of bodies…" Emmett smiled, perking up as he grabbed the collar of his sweater, pulling it out a bit and peeking his eyes down into Bella's shirt, "I think I need to go take a nice long hot shower…"

"HEY you PERVERT !!" Edward almost smacked the mortal Bella hand of Emmett, but stopped himself, knowing it would break bones under his smack.

"New rule – no one is allowed to peek at the naked body of the person they're in, that's just beyond WRONG and DISGUSTING !" Edward fumed loudly.

"Who put you in charge of this game?" Emmett frowned, moving his fingers over his human breasts, going in circles.

With a savage growl, Edward was about to grab him by the neck and lift him off his feet but Alice stepped in, holding Edward's arms firmly.

"Edward." Alice said with a teacher's authority, "Go upstairs and make Bella comfortable. BE NICE. She's in a very fragile state right now. Mess up and she could re-think your whole relationship, even if she gets her body back."

"He is touching Bella's BODY !" Edward lunged forward again, growling like a tiger while Emmett hissed back teasingly.

"I'll make him stop it, okay?" Alice threw a hard look back at Emmett, who let his hands fall to his sides, still smirking at Edward's perfectly raging eyes.

"Yes, I'll make her behave." Rosalie grabbed Bella's long hair and yanked Emmett's head back a bit, licking her tongue up the side of Bella's warm face, gently closing her teeth on her earlobe. Emmett shuddered, loving the feeling of this in a human's body. Yes, they would have some hot fun in Bella's room tonight.

Edward's eyes grew even larger as he took this in, both aroused and disgusted at the same time. OH GOD ! Rosalie was going to do things to Bella's body while they were gone. He had to do something to stop this.

"You're my bitch now." Rosalie groaned into Emmett's ear, knowing this was making Edward crazy, but that just made the game more fun for her.

"No she's not, she's MY BITCH !" Edward said without thinking, getting looks from all of them, "I mean, Bella is MY girlfriend. I don't want anything sexual going on with her !"

"No kidding." Emmett snickered, "Why do you think she cries all the time?"

"HEY !" Edward shouted so loud glass was cracking in the kitchen, "I MEAN IT! Do not do anything to her Rosalie !!"

"Listen, Edward, fair is fair." Rosalie teased, "If you want, you can do anything you want with Emmett's body while Bella is in it."

He scowled back at them with silent hatred, clenching his fists. He thought of tying Bella's body up to a chair for the night but Rosalie would surely be able to free him. Then there was the Charlie issue. He had no choice but to let them go to Charlie's alone.

"I'm just going to say this once." Edward spoke so low it was almost psychotic sounding, "I want Bella's body back in the pristine condition it was in when she left here. If there's one hair out of place when you get back, I will eat both of you alive."

"MMM" Rosalie smiled, looking up, "I see Bella on all fours on her bed, tied with leather restraints, a dog collar, ball gag, and me putting lots of nice little crop marks across that blushing heart shaped ass."

"ooh." Emmett sounded turned on by this.

Letting out a terrible breath, Edward's eyes twitched like the night he almost killed James. Alice struggled to hold him back this time, shouting, "EDWARD, EDWARD!! Go take care of Bella."

"Eat you alive!!" Edward only managed to repeat his threat, slowly making himself back away to the stairs to follow Bella.

"Oooh, another good suggestion." Rosalie grinned wickedly, giving Edward a smart look, pulling Bella by her hair towards the front door, "We can even tell Charlie we're having a girl slumber party, he won't mind at all ! This is going to be HOT !"

"ALICE !" Edward looked like he wanted to cry and chase them, hearing Rosalie's car engine starting but the pixie stood her ground, stomping her foot and pointing up the stairs, bellowing, "GO !"

"RRRR !!" Edward spun around, storming up the stairs, muttering to himself, "Everybody gets to play with her except ME!!"

As he neared his room, he could only hope Bella didn't hear any of that. The door was closed and he found himself knocking lightly on the door.

No answer. Uh oh, he was in trouble.

"Can I come in, Bella?" Edward asked with his sweet voice.

"Yes, if you want to." Emmett's voice came out of the room, making Edward's mouth sink down, he turned the knob, seeing her there in the bed, curled on her side, her whole body and head under the covers, a tiny little lamp on in the corner.

