Ino: OOOOH SHIKAMARU! IM IN THIS ONE!!
Shikamaru: ug..why am I always stuck with troublesome women?
Ino: QUIT COMPLAINING!
Shikamaru: errg…
Ino: The author, Icha Icha Ramen does NOT own Naruto or the characters!
Shikamaru: …
Ino: SHIKAMARU! SAY YOUR PART!
Shikamaru: tch, annoying….Enjoy.
Chapter Five
"BILL BOARD BROW!" Ino shrieked, pouncing onto Sakura. Sakura's eyebrows furrowed in confusion as the blonde landed on top of her when they both fell to the ground with a thump.
"INO-PIG?!"
"I missed ya! And I heard we got in a bitch fight! Damn Sakura, I can't BELIEVE you kicked my ass! But only because I was at the disadvantage of not remembering, Forehead, so don't think it'll happen again!"
Sakura blinked twice before a smile appeared onto her face. The old Ino was back….finally!
"Good to see you came around, pig!"
Ino smirked as she brushed herself off before standing straight.
"No thanks to you, billboard brow!"
Sakura sighed as she turned over to Kakashi, who seemed to be smiling under his mask.
"I wonder how many more have remembered…" He murmured, before walking away with his icha icha in hand. Sakura looked around and noticed Sasuke and Naruto had seemed to disappear as well.
"Idiots…" She grumbled as she put her hands on her hips.
"Awww Sasuke-kun ran away from me huh? Oh well. SHIKAMARU!!!!"
A heavy sigh was heard as Shikamaru and Choji came up to the two girls.
"Shikamaru and Choji remember too. And you know I heard all the teachers remember!" Ino said.
"Troublesome woman, you talk to much."
"Shut up, Shikamaru! Can't you see im saying something IMPORTANT here?!"
"Tch."
"So…you guys heading to your cabin or what…?"
"OH YEAH! We were…which reminds me…DID YOU SEE HOW HOT YONDAIME IS IN PERSON?!?!" Ino had little hearts in her eyes as she smiled.
"I mean, damn!" Ino and Sakura began walking and chatting as the two boys followed them to Team Ten's cabin. After that Ino dragged Shikamaru and a willing Choji to search for some food while Sakura decided to grab a swimsuit. It was hot out!
Sakura searched through her drawers for the swimsuit, then threw it on. Once she done that, she grabbed a towel, a pair of sunglasses, suntan lotion and placed them in a bag before walking out of the cabin.
"I wonder where Naruto and Sasuke went off too…" Sakura murmured as she started walking to the lake. Would they really go to Ichiraku again…?
Naruto would! He's such an idiot!
Maybe…oh well, I guess….
Hmm if only Sasuke-kun could be with us…and see us in our AWESOME HOT swimsuit! HAH! I bet we'd have him drooling!!
Sakura smirked at Inner Sakura's comment, as she slowly drew closer to the lake. She shook her head as she focused on her 'destination' and saw Itachi and Kisame hanging near the dock.
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"We could gain money from my campaign, you know! I mean, who wouldn'twant to buy one of those Save the Whales tee shirts?!"
"Kisame…I could care less about the whales..."
"Well that was co-woah…"
Itachi narrowed his eyes at his partner who was currently stuck mid-sentence and…was his nose bleeding?
"Kisame—"
"Oi, Fish Stick!"
Itachi turned around as Kisame snapped out of his little daze, swiping his nose as he replied to the kunoichi with an insult.
Sakura was now a couple feet behind him, standing, dressed in nothing but a halter-top styled, red and white polka dotted bikini….
"Hi Itachi."
"...hn."
Sakura sat down on the edge of the dock with Itachi and swished her feet in the water as she smiled evilly at Kisame.
"Getting comfortable, huh Kisame?"
"Oh shush it, pink bitch. I'm here to enjoy myself…not be harassed by a fuzzball."
"psh…"
Sakura turned her sparkling green eyes to Itachi's own crimson gaze and smiled brilliantly…
"So, seen any of the others yet?"
Itachi blinked and then, without a word slipped into the water and grabbed onto Kisame's tube to keep him floating.
"No…" He replied after a moment. Sakura gave him an odd look, as did Kisame.
"…"
"Well…I guess I'm going to go sun tan then…." Sakura said awkwardly as a silence fell over them. With a nod from Itachi, Sakura got up and walked over to the sandy lakeshore…Kisame looked back at his partner again.
"Well that was a display of strange behavior…"
Kisame waited for any sort of reply from his partner, not really expecting one as the period of silence grew…
"…hormones…"
Kisame blinked again, until he finally got an idea of what would have caused the stoic Uchiha to seem to hide him self in the water…
"AHAHAHAHA! Wow, man…that's funny…" Kisame chuckled, while Itachi gave him a deep glare.
"I will fry you……"
Kisame coughed, then adjusted his shades and gave Itachi a nervous glance.
"…you wouldn't…"
"I would…." Itachi said coldly, as he pulled himself on dock again and pulled his wet, long hair back in a low ponytail. He glared at Kisame, warningly.
