DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT, or the time warp
CLAIMER: I OWN SAMO
CHAPTER 4 OR 5
SAMO was sitting on the coach with Bella and Alice swooning over him, Emmett had Edward & Jasper chained to the fridge which was chained to the table which was chained to mike Newton who was trying to molest a blow-up Bella doll. As you can see it was another perfect day for the colleens but wait! What is this? Carlisle is doing something with the microwave! Samo wriggled over to see what was happening…."mwa ha ha haa!" laughed an evil, stressed Carisle,"has done it!" "Done what?" asked Samo, "I has created a bomb that will destroy everything!!! Mwa ha ha haaaaa!" replied Carlisle grabbing Esme and hopping inside the fridge, "only me and my girl will survive!" then the fridge blasted off into space whilest playing the original poke'mon theme song.
"oooh Samo! What will happen to us? Save us Samo!" cried Bella and Alice in unison, "don't worry babes!" replied Samo, " I will use my super powers to create a worm hole in which we can hide while this commotion blows over (excuse the pun)," "oh Samo! You're the best!" sung Bella and Alice. "what about mike?" asked Emmett turning to where mike was enjoying himself with his blow-up bella, "errrr…" said Samo, "I feel no need to ruin his fun".
And so all the left over Cullen members did the time warp causing them to be sucked into a gaping, multi-coloured hole protecting them from the microwave bomb's explosion. "ARRGGGHHHHHHH!" shrieked Edward and Jasper pointing over where a young girl stood clutching a cute, little, baby penguin. " it's! It's!..." stuttered Emmett looking truly afraid, " WolfGirl00!" yelled samo
He he! Couldn't help myself!
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