"Don't hide under the covers." Edward came in, sitting on his side of the bed, looking at the large lumps under the blankets.

"I know how gross this is for you, Edward." The male voice sounded so sad, "I can't believe you kissed me. You didn't have to do that."

She was crying again and Edward bit down hard, hating the sound of it. What kind of unjust world was this? Rosalie and Emmett were off doing god knows what, having the time of their lives with his human, and Edward and Bella were trapped here, suffering like this.

"I don't care." Edward responded, lying, "I'll do anything to make you happy. Please don't cry. I hate it when you cry."

"I don't even want to come out from under here." Bella whimpered, "Every time you look at me, you look sick to your stomach."

"That's not YOU – that's Emmett." Edward tried to soothe her, "I LOVE YOU. I just…can't stand HIM."

She cried some more and finally Edward wanted her to stop. He pulled the blankets off her and saw she was covering her face with Emmett's large hands, shoving her face into the pillows, away from him.

"Shhh…come here…don't turn away from me." Edward whispered, making himself turn her body towards him. Edward held her close, letting her face rest on his chest as he laid next to her, stroking her wet cheek with real feeling this time. She must've felt that because she began to quiet a bit, breathing heavier, trying to slow it down.

"Forget about Emmett." Edward suggested, "Just lay here with me. Close your eyes, sweetie. Good girl. Breathe….nice and slow. That's it."

He was so good at this, Bella thought as she did as he instructed. Only he could make her rest when her world was totally upside down. She kept thinking what it must be like for Edward, cuddling and stroking Emmett in his arms. Every time she began to open her eyes and try to pull away, Edward held on and calmed her again.

"This is so wrong." Bella sniffed, but Edward clung tighter to her, not afraid to break her human body at the moment.

"Stay." Edward teased, talking to her like a little puppy.

"We'll both close our eyes." Edward's voice was so deep and melodic, it lulled her to a wonderful sleepy state.

"We're lying on the beach, just you and I." Edward held her hand, stroking her hair as she laid on his chest, relaxing now.

"The sun is shining…the water is so blue you can see right through it." Edward could really picture it in his mind while he spoke, "The sand is pure white, just like me."

Bella smiled, hearing him give a little chuckle.

"I'm laying right beside you. The sand is so hot, feels so good against your bare feet…" Edward's low voice was right next to her ear as she sighed, starting to drift off a bit.

"Nothing can touch us here." Edward whispered, "There's no one in the world except us. Nothing to do all day and night, except lay here. The sound of the water…the waves are so gentle…so peaceful. I love you…and I always will."

Bella smiled, almost feeling the heat of the sun on her skin as her angel spoke, taking her to a happy place she loved. He was so brilliant, it was like a dream.

Asleep at last. Good girl, Edward opened his eyes now. Hypnotizing her was sometimes necessary in order to get the girl to relax. Edward hated doing it, but it was for her own good. This time, he took her to the beach. She loved the sun and sand, so this one wasn't difficult to do.

Trying not to look at her laying on his chest, he looked at the end of the bed, seeing Emmett's hairy leg draped over his own legs. It curled around him possessively. When those were Bella's legs, it turned Edward on. Now, however, YUK.

He had to keep telling himself Bella is in there, Bella is in there. But every time his eyes saw Emmett, he wanted to gag. She even SMELLED like Emmett.

What is Rosalie doing to my baby now? Edward tried to use his mind reading but of course, it wasn't working again. FUCK.

He pictured Rosalie stuffing a red ball gag into Bella's little mouth, buckling it behind her head as she protested, her lovely voice muffled as she thrashed around, all tied up, on all fours wearing nothing at all, except 6 inch black heels.

"Stop struggling, you little bitch." Rosalie smiled down at her human toy, "I'm going to enjoy this."

Stroking her long red nails over Bella's firm little ass, it blushed red suddenly, arousing Rosalie even more.

"That is so beautiful." Rosalie bent down and bit her teeth into Bella's ass cheek, making Bella scream out in pain, her body jerking in their restraints in vein.

LASH. Rosalie struck Bella across both ass cheeks with her leather riding crop, getting a horrid squeal out of her victim, a long red line welt rising from the white skin.

