Ten Things Ron Doesn't Know About Me
By Hermione Granger
1. I saw him cry at Fred's funeral
…And I bumped him up to the range of a teacup.
2. I never really liked that vase he got me for our anniversary.
The cracks in it… it almost looked like somebody stood on it, or something.
3. I know Ron doesn't hate Christina Warlblock
Once, I turned around while baking pancakes, and caught Ron humming along.
4. Ginny dared me to buy Ron that Chudley Canons sweater for Christmas
If I'd known she'd laugh that hard, I wouldn't have given in….
5. I'm pretty sure Ron almost forgot Valentine's Day, 2005
Ginny called to tell me not to eat the chocolates- "Hermione, don't take one bite of those heart-shaped chocolates. They've been sitting around the Burrow for the last- Oh." Pause. "Anway."
6. Sometimes, I shout a little louder than neccesary.
Ron is so cute when he starts stuttering.
7. Ron's nicest dress-robes didn't "come" with lopsided green stitches down the hem.
Rose wanted to play princess, and she really is irresistible when she puts on that puppy-dog face. She insisted on "being the princess at the ball", and had to make a grand entrance. I tried to talk her out of wearing my pink heels, but she wouldn't have any of it. (I said, and I quote, "Rose, why don't you put your sparkly shoes on? Those spikey shoes might get caught on Daddy's favorite robes.)
8. I never liked Viktor as anything more than a friend.
His hair was just a little ridiculous.
9. I'd always thought Pidgewidgeon was cute.
He always kind of reminded me of Ron, when I scolded him. Flapping about, and all that.
10. My favorite smell isn't the tang of fresh parchment
It's Ron's diluted, peppermint-y sound.
A/N: Thanks to everyone who's read (and reviewed) this story! I don't think Hermione's list was quite as good as Ron's, but I hoped everyone liked it, nevertheless.
By the way, I was thinking of making a series modeled off this story. Please give me your ideas on this!
-LooneySocks