"Nothing like a cold shower, huh? Or would it be cold lake in your case…."
"Kisame…"
"I couldn't resist…Shutting up now…"
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Sakura sighed as she closed her eyes under her own pair of sunglasses and basked in the sunlight. A light breeze brushed across her exposed ivory skin as she lay there…very calming…
"I pity the poor innocent people that have to pass by you…hag"
Sakura snapped her eyes open and bolted up in a sitting position. She looked surprised at an emotionless raven haired teen that was standing next to her.
"SAI!?"
"That's me…" Sai gave her a fake smile as she continued to gape at him.
"What…how…why?!"
"You should think before you talk, hag. People might start to question your intelligence."
Sakura glared at the Sasuke-look alike.
"What are you doing here?"
"Nice to see you too, hag…I'm here for camp, obviously."
Sakura's eye twitched. Why is he such a jerk?
"Whatever!"
Sakura lay back down on the towel and proceeded to ignore the artist, who now sat down next to her and took out his sketchbook.
"Where's dickless?"
"Off somewhere with Sasuke…"
"Ah, so you guys reunited with Sasuke-kun…Maybe when I meet with him this time, I can get a better impression across other than being some pansy…"
Sakura snorted at that while Sai remained stoic…
"Is that supposed to be funny?"
"It's an insult towards you…but I do find it humorous…" Sakura said as she crossed her arms behind her head.
"…" Sai returned to drawing the lake while Sakura once again closed her eyes…
Naruto and Sasuke stood just a couple foot steps before her…Sasuke has his arm around Naruto's neck…She couldn't really see Sasuke's face, though she could see Naruto's…It was blank.
"Come to think about it, don't you have a dream about becoming Hokage? Instead of chasing me around, you should have used that free time to train. Am I right, Naruto?"
There was a slight pause before Sasuke started talking again, this time, unsheathing his sword as he spoke.
"So this time, at my control, you will lose your life."
Naruto's eyes widened with slight fear, but then narrowed as determination and anger seemed to seep into his face, his eyebrows furrowed. His eyes stayed focused ahead into nothingness, his mouth in a firm line.
"How can a person that can't even save one friend ever become Hokage…Am I right, Sasuke."
Sasuke narrowed his eyes, and with a 'hmph', started to let his sword swing down…
Sakura's mouth drooped into a deep frown as the memory faded away…Poor Naruto…All he ever wanted to do was get his best friend back...how did he feel then? Disappointment, Shame, Sorrow, Anger, Heartbreak…
"Sakura…" She was startled out of her thoughts and sat up once more, opening her eyes to meet with a crimson, Sharingan gaze…
"Sasuke?"
Sasuke was looming over her, and had on a pair of navy blue swim trunks…his Sharingan glanced over at Sai, who looked up at him curiously…
"Pansy…" Sasuke muttered. He turned his eyes back to Sakura and sat down on the other side of her.
"Sasuke…" She couldn't help but let her gaze fall to his slightly built form…All that training certainly is rewarding….
HOT DAMN LET ME AT HIM!
Contain yourself! Yeesh, he isn't that good looking…
YES HE IS!
Fine! Shut up, your giving me a head ache with your screaming!
She didn't notice the glaring war that was occurring as she bickered with her inner. Sai was peering with a smirk and amused eyes at the fuming Uchiha whose Sharingan was spinning.
Pansy…What was he doing here with Sakura?
YEAH SHES OURS! AND LOOK AT HIM! DOES HE THINK HE COULD POSSIBLY EVER SUBSITUTE US? NO! CUZ HE"S A PANSY!
Damn straight!
Of course, that conversation could have continued on longer if it wasn't for a blur of orange and yellow that rushed past them, hollering at the top of his lungs and diving into the water.
All three of them snapped to attention, looking at the water where a certain knucklehead ninja was currently splashing around in.
"HEEEEEEEEY! TEME! SAKURA-CHAN! SAI! COME JOIN ME, DATTEBAYO!!!"
"Dobe…"
"Dickless."
The two men glared at each other and then turned their heads the other way while Sakura shook her head.
"Now why wouldn't you want to go swimming, Sakura-chan? The water looks cool…yeah"
Sakura turned around to see Deidara in a red and blue swim trunk, no bandages on his hands this time as he smiled down at Sakura.
"DEIDARA!" She practically glomped the blonde, causing Deidara to stumbled back a few steps.
"You seem happy to see me, I'm flattered, yeah"
Sakura pulled away and looked behind him to see a reluctant Sasori with his Akatsuki cloak still on.
"Sasori-danna's such a jerk, yeah! He won't go swimming with me, yeah!"
"Idiot, it's because I'm a puppet! Wood floats, I wouldn't be able to swim properly…"
"Yeah, sure…OK Sakura-chan! Let's go, yeah!"
Deidara was about to rush into the water if it wasn't for a tug that held him back. He had grabbed Sakura's hand to follow him but…she wasn't moving?
"Uh…Deidara I'm not swimming…"
Deidara frowned.
"WHY NOT, YEAH?!" He whined.