Edward closed his eyes more, shoving the images from his mind. They'd better not be, he fumed more and more over the hours, tons of fantasies going through his mind. All of them unbearable to consider, although somehow stimulating.

Emmett started to snore like a bear now, making Edward cringe, looking at anything else.

Bella was deep under now, sleeping without a care in the world. Then, he heard Alice's voice and Jasper. The front door closed. They were going out. Alice's car started and they departed.

A few minutes later, music was playing downstairs, a little too loudly.

Edward heard a man's voice, sounded like a rapper, asking, "Okay, okay (AAH), oh we just about to get it nice and sweaty here in this mother fucker?"

"BABY.(AAH)…" A woman's lustful voice was breathing right after Busta Rhymes asked the question.

"LADIES Let's GO" the man's voice called, "Soldiers, let's go !"

"Dolls." A woman's voice was panting in heat as Edward tried to free himself from the large body draped over his, stumbling off the bed, making sure Bella didn't wake up. She was still asleep, hugging the pillows now.

"This place is a fucking zoo!!" Edward mumbled, sneaking out the door, following the music, glancing at his alarm clock, adding, "2:14 AM !!"

"Let me talk to y'all and just you know, give you a little situation…" the rapper said as Edward went down the stairs, the whole house dark as his eyes focused. A red light was flashing down near the dining room.

"Listen !" Busta Rhymes yelled as a woman's voice breathed, "FELLAS."

Edward found motion in the dining room, the stereo loudly playing nearby. He stood in the doorway in the shadows, his mouth dropping open as he watched a beautiful girl standing on the dining room table, wearing a black corset that shoved her breasts up and almost out of it, one strap hanging down her shoulder; and a leather belt around her bare waist, the ragged skirt not much longer than the belt, showing a black lace thong beneath it. On her feet were thigh high leather boots with spiked heels.

Her hair was a mess of curls falling and blowing over her perfect face that was covered in makeup, giving her a sexy, messy look that rendered Edward speechless. It was Bella…but…not Bella. Dirty Bella.

"I know you like me…" she mouthed the words the pussycat dolls were singing, looking right at Edward in the distance, making her finger curl towards her seductively as she spread her legs apart, thrusting her hips in dance to the beat of the song.

"I know you do." She sang, (I know you do) it echoed afterwards.

She fell to the table, on her knees, opening her legs more, glancing a peek under her falling hair at Edward, then rolled around and got up again, sticking her little ass in the air, showing Edward it was indeed a thong she was wearing, her cheeks fully visible to his shocked silent eyes. Then, if that weren't enough, she slapped her own ass hard, twirling her face away from him.

"Thats why whenever I come around
She's all over you (she's all over you)"

Bella laid down on the table, to her stomach, legs together, rising her ass up and down, as if she was riding someone underneath her. Without thinking, Edward was inching closer and closer to the table, stunned, a deer in the headlights.

Her eyes were closed, as if getting a great deal of satisfaction out of this, so lust filled….she rolled onto her back and hung her head over the side of the table, those desiring eyes flaming their heat onto Edward's, then they closed again as her hips went up and down, her heels planted on the table top as she moved her little hands between her legs, touching the lace there.

I know you want it (I know you want it)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be on with me (babe)

Edward had almost reached out to her but she leapt up onto the table, on her feet again and spun gracefully, thrusting her hips and moving her legs open and closed, her painted fingers going up to her hair, grabbing it roughly as she made an angry, pouting face, punishing herself. Edward's mouth felt thirsty and it fell open more. All thought went out the window. He just wanted to keep watching her.

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha

Bella copied the video dance to perfection, swinging her hair up and down like a bad little girl as she made eye contact again, luring him in with a coy little smile.

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha

Bella danced like a professionally trained stripper, moving her hands over her body, teasing and tantalizing him as she came closer to the table edge, looking straight down at him before her, sneering at him in distaste, spinning away, leaving him wanting more.

Fight the feeling (fight the feeling)
Leave it alone (leave it alone)
Cause if it ain't love
It just aint enough to leave my happy home (my happy home)

She bent over, showing her entire ass now, Edward could swear to God he was sweating.

