Chapter 24
"Why do I bother with women again?" Michael asked the day after he had gone to the dance with Mia, Naomi and Leif.
"Because they have this theory that we need them more than they need us," Paul replied. "I think in some cases, they could be right. So I'm guessing last night was quite an experience?"
"More like the event from hell. If Nomi and Mia weren't spending half the time giggling in the bathroom, I had to look at Leif making googly eyes at my baby sister. Jesus."
"Sounds like someone's in love."
"Wow, you just now figured that out? Leif's been all moony for Nomi since they we were all little kids. He's just now starting to be goofy about it."
"Mmmm hmm. Like you're never goofy around Mia."
"Did you ever act like this around Moms?"
"All the time. I still do when you kids aren't looking."
"You still do what when the kids aren't looking?" Montana asked, walking in the room.
Paul playfully smacked her ass lightly. "Be 'all goofy' about you, as they put it these days. Mike's complaining about Leif making eyes at Naomi at the dance last night."
"Oh, that's so sweet," Montana said, smiling.
"You're not helping here, Moms," Michael shook his head.
"What's the matter? I thought you all had a wonderful time. It took forever for your sister to go to sleep last night after you two came home."
"I think Mia should have been hers and Leif's date instead of mine," Michael sighed.
Montana gave her son a hug; he was almost as tall as his father now. "Welcome to the world when we women get together, sweetheart. Besides, Mia just called about twenty minutes ago wanting to know if you want to go to the movies this afternoon."
Michael brightened. "She did?"
"Yes. Just the two of you."
"All right! Let me call her back. Leif probably doesn't have his lazy ass out of bed yet anyway, so what better than to spend some quality time with my girl."
"He probably isn't up yet since the old man is away this weekend," Paul nodded. "By the way, is Naomi awake?"
Michael rolled his eyes. "Oh yeah. She and Kira are up there running their mouths about something. At least they weren't hogging the bathroom."
He then paused before asking, "Why do girls go to the bathroom in pairs anyway?"
"One of life's greatest mysteries, hijo," Paul answered.
"Oh for pity's sake," Montana laughed. "it's not brain surgery. We don't just go to the restroom to use the toilet--makeup needs touching up or bra straps are slipping or hose are riding up or down or whatnot. Then we may be self-conscious about having the men at the table watch our asses as we walk away, it's nice to have a partner, and also take into consideration we may have to pee while we're in there. We're not like you guys who can just whip it out and go while staring at each other's equipment."
"Hey, it's Brian who does that shit!" Paul spoke up. "I have zero interest in looking at other guys' dicks. Oquela."
"No, Pops just checks out girls' boobs," Michael snickered.
"Watch it, boy. I've seen you doing it too when you aren't checking out asses with Leif and Brian."
"Some things don't change when you get older, Mike," Montana laughed again. "Breakfast will be ready in a few."
Meanwhile:
"So you had a good time, huh?" Kira asked.
Naomi nodded eagerly. "Yeah….imagine me with a high school kid and Leif at that!"
"Don't get too excited; he's only a freshman," Kira reminded her.
Naomi gave her a smug look. "Who happened to give me a kiss."
"Wow, he moved fast, didn't he? It didn't seem long ago when you were going 'Ewwww!' at each other."
"Well, that was before Leif grew up and got cute," Naomi giggled. "But he did something else too."
Kira gave her a look. "What?"
"Promise you'll say nothing to Mami and Papi?"
"I'm sure they won't be upset about if you got another kiss, Naomi."
"No, it wasn't just that." Naomi then lowered her voice. "Leif felt my boobs."
Kira managed to keep calm. "Um….what?"
Naomi nodded, grinning. "Uh huh."
"I hope that was all that was felt," Kira said with a warning tone in her voice. "Remember what Papi told you and Mike about sex?"
"Of course. You can't have a baby from getting your boobs felt over a dress, silly."
"No, but just make sure it doesn't go past feeling unless you two use something. To be honest, thirteen is way too young to be doing sex stuff anyway."
"Gee, you sound like Mami now. Did you ever let a boy touch you?"
Kira felt herself blushing. "Um…..yes. But I was sixteen." She didn't elaborate it had been the first time she had slept with someone and it had been a college boy who dumped her a week later.
"Well then, nothing happened to you," Naomi continued.
"No, but I'm saying don't rush into anything, Nom. You're a really smart girl, so don't mess your life up over a guy. Got it?"
"Of course not. I'm not 'doing it' till I get married," Naomi replied. "But feeling around is okay, right?"
"As long as it stops there," Kira said. "Still, just be careful as some guys can go nuts with this kind of thing."