"…" She looked past him at the water…She didn't want to get wet…It looked, gross too...Imagine what could be IN that water…She shuddered at her thoughts.
"If that's the case, I have no choice but to throw you in!" Sakura's eyes grew wide at Deidara's statement and she pulled her hand away, backing away from him.
"Where do you think you're going?" Sakura spun around to face Sasuke's chest. The moron smiled down at her mischievously before picking up her small frame and throwing it over his shoulder.
"AHHHHH! SASUKE-BUTT PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT!" She yelled, banging her fists on his back. Sasuke, of course, was unaffected by the pathetic attempt and continued his way to the water, with everyone watching as he proceeded to dump her in the cold lake.
"NO DON'T YOU DARE, UCHIHA!"
Sai had gotten up, actually amused by the 'hags' yelling. If she really wanted to get down she could of used her inhuman strength or a jutsu…
Sai looked around.
But then again if these guys didn't know about their world, it probably wouldn't be a good idea…Well that explains it…Maybe it was the gathering of the rest of the rookie nine that arrived before hand and were now watching that caused her to act pathetic.
Indeed, the rest of rookie nine seemed to finally have made it to the camp, and were attracted to the yelling near the lake. Hinata frowned.
"p-poor Sakura"
Kiba blinked and Shino…did nothing. Ino though, was laughing as Shikamaru shook his head and Choji ate his chips. Yes, the rookie nine were VERY helpful, weren't they?
"Uchiha. How horrible, throwing your poor girlfriend into a lake she does not wish to swim in."
Sasuke stopped and turned his head to the voice. Neji Hyuuga stood on the edge of the water, with black shorts and a white tee shirt, looking disapproving at the other male.
"Hn" With that Sasuke released Sakura, and she shrieked before plunging into the water.
Kisame laughed loudly from his spot on top of his floatie tub, grabbing the attention of Deidara and Sasori.
"Ah, so there they are…" Sasori murmured. Deidara pouted.
"Chibi-Itachi, you are cruel! That is why you don't deserve to have my Sakura-chan, yeah!"
Deidara dodged the rock that was aimed for his head.
"HEY!"
Sasuke ignored Deidara's indignant shout and looked back to where Sakura was growling, bobbing from the water.
"Why you!" She pounced on him, dragging him into the deeper water with her, and messed up his hair too.
"YOU SON OF A—" A splash or two and then a "YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT"
Sakura continued yelling at him as she tried to unsuccessfully drown the younger Uchiha, much to the amusement of the Rookie Nine, Team Gai and the Akatsuki.
"Ahahah! Teme you're so lame!"
That was when Naruto was dragged into the fight too by Sasuke and the three of them splashed each other. Sasuke's chicken hair was too wet to stick up so it looked normal now, and Naruto was choking on the water as Sakura had just sent an unexpected tidal sized wave at him.
"Hinata let's go get our swim suits on!" Ten ten shouted and so the remaining girls did as the guys, too lazy to do that, just took off their shirts and jumped into the water.
"HAH! Akamaru, the water is great, huh?"
Kiba's not so little puppy barked happily in reply as he swam around. Shino just stood in the shallow end, inspecting the water bugs he could find and Ino, who already had her purple bikini on, was dragging Shikamaru with her.
Deidara and Sasori walked over to the dock, where Itachi and Kisame were hanging out and joined them.
"Ah guys! You MISSED IT! Mr. Asexual here just---"
"Katon:…"
"…nevermind."
Sasori blinked, while Deidara gave a curious look at Itachi.
"You're asexual, yeah?"
Itachi glared at the blonde.
"No."
"oh poo…"
Sasori smirked.
"You owe me five bucks."
"Dammit, yeah!"
Meanwhile, Kisame started to spin around in his floating water tube….
"You know, give me a dollar and I'll give you one of these!" Kisame said, pointing to the Save the Whales spare tube he had. Deidara gasped, pulling out a dollar bill.
"I'LL TAKE IT!"
"See, Itachi-san? I could make a profit for the organization! So much for working a job here! I can just sell these things!"
"Aww, you aren't working as the lifeguard, yeah?"
Kisame narrowed his eyes at the blonde but didn't respond. Instead, the shark man held out his hand, to which Deidara dropped the dollar bill into and was given another tube.
"WHOO HOO!" Deidara blew it up and soon was resting on it alongside Kisame.
"You are both idiots." Sasori stated as he watched them adjust their sunglasses and lean back.
"Don't be a hater, puppet boy" Kisame gruffed, grinning.
Itachi swished his feet in the water again as Sasori sighed.
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"For the first time…I shall expose myself for everyone to see! In…SWIM TRUNKS!"
Off in another cabin, stood Leader and The Unknown…they were just that special to get their own cabin.
The Unknown sighed as she put on a black bikini.
"Yes, now that you have a chest, you look MUCH better in girl clothes." Leader complimented, but the Unknown gave him a huff.
After all, all this time she had to play off as a guy…sure she had a deeper voice than most women, and she developed later than most girls did, but…
"It was to prevent the other members perving on you. Like Hidan. And besides, won't it be amusing, seeing the shocked and confused looks on their faces when they see you're TRUE self?"
