Stephenie Meyer owns all of the characters (I just make them do stupid stuff)

EmPOV

So I got in my jeep and started it up. "And what am I supposed to do about it!"

"It is not MY fault he's like that he gets like that! If I knew better I'd say you were sticking up for him!"

"Oh crap" I thought "These people are crazy. What the hell is Rose screaming about now" I whispered to myself. Her voice was coming closer. My first reaction was to duck but then if somebody came in the truck I was screwed. My second thought was to pull out but then they would've stopped the car. I cursed at the speed and strength we endure. So all I did was sit there, and wish I was invisible. Rose and Jasper came over to where my jeep was and they stared at me like I just crashed a funeral, threw confetti everywhere, and started singing happy birthday in a Barney suit, and they wanted an explanation.

"Um….Hi?"

"What are you doing out here?" Rose practically screamed at me

"Um I was just…..uh just….uh"

"WELL!" Rose was definitely screaming at me now

"I was just leaving" gathering my composure

"THEN LEAVE!" Jasper said in an almost intimidating voice

"Fine, Fine I'm out" "Gotta be so pushy" I muttered under my breath

So I finally got to the store, Wal-Mart, and when I walked in I went crazy It was like everything you could ever want in life was in that store. "Cool..." I said and then Edward comes out of isle 8 "Isle 8: feminine products"

"Dude what the hell are you doing buying pads?" I guess I said it kind of loudly because Edward punched me in the arm and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Dude shut up! I'm buying them for Bella"

"Dude yeah right! You were picking which one you wanted!"

"She told me which one to get! And can you keep you voice down? Don't you have to go look at condoms or something?"

My roaring laugh busted out of my lungs and Edward walked away

"Bye Eddie let me know if you need some tampons or something!" I said laughing again.

So I continued to walk through the store and be amazed and then I saw it. The most amazing thing you could ever imagine Nerf Guns.

Ho-Lee Schnitzel "Ahhhhh Holy crap I would so kill somebody with these!"

"Maybe Eddy would play with me"

"Oh I'm supposed to be getting Alice's stuff"

"Okay Number One: A black t-shirt with a picture of shoes on them"

"What the freak?" So I went to go find the t-shirt. And not only is this store filled with stuff, its ginormous. So I went to the women's section of clothes and looked and instead of finding the shirt I decided to sit down and make up excuses until I found one she would believe, oh I didn't mention that when Alice gets a cold not only is he nose stuffed up, so are her visions.

"Hmmm well Alice I'm sorry but I couldn't find it because I've become ……uh….color blind…..no, no that won't work"

"Uh maybe I could go with …..no that won't work either". In the midst of my rambling I ran into this woman. I thought to myself "jeez I wish Edward were here." The lady looked at me like she had seen Jesus float down from heaven and buy some Doritos.

"Um may I help you?" I asked politely

"Um are you Dr. Cullen's son?"

"Why yes I am" I said proudly

"Well you're in a lot of trouble mister" She pulled and tugged on my ear while she dragged me to her car

"But what about my jeep?" I whined

"We'll come back for it later"

What's Emmett in trouble for now? Review please thank you