Dancing back over to the edge of the table, right above him, she finally let him in and he felt her hands guide his to her hips, feeling them thrusting back and forth within his cool palms. She was so hot to the touch, his head was swimming.

Guiding his fingers, she brought his hands to her ass cheeks, letting them dig in roughly as she gasped, wincing and hissing, looking down at his eyes as they burned up into hers.

Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly)
You have to play fair (you have to play fair)
See I dont care
But I know She ain't gonna wanna share

Bella moved around, laying her chest on the table, letting her naked ass stick up under Edward's hands. She guided his hand, making him slap her ass cheeks. He almost fell over but in a few seconds, he was spanking her all by himself, loving the sounds she was making with each slap.

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha

She rolled over now, and guided his hands again but they didn't need much help, they both stroked down her beautiful legs, down her tight little stomach, before he knew it, she had grabbed his hair and forced his mouth to her belly button.

He licked it, kissed it, and bit it gently, in seconds, he had moved slightly downward, biting the black lace there, losing control of himself.

I know she loves you (I know she loves you)
So I understand (I understand)
I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my own man
Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime)
Possibly (possibly)

Until then old friend
Your secret is safe with me

At this, Bella grabbed the sides of her corset, ripping it open and releasing the perfect breasts trapped within, whispering, "Bite me, Edward…please…"

She fell to her knees, giving him easy access to the round perfect orbs. In a half second, he was licking her right nipple with desperation, moaning hard as his erection pressed into the dining room table below her.

"Edward…" Bella growled into his ear, "I need to tell you…"

"Tell me…" Edward was lost in the moment, loving the way her voice was so husky and deep as he gently took her nipple into his teeth.

"You….are the most…." She breathed, hardly able to speak.

"STUPID ASSHOLE ON EARTH." She yelled, then started laughing hysterically, shoving his face with her hand as she jumped off the table, the music suddenly switching off, a chorus of laughter erupting from behind him in the kitchen.

Edward's eyes were confused for a few seconds as Rosalie, Alice and Jasper came out from the kitchen, laughing with glee, pointing at him, shaking their heads.

The lights went on, nearly hurting Edward's eyes as Bella was the first to speak, her naked breasts still sitting out for the world to see. She wasn't even trying to cover them up.

"Do you even remember that I'm in here?" Emmett asked from inside Bella, "It happened like, what, a few hours ago? HELLO ?!"

"Aww, don't put all the blame on him." Jasper grinned, "I gave him a shot of super lust, he was putty in our hands."

"Let's go, pay up." Jasper held out his hands, Emmett and Alice paying him $50 each as Edward stared at them with total betrayal in his eyes…and a raging hard on in his pants.

Rosalie laughed at Emmett, tossing him a t-shirt and saying to him, "I told you not to bet against them. Edward may be book smart but he's penis dumb. He is like an infant when it comes to this stuff. He has no logic or experience with this stuff. Sad, isn't it?"

Emmett put the shirt on fast before Edward killed him and looked at his brother, sitting on the marble floor, in shock, his eyes empty and his mouth open.

"Look, you broke him." Emmett informed, motioning his head down at Edward.

"This WAS kinda mean of us." Alice felt sorry for him now, going over to him, helping him to his feet, "Come on, Edward, let me take you back to bed."

"Yea." Emmett giggled, "Go cuddle with a big muscular man now. That'll kill the hard on."

"Wh-why?" Edward could hardly talk, asking Alice as she took him up the stairs.

"I'm so sorry, hon." Alice kissed Edward's cheek, "Come on, I'll give you a nice cold shower."

Rosalie smiled at Emmett in Bella's hot body, liking what she'd done to him, giving him this sexy girl makeover. Apparently, Edward appreciated it too.

Grabbing Emmett by his Bella hair, Rosalie sneered, "I'm not finished with you yet, you little bitch."

"Yes Mistress." Emmett played along, loving the sensations of sex being in a human body.

"Crawl and follow me." Rosalie demanded, walking away quickly, towards the basement, Bella's body crawling quickly after her.

"Thank God Edward didn't see that." Jasper commented, shaking his head and going up to see if Alice needed a hand with Edward.

See next chapter soon !!

WinndSinger