The Unknown sighed as she turned around, looking at Leader.
"Just shut up, Pein. I don't care..." She played with the white flower embedded in her hair. How ridiculous…they all thought she was a guy even with the obvious girl accessories…even that pink haired girl…
"Hmm…Should I or should I not where it?" Pein asked, looking at himself in the mirror, placing the rain headband on his forehead. The Unknown scoffed.
"Well are you going to be swimming?"
Pein blinked.
"yes…"
"Then don't wear it."
Pein sighed as he put his headband back in his bag and then took his cloak, putting it on over the black swim trunks he was wearing.
"They are lucky I didn't place the shadow jutsu upon myself! They should be honored!"
The Unknown shook her head at her boyfriend as she neared the door, where her own cloak lay.
"HEY!"
They both looked up to see Tobi peering threw the window.
"…"
"Let's go! Zetsu-san has his trunks on too!"
"…he's swimming?"
"YEAH! He took off his plant head though…."
"….and you?"
"For the sake of my mysterious identity, which is not a 100 year old man but in fact a quite young and handsome one…I shall wear my mask and a black wetsuit!"
The two Akatsuki stared at Tobi oddly. Of course, they did take orders from him occasionally...but…he could really be ridiculous sometimes. It was funny…Pein wondered how the other members would react if they knew Tobi was really the mastermind behind Akatsuki…
"Well let's go!!!" Tobi cheered, disappearing from the window, leaving Pein and the Unknown to exchange a glance before heading out as well.
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"Aw Hinata you look so cute in that! Come on, I am sure Naruto will love it!"
Hinata fiddled with her fingers nervously as she walked alongside Ten ten, wearing the brand new lilac tankini Ten ten somehow convinced her to buy…
Ten ten herself was wearing a turquoise blue bikini top with boy-styled swim shorts, and had left her hair in its usual buns while Hinata put her long hair in a ponytail.
"And Neji better appreciate my swim suit too… or else I shall stab him with my handy-dandy…KUNAI!" Ten ten laughed as she spun the Kunai handle with her finger.
They finally got to the lake and stood there for a moment. Sakura was out of the water now, glaring at both Naruto and Sasuke who were arguing as usual…Kiba was playing with Akamaru, Ino was yelling at Choji with Shikamaru slowly creeping away from the two and Neji was watching as Lee swam out to the middle of the lake.
Shino seemed to be the only one to notice the two girl's presence and walked over to them, pushing his sunglasses up from the bridge of his nose.
"The suit flatters you, Hinata…brings out your eyes."
Hinata blushed slightly and thanked Shino and the bug man glanced at Ten ten before walking past them and towards his cabin.
"Ok, right reaction, wrong person…NEJI!!!"
Neji turned around glancing at the two as they drew close to him.
"Miss Hinata…Ten ten…" He smirked at Ten ten, who blushed and grinned back.
"Nice suits."
"I know" Ten ten said, she looked at Hinata and put a hand on the shy girl's shoulder.
"Doesn't she look marvelous or what? RIGHT NARUTO!?!"
The ramen-obsessed boy lifted his head at his name and looked over in Ten ten's direction.
"EHHHHHHHH?!"
"dense stupid…I SAID DOESN'T HINATA LOOK MARVELOUS!?"
Naruto looked over at Hinata…..and got a nose bleed.
"NARUTO!" Sakura whacked him, before Naruto could say a thing. Naruto then wiped away the…mess and ran over to Hinata.
"HINATA-CHAN! YOU LOOK HOT!" This earned a deep glare from Neji…
"I meant cute…"
Another glare.
"STOP STARING AT ME, DATTEBAYO!"
Naruto took Hinata's hand, now focusing all his attention on her and began ranting a mile a minute as he led her to the water. Poor Hinata looked like her head would explode.
"Ugg, what an idiot." Sakura sighed as she watched the two. Sasuke 'hned' and sat back on the sand.
"Looks like everyone's here?"
Temari came up to them in a crimson red one piece suit.
"Temari! Oh…where's Gaara?"
"He's at the cabin with Kankurou…they aren't a fan of swimming."
Temari looked up again, smirking as she found the lazy ass laying on the dock trying to remain unnoticed by Ino who was now on the shore flirting with Sai.
"Well, its time for torture! See ya, Sakura!" Temari walked off, an evil smirk planted on her face as she went over to the dock…
"Well this is interesting." Sakura said.
"Hn."
"Everyone all together having fun…"
"Hn."
"Hn isn't an answer!"
Sasuke closed his eyes as he sat next to Sakura on the blanket, trying to relax…and ignore everyone…
"Sasuke-butt! You're so boring! Do something!"
"I'm not here to entertain you."
"I didn't say that! I'm saying you're boring!"
"Oh stop flirting you too." Sakura looked to see Ten ten, who took a spot behind them.
"Ten ten!"
Ten ten only winked, before cuddling up next to Neji who looked away with a blush.
Sakura sighed, watching as Ten ten played with the Hyuuga's loose brown hair and him whisper in her ear, making her giggle. Why can't Sasuke-kun be sweet like that?
