Disclaimer: this is really repetitive and annoying so ill keep it short. I don't own twilight. Now on with the story!
Chapter 3
Carlisle was having a deep thinking session while holding a cup of coffee, he had no idear why he made a cup of coffee, there was a thunder storm so the rest of the Cullen's were out playing baseball (including samo the worm), Carlisle had no idear why but he felt something was going to happen so he was going to hold his cup of coffee until it either got cold or he knew what was going to happen.
Two years later
Carlisle had just begun to hold his new cup of coffee when he then knew what was going to happen, "oh dear god! Samo will do something that might expose our secret!" Esme who had sat next to him all through his deep thinking session finally spoke up, "dear, samo has already nearly exposed our secret but Emmett stopped him in time. Thanks for trying but don't worry next time." The rest of the Cullen's walked into the room seeing if Carlisle was really out of his thinking session, "welcome back to earth!" squeaked Samo, "where the blood is fresh and the girls are hot!" Samo then winked at Bella which sent Edward over the edge, "that's it! That worms flirting with my wife! I'm going to kill it!" he went to leap on it but Emmett restrained him, "come on bro! It's just a worm!" complained Emmett, "besides it's not like it kisses Bella or stuff like that!" Bella then turned her face away trying to conceal a guilty look, "ewwwww!" shrieked Alice, "Bella made out with Samo!" "Oh yer?, not that I haven't seen you snogging him too!" shouted Bella, Alice then leapt at her starting a cat fight. "What can I say?" said samo turning to Edward and jasper trying to grab him, "the ladies love a worm!"
Oh dear god what have I created?! I'm so freaked; I'm scared to write the next chapter! R&R!!