Yes. So, I'm hoping that I can update this fast. BEWARE, this one ISN'T that funny. I like it but it's not the best. Won't make you fall over laughing ... I don't think.

Disclaimer; I do not own Twilight unfortunately.

Emmett smiled as Edward ran down the stairs to his beloved fiancée.

"What have you done to her?" Edward asked, grabbing Bella from Emmett's grip.

"Nothing," Alice said sweetly. "She's just asleep."

"You gave her something!" Edward boomed. "She's not that much of a heavy sleeper!""

"Kind of weird that you know that ..." Rosalie muttered.

Edward shot her a glare.

"Jeez, relax bro... we just tranfemuumphed," Emmett mumbled.

"You tranquillised her?" Carlisle asked.

"Yes but only with human stuff!" Alice whined. "You ruined it Emmett," she growled.

"Ruined what?" Edward asked, stalking from the room; still holding the unconscious Bella.

"Maybe you two should r-" Jasper told Alice and Emmett, but was cut off by the two of them running, Edward coming back into the room. "-un?"

Edward smiled slightly, running a hand through his hair and turning back to go to his room. "I'll be in my room,"

"Me and Esme are going to go hunting for the weekend, but we'll be gone for five days, we might visit some old friends," Carlisle said hurriedly.

"That's fine," Jasper said, smiling.

"Make sure no one touches my garden?" Esme asked of Jasper, who smiled.

"Don't worry," he said reassuringly.

–

Emmett grinned. He was hiding from Rosalie, who was grumbling about him getting something on her car. Under the bed. Next to him, was the small frame of Alice Cullen, who was smirking wickedly.

"They'd never look for us here!" he whispered harshly.

"Edward can hear our thoughts though!" Alice panicked. "Wait, I know what to do,"

EDWARD CULLEN! If you reveal our hiding places to ANYONE, we will both personally turn Bella into a vampire! She thought manically.

The two even heard Edward groan. Stood in front of him was Rosalie.

"Sorry Rose, I don't know where they are," he said mechanically.

Rosalie groaned and turned on her heel away from him. No good. Stupid human lover can't find my stupid husband.

"Watch your mouth Rosalie," Edward muttered, turning his back and walking into his room.

–

Esme and Carlisle had been long gone.

Emmett and Alice … no one knew where they were.

Edward and Bella were still locked inside Edward's room … doing God knows. (A/N= so do I!)

Jasper was outside, watching the grey clouds turn black from night.

Rosalie was scrubbing at her car. Again.

"Emmett!" Alice whispered. "We should play dares!"

"Yeah!" Emmett agreed. "I'll go first. Alice, I dare you-"

"No, I get to dare you first!" Alice frowned.

"Fine,"

"I dare you Emmett McCarty Cullen, to steal Rosalie's nail polish and paint the settee in the living room!" she whispered.

"I can't do that! Rosalie and Esme will kill me!" Emmett said, scared.

"No they won't! We'll buy a new settee with Edward's secret money he keeps stashed … under his TV,"

Another groan sounded from Edward.

REMEMBER our deal Eddy! Alice cackled.

Emmett sighed and pulled himself from under the bed, to be joined by Alice less than a second later.

"It's in the second draw," Alice said, grinning.

Emmett frowned and pulled out all of his beloveds beloved nail polish. Grinning now, he ran down the stairs, closely followed by Alice. In the living room, he smashed the nail polish against the white, material settee.

"Esme would kill me!" Emmett shouted.

Soon all of the family was in there.

"What are you doing?" Rosalie shrieked.

"Alice, I've been looking for you everywhere," Jasper said, disapprovingly.

"How much tranquilliser did you put in her?" Edward asked.

"Shut up Eddy, get over it already," Alice muttered.

"My name is Edward," Edward said sternly.

"That's what they want you to think!" Emmett said, waving his hands in front of him.

"Shut up you two. What are you doing?" Rosalie asked. "Is that my nail polish?" she asked, shaking.

"Now … Rose … think about how funny it was ..." Emmett said, backing away.

"Emmett Cullen. How dare you use my nail polish to deface a settee and then say it was funny!" she screamed, running after him.

Emmett ran, screaming like a girl from the house. "Get her away from meeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"Emmett! You have to buy me a whole new range of nail polish. If you don't I'll be forced to tell them about your pyjamas!" Rosalie screeched after him.

"Pyjamas?" Edward asked.

Alice grinned and ran up to the room, grabbing what was under his pillow and bringing it back with her.

"He doesn't even sleep, I mean..." Edward was still muttering to himself.

"Here," Alice threw them at him.

Edward laughed heartily, holding up the pink pyjamas. It was then that Emmett decided to remake his appearance. He ran into the living room, only to see his pyjamas already been shown to everyone. Without a second thought, he ran across the room and tackled his younger brother to the floor.

"Emmett, I never knew of your feminine side," Edward chuckled.

"That's a lie ...we all knew," Jasper said, clutching his sides.

"Shut up," Emmett grumbled, standing up. "Say it again and Bella gets it,"

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