Try it! CHA!
Sakura looked back at Sasuke who was still sitting there, as if he was concentrating…Slowly she started to lean in his direction, and finally her shoulder touched his side. Sasuke opened his eye and looked at her.
It was quiet for a moment until Sakura straightened herself again and looked down at the sand. He didn't even do anything!
THAT JERK! HE COULD HAVE AT LEAST PUT HIS ARM AROUND US OR SOMETHING!
Meanwhile, Sasuke himself just blinked, dismissing her action for a mistake. He closed his eyes again.
This is getting boring, hmm…Should I insult the dobe, or tease her?
Right when he was about to poke her, Sai came up, sitting right in front of the pink haired kunoichi and gave her a fake smile.
"Hello Ugly."
"Bastard."
"Hag"
"Go Away"
"Make me!" Sasuke narrowed his eyes at the pansy that stolen Sakura's attention.
"Why do you call her ugly and hag?"
Sai looked over at him emotionlessly.
"Why not?"
Sasuke furrowed his eyebrows at the odd response as Ino came over to the three and sat next to Sai.
"Hey beautiful."
Now this definitely made Sasuke twitch. He called Sakura a hag and ugly…but Ino beautiful?! What the…
Sai noticed Sasuke confusion and smirked.
"I don't have a very large grasp at the concept of emotions and social bonds…I have a habit of giving people pet names"
Sasuke narrowed his eyes but didn't respond. With an arrogant 'hn' he took Sakura's hand and stood.
Sakura, sensing they were apparently leaving, grabbed her things and let Sasuke drag her away. She waved at Ino, who gave her a wink before throwing her arms around Sai.
"Sasuke, where are we going?"
He didn't answer as he walked towards the cabin. When they were at the door he let go of his hold on her, and went inside to get a white shirt.
Sakura leaned against the doorway, putting the beach bag down and crossing her arms.
"Sasuke, if you needed a shirt, why didn't you go get it yourself?"
"I don't trust that guy…"
Sakura cocked an eyebrow.
"He was looking at you funny. And it doesn't help that your running around half naked."
"I'm wearing a swim suit!"
"Looks like underwear and a bra to me"
Sakura clenched her teeth, glaring wholes at Sasuke back.
"You're ridiculous!"
"And you should cover up!" Sasuke threw a black sweatshirt of his at her as he closed the closet door and turned around, giving sakura a sharp look.
"What are you, my mother?"
"No…I'm your boyfriend." He stated, though this time instead of his cold tone, he used one of amusement. Sakura sighed.
"Well….you suck!"
"Lame…"
"Lame yourself!" Sakura spun on her heel heading outside, while putting the sweat shirt on…Sasuke smirked triumphantly.
No one else should be able that much of you except me…heh.
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Sakura swore as she walked back towards the lake, only to be disappointed when she noticed everyone else disappeared….well, everyone she was hoping to see that is.
"SAKURA-CHAN!" Sakura glanced over at Tobi who was running full sped at her, and then, glomped her.
"TOBI YOU IDIOT! GET OFF OF MY SAKURA-CHAN,YEAH!"
"For the last time, Deidara, she isn't yours!"
Sasori and Deidara made their way towards her as well as Tobi rolled off of her.
"But she's so cute! Isn't she Zetsu-san?"
Zetsu spit out some sand. He was buried from the neck down in the stuff…thanks to his subordinate…
"ff."
Sakura brushed off some of the sand that clung to Sasuke's sweat shirt and looked up. Sasori and Deidara were bickering as Tobi was trying to start a conversation with Zetsu. Past them was Kisame flexing his muscles with Hidan along side him trying to out-do him. Kakuzu and Itachi looked bored as hell, and Leader was running in the shallow end of the lake water, making circles around a confused blue haired…WOMAN?!
"Whoa….i thought she was a he!" Sakura gasped, staring at the Unknown. Sasori stopped talking to Deidara and followed her gaze.
"Yea…we thought so too."
Deidara rolled his eyes.
"Of course, everyone mistakes me for the girl when really it's been the Unknown all along, yeah!"
"Well…you DO look like a girl…"
"danna!"
Sakura shook her head, a small smile playing on her lips.
With the Akatsuki all here now, and everyone else…its going to be constant chaos, huh?
End of Chapter! (whoo hoo like 20 pages right there!)
Kisame: Heh, see my Save the Whales obsession isn't pointless or stupid! Its profitable!
Itachi: …for those who are stupid enough to actually buy the things…like Deidara…
Deidara: HEY!
Sasori: woo…everyone got to see my anime-face….
Deidara: …
Sasori: Episode 21 of shippuden revealed my face…
Deidara: AH! That's right! You looked girlier than me, yeah!
Itachi: Actually, its just his eyes that give that impression, unlike you, your whole appearance screams girl….besides the flat chest and…stuff…
Kisame: heh…
Deidara: WELL ITS NOT MY FAULT IM BEAUTIFUL! YOU, KISAME, ARENT EVEN ONE TO LAUGH! YOUR ONE OF THE UGLIEST PEOPLE IN AKATSUKI, YEAH!
