DISCLAIMER: We, ZexiZexion and PockyPuppyOfAkatsuki, do NOT own Naruto or Okami.
Deidara and Lil' Zetsu walked through the door, and Deidara screamed in glee,
"Yay! New places to pee!" Deidara ran over to the nearest tree, and squatted to pee.
"What's with all the rhyming?" Lil' Zetsu said, atop Deidara's head.
"WTF?" They both said.
The two freaks, ran up the stairs that creaked, and entered a cave, that was very deep, and the door shut, with a beep.
"The door beeped?" Asked Deidara, his face masked with grief.
"Why are you so sad?"
"I'm not sad, I'm mad, you took my Sasori-poo hostage."
"I did not, I just wanted a sausage."
"You ate a puppet?"
"No, I ate a crumpet."
"With tea?"
"Yes, it was good." Said Lil' Zetsu in glee.
The two fiends noticed a statue with a missing sword.
"Maybe if I fix it, I'll win an award." Deidara decided.
He used clay to fix the sword, and thought they'd be on their way, when suddenly… A constipation appeared.
"Why, theres a constellation here." Zetsu cheered.
"OKAY OKAY ALL READY! STOP THE RHYMING OR I'LL SHOVE A CACTUS UP YOUR ASS!" DEIDARA SCREAMED!
(okay okay, don't pms over it!)
Deidara made his boom boom clay finish the constilation
"O' Deidara, Origin of all that is good and mother to us all." The freaking two tailed cat mouse started.
"oh no, not all this shit again." Lil' Zetsu said. "I'd rather rhyme again!"
"Oh for the love of God, Zetsu! You're rhyming again!"
"EXCUSE ME!" The fat cat mouse thing said.
Deidara pulled out a cannon, and aimed it at the cat mouse's head. He pulled the trigger, and took his spirit, that made his power that much bigger.
"We're blowin this pocky stand." Exclaimed Deidara with his new Power Slash ability. He cut away the door that went beep, and ran into some anbu, with an eep.
He pulled out some clay, and blew off their heads, and they now lay dead.
"Ha ha, Art's a blast," He said.
Back threw "The Hole"
"Lets cut the ramen!" Said Deidara!
"Or cut the cheese!" Said Zetsu.
"Oh please,"
The ramen was cut, and peace was restored. Or they thought.
"All the people are made of stone!" Said Deidara.
"We should of known!" Zetsu said, "Its probably a cursed zone!"
"There's no sun!"
"Well, lets draw one!"
They went up stairs, to the villages deck, where they drew a sun, and a knew dawn had begun.
(Sorry, it wuz kinda short, and you have to know the game Okami to understand whats going on, but all well. I got slapped a lot in this one, cuz PockyPuppyOfAkatsuki didn't like my rhymes. Well, see ya next time!)