"Man, this blows…"
Xoras sulked in the bright, cheery landscape that made up the Hundred Acre Wood. He plodded along, thoroughly annoyed with the overall happy and childish atmosphere that encased him. It was the one world he detested above all others: There was no fighting, no blood, and no violence whatsoever. It was just so darned happy, he could swear he felt his IQ dropping by the second…
Of course, his current predicament was not of his own choosing. It was a punishment, delivered by Xradenom, to teach him about not disturbing his Superior while she is busy.
The blonde groaned, and sat down on a random fallen log. He grimaced that, as soon as his bottom touched the wood, he could literally feel the 'rays of happiness' spreading through him.
God, he thought, how sick IS this place?!
Fumbling around in his pocket (for he had nothing better to do), he produced a stick of gum, still fresh and wrapped. Shrugging, Xoras tore the paper off and put the chewing substance in his mouth, before tossing the paper coolly and carelessly onto the ground.
Not a second more, a small, yellow bear waddled up to the teen.
Xoras raised an eyebrow at the animated toy, taking in its oh-so adorably sick presence. "What the hell do you want?" The bear chuckled cutely, sending a cold chill down the boy's back.
"Why Sir, didn't you know, that it is, Earth day?" The bear spoke in fragments, taking time to pause and consider shortly what he was about to say next.
Number II crossed his arms nonchalantly. "So? Like I care."
"You shouldn't pollute," the bear warned, smiling as he did so, "it's not very nice!"
The teen scoffed, and rolled his eyes. This bear was starting to annoy him. "Yeah, yeah, whatever."
"Are you gonna pick it up?"
"Heck no!"
"Oh bother." The bear crossed it's arms, the act being a bit difficult due to it's fluffy and pudgy tummy. "It looks like I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson!" And once again, it chuckled cutely.
"Yeaaaah…I'm outta here." Xoras stood up and prepared to walk away…
…when all of the sudden, the yellow bear leapt up onto him, and began to attack viciously.
For miles, all that could be heard were the sounds of ripping flesh and tortured, terrified screams. But no one paid much mind to it, since it was just SUCH a happy place…
So, the moral of this story is:
Respect the earth. Don't litter. Or else Pooh Bear will attempt to annihilate you.
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… LOL!!
I have NO IDEA AT ALL when and where I came up for the idea for this, but it was just too funny to let go…
Happy Earth Day, everyone!
And be sure to respect the earth…no matter what…
Pooh Bear: (narrows eyes at Emo)
… (gulps)