Kisame: that was cold…
Itachi: cheer up, you have a six-pack…
Hidan: SO DO I!
Sasori: no…no you don't…
Kakuzu: kukuku
Hidan: ah, shut the fuck up! You have NO stomach, puppet bitch!
Sakura: Oh dear this is getting very chaotic…
Tobi: I AM THE MASTERMIND OF EVERYTHING!
Pein: e.e
The Unknown: Don't worry, he just thinks he can confuse everyone into believing he's Madara…it makes him feel better when he goes to sleep.
Pein: heh
Tobi: NO! Don't spoil my fun!
Sakura: Uhm…Okay, ignoring them for now, The author was caught up in a lot of things the past week or so, which is why this chapter is late….Hopefully it was worth reading though.
Naruto: NOW FOR THE CHARACTER RESPONSES! DATTEBAYO!
Character Response! A special thanks as well to…
Deidara's Manialoll 4 ever: (Kisame) WE DID! NOOOOOOO!
(Itachi) be quiet kisame…
(Kisame) TT.TT right…
(Itachi) anyway, the name of the song was 'Spice Up your Life'…..
(Kisame) Jeez…how cheesy
(Deidara) YAY I GET MORE PLAY-DOH, YEAH!
(Kisame) Someday, you should build a play-doh house with all the play doh you received…
(Deidara) I should, shouldn't i…un…-smiles as he receives kiss-
(Kisame) ….i never get kisses…
(Deidara) like I said before, you're one of the ugliest members. Deal with it, yeah!
(Itachi) –playin with cow figure- heh heh. Moo.
(Kisame) ugg he is at it again with the mooing…like the habit couldn't stay in 'Who Knew'!
(Deidara) Save the Whales should have stayed behind, as well. You SHOULD say 'FEED THE BIRDS', yeah. Birds are more commonly found anyway, yeah…And I'm glad im alive, too. Chibi-itachi is a bastard…that stupid sharingan!
(Itachi) …
(Deidara) ug..yeah…Thanks for the review, yeah! –hugs-
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ShadowYumii: (Karin) You shouldn't have reviewed! This story is crap without me!
(Suigetsu) If you we in it, the story would be shit, you bitch.
(Karin) WHY YOU!
(Sasuke) I sometimes wonder myself why I chose them…
(Karin) It's my special abilities and sexy appearance that must of done it, Saaasuke-kun!
(Sasuke) I will fry you…
(Itachi) You stole my quote
(Sasuke) grrr SHUT UP GO AWAY!
(Itachi) well its true…
(Juugo) uhm…thank you for your review.
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Kittymarie1212: (Deidara) WHOO HOO, more play-doh, yeah!
(Sasori) U.U of course, no cookies but paint…-sighs and takes paint anyway-
(Sakura) ah they're so pretty!! –hugs-
(Sasuke) tch, like'd I'd share…
(Sakura) Sasuke-kun….-glare-
(Sasuke) grrr…-throws one tomato and walks away with the rest-
(Naruto) RAAAAaaaMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN DATTEBAYO! –dies of happiness-
(Itachi) I need nothing…
(Kisame) aw come on…you know there's something…
(Itachi) nothing!
(Kisame) sure…-throws you a tee- I made it myself! –grins-
(Sir Leader) …hmm…this will come in handy I suppose…
(The Unknown) hmm…yes, useful..thank you…-touches own flower in hair before walking off with Leader-
(Kakuzu) …a hundred…DOLLAR BILL?! MINE! –lunges at it and huggles it-
(Hidan) YOU SCUM BAG! EVERYONE ELSE GOT SOMETHING! EVEN THIS CHEAP PRICK! –kicks Kakuzu who doesn't notice- DAMMIT!
(Zetsu)…i guess it will suffice…-eats-
(Tobi) YAY! –huggles it- I like it..i shall add it to my small collection and it shall be sit between Zetsu-san's plushie and my Sakura-chan plushie!
(Icha) Yay for cookies! –Sasori looks over with a small glint in his eye-
Oh fine, here Saso-chan…-hands over cookies which Sasori gratefully accepts- Thanks for reviewing!
(Kisame) SAVE THE WHALES!
(Deidara) NO! NO, FEED THE BIRDS, YEAH!
(Itachi) ….moo
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The Cookie Thief: (Deidara) awww..you're so sweet, yeah! –hugs back-
(Kiba) She's right, I never get enough love! –hugs- and Akamaru should like these…-hold up biscuits-
(Akamaru) ROOF! –licks your cheek-
(Deidara) woot for the many forms of clay-like materials, yeah!
(Itachi) …hn…
(Deidara) thanks for the review and gifts!
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Animeloverxoxo: (Leader) BORING! HOW DARE YOU! I WORKED HARD TO MAKE SURE ALL THE MEMBERS DID THAT SKIT!
