A/N: Must...destroy...all of Bella's relationships...Enjoy! R&R please!
Disclaimer: You happen to have short-term memory loss problems? Well, that has nothing to do with me or Stephenie Meyer. Now read!
Oh Jacob, oh Jacob,
Your friends look really fine,
Oh Jacob, oh Jacob,
Their teeth have such a glistening shine!
Oh Jacob, oh Jacob,
They're getting rather close,
Oh Jacob, oh Jacob,
I think I'm really toas--AIEEEEEEEEEEE!
I know, I know it's incredibly short and annoying--but so funny! Set somewhere like with Laurent, but after she knows it's Jacob.
You know what to do...