Stephenie Meyer owns all of the characters (I just make them do stupid stuff)

EmPOV

"Oh that's your big present!" Alice said with enthusiasm "but you have to open these first!" she said pointing at, from what I could see, 12 presents on a clothed table.

"Ok?" I said with question. It did sort of freak me out still after finding out that I wasn't going to jail for life, so proceeded to open my first gift.

'From: Edward" The gift read in Edwards oh so perfect script. I opened it I was a pair of boxers and on the back they said "FAT" on one side and on the other read "CHEEKS".

"Ha Ha very funny Edward I'll get you back just wait. Edwards's expression turned from humorous to worry. "Not so funny now huh?" I thought to him. Edward shot me a dirty look and Carlisle told us to knock it off.

I opened my next gift. It was from Esme. It was a complete power rangers play set. I was heated I knew it was Jasper that was up to it. "Oh sorry honey Jasper told me you would like it so I went and got it for you. I hope you're not too mad"

"Its ok mom I won't sell it or throw it away or melt or burn them or freeze them until they blow up. I'll just stuff it in my closet." I said so she wouldn't feel bad "Like I'm going to do Jasper when we get home" I muttered under my breath

The next 10 presents were things from Alice, mostly clothes, that I'd better wear or she'd rip me up and find a match. After I ripped through those and got threatened 4 or 5 times, I was so axious to see what my present was outside.

"Well now we have to cut the cake" Edward said to piss me off

"WE DON"T EVEN EAT!!!!! COME ON I WANNA SEE WHATS OUTSIDE ALREADY!!!!"

"Ok ok no need to scream" Carlisle said

While everyone strolled outside I ran. When Carlisle finally got outside he started to make a speech.

"Emmett you're not one of my favorites but you do deserve this you've never really gotten in the way, and the only thing that makes me mad about you is the way you make fun of your brother Edward and….."

"Oh jeez Carlisle let me just see the thing"

"Ok"

It was the best thing I had ever seen….. I think it was better than nerf guns it was my jeep but it was clean and had a stereo and leather seats the interior was awesome my roof could close now and the outside was all black now it was so pretty. Then Edward told me to look in the trunk. I looked in the truck I found 200 dollars, that new CD I wanted, and a Sound system that anybody that wanted a loud car dreams of.

I was hysterical it was impossible how much work they put into it and thanked each and every one of them even the werewolves.

I was so happy I actually cleaned my "room" and didn't make fun of Edward all day

Well Thaaaaaats it! Review, review, review! I'll be out with my next story later this week!