(Kisame) we got a sasu-saku fan who doesn't really care about Akatsuki on our hands, I think…
(Leader) grr…
(Sasuke) hn…
(Sakura) –blush- uhm…well uh…HE MADE ME KISS HIM! O.o
(Sasuke) don't blame it on me. You kissed me back, and you know you liked it…
(Sakura) But this story is T for TEEN…no lemons, if you are expecting THAT!
(Sasuke)………damn…
(Itachi) hn, foolish little brother, did you honestly think you were going to get laid in such a small series like this? I think not…indeed, you are pathetically stupid…
(Sasuke) NAGASHI CHIDORI!
(Itachi) im standing ten feet away from you. That won't work, fool.
(Sasuke) YOU BASTARD!
(Sakura) SASUKE! CONTAIN YOURSELF!
(Sasuke) BUT HE!
(Itachi) hehehe, moo!
(Sakura) ug, men…
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Mari Santoro: (Leader) finally, some appreciation!
(The Unknown) –nods-
(Kisame) ugh there goes my ego…
(Deidara) mine too…
(Tobi) But that was funny! You guys all dressed up like girls and danced to SPICE GIRLS no less! HEHEHE! I wish I'd seen Zetsu in a skirt…
(Zetsu) O.o ..i didn't cross dress…and I never will…brat
(Tobi) awr…
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ChizuOtaku373: (Deidara) SHINY!!!!!!
(leader) U.u they ARE killing all my perfect minions…
(Deidara) and play-doh, yeah!
(leader) ….
(Deidara) aww..-wipes tear from eye- They miss me, yeah! –hugs leader-
(leader) get off me!
(Deidara) TT.TT well, some more than others, un…and here I thought you believed I was precious, yeah!
(leader) your abilities…
(Deidara) oh….un…
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Kisame fish sticks: (Kisame) SOME ONE LOVES ME! –hugs back-
(Sasuke) –munching on tomato-
(Tobi) aww Tobi got a hug!!!
(Hidan) heh, finally some appreciation!
(Sasori) …To answer your other question…They weren't included because Tobi and Hidan are Akatsuki two newest members…well, were…Hidan was new to Akatsuki before Tobi came along
(Hidan) I still should have been included, dammit!
(Sasori) –sigh- can't please everyone…
(leader) Akatsuki DO rule! –grin-
(the Unknown) –nods-
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Akasuna no Morana aka A.H.S: (Hidan) Well, I think we can arrange something –smirks as he snakes a hand around chimey-
(Deidara) Ah! –pulls Hidan away- You should reconsider your…decisions about him, he's not only a pedofile, but he's a major pervert, Chimey, yeah!
(Hidan) I'm no pedofile!
(Deidara) …right…I feel flattered, morana, and proud! Release your inspiration, art IS a bang, yeah!
(Hidan) That's not art, that's being a pyromaniac, dumbass!
(Deidara) Like you would know true art, yeah!
(Hidan) You want to see true art, eh? –grins as he swipes his scythe at Deidara's cheek, then licks it and steps into the seal- Let's begin, shall we! TAKE THIS, PRETTY BOY! AHAHAHA! –is stabbing his stomach-
(Deidara) DANNA! HELP ME, UN! HIDAN'S TRYING TO KILL ME AGAIN, YEAH!
(Sasori) …-grabs popcorn-
(Deidara) DANNA! TT.TT
(Kakuzu) Hidan, you moron! –picks him up by the back of his cloak-
(Hidan) HEY! LEMME GO! IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A SACRAFICE HERE DAMMIT!
(Kakuzu) …no. –walks away dragging a struggling Hidan along-
(Sasori) –sigh- shows over…
(Deidara) –cough- how could you, Danna! I could have died, yeah!
(The Unknown) hold still for a second…-heals him-
(Deidara) YOU DON'T EVEN CARE, YEAH!
(Sasori) you're dead anyway…we're all practically dead, so what does it matter?
(Deidara) WELL I COULD OF DIED AGAIN!
(Sasori) …right…
(Kisame) SAVE THE WHALES!
(Deidara) NOT NOW TUNA FISH!
(Kisame) TT.TT no body loves me! –runs away-
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Kimeta-chan: (Kisame) SAVE THE WHALES! Yes you can use it! Spread the word!!!!
(Itachi) how frustrating…
(Kisame) But it's awesome!
(Itachi) …
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DeiDei-kunsgirl: (Deidara) Yay you love the story, yeah! XD
(Sasori)…..whoo hah…
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Kindcrazynarutofan: (Deidara) INDEED IT DOES! See, Danna? Sakura-chan and I are like, made for each other, yeah!
(Sasori) that's just one person's opinion…She's…still with Sasuke.
(Deidara) Someday then! SOMEDAY, UN!
(Sasori) hopeless…
(Sasuke) don't get any ideas, Barbie boy, I'm not giving her up to you.
(Deidara) Like you can stop me!
(Sasuke) Katon: Gokakyu-no-jutsu!
(Deidara) AH!
(Sasori) heh
(Sakura) Don't I get a say in anything?
(Sasori) …nope…unless you want to go with me?
(Sakura) …hmm
(Sasuke) Sakura!
(Sakura) I mean, thanks but no!
(Sasuke) SAKURA!
