Harpie: (holding her head) Ow....Next time someone suggest we have a 'cuban coffee' we punch whoever it is in the face and force them to eat their unborn child.

Ryter: Why are you always so violent. (smiling broadly and waving pieces of paper infront of her face.) We got reviews! Do you know what that means?

Sasuke: (walking up behind her and taking the papers to read them.) That no one had any expectations what so ever of you actually keeping an updating schedule?

Ryter: (snarling) WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!

Kakashi: He's just upset he wasn't in the bonus. (sits next to Harpie) Who reviewed?

Sasuke: SHUT-UP TRASH! I SHOULD'VE BEEN THE STAR! ME ME ME!

Itachi: (breaking his arm) Silence female dog. I am the star. (watches as Sasuke runs away. Grabs the papers as he runs by.)

Ryter: You're not even in this story!

Kisame: (hugging her) Awwww....leave Ita-chan alone. He feels a little left...(Kisame falls to the floor in pain.)

Ryter: FISHY! Harpie! They got fishy-san!

Harpie: (doing her best Kakashi impersonation) How sad. Itachi, ever gonna tell us who reviewed?

Itachi: Hmm...Let's see...Zetsu's Rose, Mercy Dawn, blz1990, and 1moonwitch. Not that many...

Ryter: IT'S NOT THE QUANTITY, BUT THE HEART THAT GOES INTO IT! I for one am grateful that they reviewed.

Kakashi: I would be too if I were you.

Ryter: (giving up) Fine, whatever. Just...do a disclaimer and get on set. I'm going to the emo corner to wallow for a bit.

Harpie: (taking charge) You heard her people. Run don't walk! Get your arses in gear! Go go go! Cue Disclaimer!

Sakura: Disclaimer- RyterHarpie owns absolutely nothing. She is so poor she can't even afford a proper disclaimer.

Ryter: (crying) Life sucks....

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The sun was warm and shining down on brightly on all great and small. It was a truly beautiful day with perfect blue skies and clouds soft enough to be cotton candy. Absolutely perfect.

It was making Sasuke absolutely miserable.

He glared out across the large lake before him. It'd been a week. A WEEK and still he could find the lavander eyed beauty who'd screwed up his mind in just a few short minutes. His hand went to the ribbon that was tied around his arm tightly. If he'd have laughed a few weeks earlier if he'd seen someone acting this love sick over something petty like a little bow. She was just a stupid girl.

'Yeah. A stupid girl. With a perfect figure, the sweetest face that was just begging me to push her down and corrupt that innocent little body of hers. Oh yeah, I'd love to just...'

It suddenly hit him where his thoughts were going. He pulled his dark hair hard, before practically jumping to his feet, scaring off a new mother and her kid.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!"

It was that GIRL! It was her fault! A witch! The woman just had to be a witch! That's the only logical reason for what was happening to his mind!

"Yeah...Yeah...When I find her I'll make her pay for this. Gotta teach her a lesson. No one curses Uchiha Sasuke. Nobody!"

"You know mumbling to yourself in public is considered insane."

"Go away Sai."

Sasuke ignored the other boy walking past him and off into the forest. Undetered by his 'friends' attitude he followed close behind him. Easily keeping pace with his older friend.

"Is this still about that girl you don't like?"

"I DON'T LIKE HER!"

Sai grinned widely at the outburst, before shrugging. The other boy could be munipulated so easily.

"Sasuke-kun should listen better. I already said that."

Sasuke turned on the boy poking him hard in the chest, noticing that the smile wasn't leaving the other boy's face.

"Why are you following me?!"

That same creepy smile was his only answer for a long moment, before he heard it. One of three voices that sent shivers down his spine.

"SASUKE!!!!!"

The Uchiha as a blonde streak passed just over head, hitting Sai hard. Sasuke chuckled at that.

'At least ONE thing today is going my way today.'

He stood up brushing himself off as the blonde glared up at him. Sasuke was about to say something seething, but stopped when a hand was placed on his shoulder. He looked to his left to see a familar red head frowning down at the blond.

"Deidara..."

"But Sasori-sempai! It was Sasuke's fault yeah! Something so pretty shouldn't be so mean Un!"

Sasori rolls his eyes and smiles softly at Sasuke. The Uchiha just noddes his head at the older boy. It made sense that Sai'd come to meet these two. They were all 'artist' after all. Even so, Sasuke didn't want to get too involved in anything they were doing. Knowing full well he'd probably end up lossing his eyebrows like the last time he'd stuck around for one of their little meetings.

"I'm outta here. Keep 'em busy Sasori."

The red head nodded, both of them ignoring the outraged comments of the blonde, who was still sitting way too comfortably on Sai. Sasuke walked until he was sure he was absolutely sure he was far enough away from the terror artist triplets, before sliding down to sit against a rock and put his head in his hands. SHE was in his head again. It almost made him want to turn around and go back, just to make her image stop haunting him.

'NO!'

