Xoras and Aldix were seated at the bottom of the spiraling staircase, snickering wickedly at the magazines they held in their hands. Their faces were flushed a pale red and their grins were twisted in amusement and perversion. Needless to say, what they were looking at were 'inappropriate' documents. (A/N – Playboy! XD)
"What do you two think you are doing?"
The two Heartless jumped at the sound of the man's voice, turning their heads sharply to look up at him. The armored being looked down on them, disappointment and disgust in his eyes. "You should be ashamed! You are supposed to act as gentleman act, not as pigs."
"Heh, dude, have you ever READ any of this stuff?" The blonde Heartless sniffed back an oncoming nosebleed. "It's great!"
"It is vile." Guts snatched the magazines from the two, and portaled them far away where they could never been looked upon again.
Aldix jumped up, angrily. "Hey! Those were min—"
"Be off. And do not let me catch you gazing at such perversion again." He warned.
Having no other choice but to listen to their superior, Xoras and Aldix walked off, grumpily, in search of another form of entertainment.
As soon as they had disappeared from sight, the armored man pulled forth a small picture from an inner slot on the interior of his armor and looked at it, grinning brightly, on the verge of perversion. Within the picture showed Xradenom, bound and tied. Guts thought she looked incredibly sexy. Such thoughts even made him blush.
"Forgive me, Madam, but I cannot resist…"
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LOL… Guts' 'dark side' XD
This drabble was inspired by the happenings of our forum, and by the request of RagnarokSamurai. :3 Guts is Navix's Heartless, and Xradenom is Xed's Heartless.
Hope it turned out how you wanted it to, FS!