(Sakura) Oops, actually, NO I Love only Sasuke-kun! –smiles-
(Sasuke) …
(Sakura) I love you more than anything?
(Sasuke) …good.
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OblivionRose: (Kisame) Of course you could picture Itachi as a girl. If it wasn't for his—
(Itachi) Kisame that's enough…
(Kisame) right…
(Karin) –dodges- HEY! UGH! WELL YOU DON'T SEE SASUKE ASKING THE PINK HAIRED BITCH FOR HELP OR TELLING HER HE NEEDS HER LIKE HE DID ME!
(Sakura) …TT.TT
(Sasuke) I just needed your abilities. Besides, wasn't like you were doing much.
(Karin) GRRR THAT'S IT IM LEAVING!
(Sakura) …yay sasuke-kun!
(Sasuke) …
(Sakura) …what! I wasn't going to cling to you if that's what you think!
(Sasuke) …U.U
(Sakura) O.o…do you…want me to…?
(Sasuke) no
(Sakura) ok then!...ill hug you!
(Sasuke) …-smiles-
(leader) I don't know, I don't know…what a tragedy…
(the Unknown) –pats his back-
(Suigetsu) Heh, no im not, but I do agree with you. I hate Karin too.
(Karin) GRRR!
(Suigetsu) Calm down, wench
(Karin) I'm going to kick your ass!
(Suigetsu) like you could!
(Juugo) Im your..favorite? –smiles-
(Sakura) aww he's so cute!
(Sasuke) ahem..
(Sakura) But not as hot as you!
(Sasuke) –sigh-
(Deidara) TT.TT I KNOW! IT WASN'T MY FAULT! IT WAS THE SHARINGAN, UN! I couldn't stand it, yeah…U.u but I accept your gift! –hugs-
(Sasori) mine! –huggles cookies and slowly creeps away-
(Sasuke) –takes tomato- Tch, like I could die.
(Sakura) jeez, do you have to be so egotistical?
(Sasuke) its true though. Think about it, im one very important character. They couldn't kill me off like that…
(Sakura) true…
(Tobi) Hi! Of course Tobi couldn't die! Tobi is magical!
(Deidara) And I can? Tobi you idiot, yeah!
(Tobi) Deidara-sempai, Tobi is sorry for not being able to help you! –hugs-
(Deidara) uggggg….
(The Unknown) …thank you..
(Icha) Im glad you enjoyed the chapter! And ug…summer work…still didn't do a few things myself, hehehe….oh well. I hope bringing back the review response made people happy!
(Tobi) It makes Tobi happy! Tobi can be in every chapter again! Whether in the story or the responses! YAY!
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Hinata645: (Deidara) I KNOW RIGHT, YEAH?! TT.TT I thought I could win, and I lost and he didn't even die, un! I wanted to finally beat the sharingan…it mocks my art, and I couldn't even defend my art's honor, yeah…so sad…
(Sasuke) It wasn't about art, moron…besides, I would of won either way, due to my bloodline and my smart thinking.
(Sakura) …I don't know why, I always just had pink hair…
(Itachi) I mangekyou the non-reviewers…I don't need fangirls either…
(Kisame) I wish I had fangirls…-sniffle-
(Deidara) Aww, if love were only so simple, yeah!
(Sasori) You sure its not just an infatuation?
(Deidara) No its not. ITS LOVE, YEAH!
(Sasuke) –is hit in face- WHY YOU LITTLE!
(Ed) uhm…hi
(Everyone looks at him)
(Gaara) WRONG SERIES, BITCH!
(Ed) O.O –runs behind you- oh dear…
(Sakura) …gaara just talked!
(Sasuke) oh he said the same thing to Riku during a skit at Yaoi-con…
(Everyone) O.o
(Sasuke) ITS TRUE! NARUTO WAS THERE TOO!
(Naruto) BELIEVE IT!
(Everyone) …
(Sasuke) –sigh- nevermind.
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alana124pyro: (leader) well I thought it was a good idea…
(theUnknown) and now, everyone who reads that will never take Akatsuki seriously again…
(leader) …at least it was a hit…
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dera-chan: (Karin) WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME!
(Suigetsu) You're a useless bitch
(Karin) SHUT UP!
(Juugo) I heard even the author hates her…
(Karin) ugh!
(Icha) Well if you didn't swarm over Sasuke, you'd be pretty cool.
(Karin) …-sigh-
(Juugo) At least she thinks your sorta cool…I know, I'll let you swarm over me so people don't hate you anymore.
(Suigetsu) Juugo, you do not understand the horrible situation you are putting yourself in if you do that.
(Karin) SHUT UP SUIGETSU!
(Suigetsu) Shut up yourself!
(Juugo) oh my…
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Naruto: And THAT is the end of the character review response. BELIEVE IT!
Itachi: Review…-has mangekyou activated-
Kisame: SAVE THE WHALES!
Deidara: NO, FEED THE BIRDS, YEAH!
Sasori: We all need to get lives…this is sad.
Sakura: Uhm…yeah so…thank you again for the reviewers, and goodbye!