He swatted hard at the image before his eyes getting to his feet and walking further into the dark woods. What he was feeling was lust! Yeah that was it. Blind lust. He just needed...needed to find a fangirl. Yeah, get it out of his system. Once more she called to him. Looking...looking. he shook his head hard. Praying it would shake loose his common sense from it's hiding place.

"So what if I just don't want anybody else but you
So what if you're all that I ever really wanna do
I know what you're thinking, but that doesn't make it true
Believe me, baby."

His arugment was even starting to sound bad to himself. The Uchiha slammed his fist hard into the trunk of a nearby tree. Cringing before cradling his most likely broken hand.

"I'm not in love, no not at all
What makes you think you made me fall
I slip but no, I'm not in love."

He stared up a little dazedly at the blue sky, his next words coming in near whispers, as if that made them any less true.

"What if I just can't sleep at night
I see your face in the starry sky
So high above...but, girl I'm not in love."

Sasuke couldn't help but wonder for a moment how she looked when she smiled. Did she always blush so softly? Or was it just for certain peo...GURAHHHH!

"Don't think that you got it made
Don't think it's so easy to keep me
Never know it could all just fade away."

He frowned as he came to the river and looked down into his own reflection. What was he doing? He just had to find another girl. Why was he putting himself through all of this? In the back of his mind he realized why. Because she was...different.

"So what if I just don't want anybody else but you
So what if you're all that I ever really wanna do
I know what you're thinking, but that doesn't make it true
Believe me, baby."

He leaned back on the bank falling back. He let his feet, shoes and all float in the water. Cooling at least part of his body down. He closed his eyes, but of course she was there too.

"I'm not in love, no not at all
What makes you think you made me fall
I slip but no, I'm not in love."

He reached up blindly for her, knowing he never reach.

"What if I just can't sleep at night
I see your face in the starry sky
So high above...but, girl I'm not in love."

He sighed and sat up trying his best to relieve his growing headache, that seemed easier than getting rid of that pain in his chest that he didn't even want to think about right now.

"So if my heart just skips a beat
What if I lose a little sleep
Believe me."

He stared off infront of him, still imagining her giggling at his joke. The phantom of what her heat would feel like against his shoulder....

"I'm not in love, no not at all
What makes you think you made me fall
I slip but no, I'm not in love
What if I just can't sleep at night
I see your face in the starry sky..."

He felt a hand touch him lightly on his shoulder. Irritated more at being seen like this than anything else he didn't turn to look at the person behind him.

"What?"

Whoever it was shifted back, taking their hand off of him quickly like they'd been burned. Sasuke couldn't hold back a small smile of satisfaction at that. At least he wasn't getting too soft.

"I...I just wa...wanted to see if you...you were okay...."

"I fan-freakin-tastic! So why don't you just go and..."

He stopped when he actually turned around and saw who was speaking to him. Lavender eyes met dark black ones. The girl...the one he'd been obsessing over was standing there, on the brink of tears because of him....

'Fuck.'

"I...I'm sorry...I'll...I'll...I'm..."

She was turning a bright red and nervously biting on her fingers. She stuttered out a quiet apology before trying to turn and leave. Sasuke moved without thinking reaching out and grabbing her wrist before she could run away. He couldn't let her leave again.

"No. Wait, please don't go."

The girl looked frightened, but didn't try to pull away. Once more he asked her softly to stay, and waited for her answer.

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Hinata didn't know what to do. This had been a bad idea. A horrible idea. She should never have approached the brooding Uchiha. She should turn back now, leave while she still had a choice. That was what she should've done, but her mouth and body didn't fall in line with her mind.

"O...Okay..."

Taking a seat beside him, Hinata could only hope for the best.

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Harpie: You're ending it there? Seriously?

Ryter: (smiling triumphantly) Leave 'em wanting more right? It's the only way to do it!

Harpie: Do what? Annoy readers?

Ryter: (bopping her hard on the head) Stupid! It leaves the gate open for a date scene!

Sasuke: So I get to date her. Cool. Who is she anyway?

Harpie/Ryter: (looking at him stunned) Are you serious?

Sasuke: (shrugging) Not like you actually told me who the chick was.

Naruto: (slapping him on the back) Ha! and they call me dense!

Hinata: (blushing) Umm...I...It's alright Sa...Sasuke-kun....I...It hap..happens...and...and it's good fo...for the story....

Sasuke: (smirking and holding her close to him) Yeah. You know what else is good for the story? You and me getting a little bit closer in my dressing room.

Ryter: WHY ARE YOU HITTING ON HINATA IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THE 'MYSTERY GIRL' IS?!?

Sasuke: (shrugging) I know what I like.

Harpie: (Hitting him and Naruto over the head and dragging them away) I'll take care of the idiots, you call out the song.

Naruto: What did I do?!

Ryter: Thanks folks. One for being patient with me, and Two for being so patient. It's been a long while. The song was BBMAK I'm not in love. For all those wondering. Yes they are a boy band, and no I didn't even know about them before this. They were requested by a friend of mine, and YES we are still taking song request through the entire story. Especially during love scenes. So remember. Every review counts, and it could make you famous.