DiscLamer: I don't own One Piece, but I do own Miscellaneous First Mate Sam and Miscellaneous Second Mate Seth from Blackbeard's new pirate crew.

Zolo: 4

FFO: Right. Same rules apply as last time. R&R.

Sanji: Hello lovely ladies that may be reading this.

FFO: Shut up Sanji!

Vacation with a Twist

With Whitebeard's Crew

Whitebeard [sarcastically: I'm sorry, I didn't catch who that was again, could you tell me?

Miscellaneous Second Mate Seth: He said it was his cousin.

Ace: My cou- oh . . . yeah my cousin her name's Tasani!

Tashigi: Tasn- oh yes sir, that's my name.

Whitebeard: If she's your cousin then what is she doing out in the middle of the ocean all by herself.

Miscellaneous Second Mate Seth: Well . . .

Ace: It's always been her dream to sea (ha ha) the ocean.

Tashigi changed her name to Tasani.

Tasani: It also beets (ha ha) walking.

Whitebeard: Well while she's here can she help the crew.

Tasani, Ace, and Miscellaneous Second Mate Seth: Yes sir!

With the Straw Hat Pirates

Zoro was sleeping below deck; Sanji was bossing Usopp, Luffy, and Chopper to clean the deck free of every spot of chocolate pudding; and Robin and Nami were in the Crow's Nest talking.

On the Deck

Sanji: C'mon boys. Scrub those floors. Make 'em shine. Make 'em shine.

Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper were scrubbing the floors.

Luffy: Stinking' Sanji. He don't tell me what do. Control my ship will he? Well we'll see about that. SANJIHEAD!

Usopp: How many times do I have to tell you Luffy? You can't use a person's name as an insult.

Luffy: POOPHEAD!

Usopp: That's better.

Sanji: Shut up Luffy, your opinions doesn't matter.

Chopper: Hey, why am I here, I didn't help them scrub chocolate pudding on the deck.

Sanji: But you did help them steal it so I'll make you come back and buff the floor.

Chopper: Hmm . . . I don't mind buffing the floor . . . OK.

Chopper went to Robin's room to find a book on setting bones.

In the Crow's Nest

Nami: What do you think they're doing to him?

Robin: Him? Her.

Nami: Her? Her! What do you mean "her"? Who was on that rowboat?

FFO (Author): Nami remember when Ace battled Smoker.

Nami: Yes.

FFO: And isn't Tashigi always with Smoker?

Nami: Yes.

FFO: So In Turn, met Ace met Tashigi right.

Nami: What? Tashi- mmm . . . mmmm . . .mm . . .MMM . . .MM . . .MMMM.

Robin had covered Nami's hand with her mouth. Nami had also taken a seat in the Crow's Nest with Robin on her knees 6 inches from Nami's face.

Robin [angrily hushed: Calm down. Inhale. Exhale. Zoro's sleepin' do you want him to arise and awaken?

Robin removed her hand from Nami's mouth. Nami was smiling and started to laugh.

Robin: What?

Nami [laughing: You sound too smart to be a pirate.

Robin: Shut up!

Nami [laughing: I'm sorry. You girls want to know something.

Robin: What?

Nami: This whole moment looks like a lesbian moment.

Robin and Nami both laughed.

Robin: You're ridiculous.

With Whitebeard's Crew

Ace: Um, next time let's scrub the floors from the inside out.

Miscellaneous Second Mate Seth: I've got playing cards. Want to play.

Ace and Tasaini: Sure.

Ace: It's OK to be yourself now. When he's steering the He doesn't here (ha ha) anything.

Tasani changed her name back to Tashigi.

Ace: What are you doing out hear (ha ha)?

Tashigi: Smoker ordered me to "take a vacation."

Ace and Miscellaneous Second Mate Seth: What?

Ace: So you decided that while you're out hear (ha ha) you were going to get my brother right?

Tashigi: No, I was going to get the Zoro the swordsman.

Miscellaneous Second Mate Seth checked the floors.

Ace: Floors?

Miscellaneous Second Mate Seth: Half dry.

Ace: If you want me to I can help you reach them.

Tashigi: Thanks.

Miscellaneous Second Mate Seth, Ace, and Tashigi played Go Fish. When they had to go fish, they actually had to catch fish with a rod. I'm serious.

1 Hour Later

Tashigi was on the rowboat headed towards theStraw Hat Pirates.

Tashigi: That was the stupidest way to play Go Fish I've ever played!

Ace: At least you didn't have to jump in the water!

With the Straw Hat Pirates

Zolo and the crew had just finished eating and been lazing around on the deck for 30 minutes except for Chopper who was buffing the floor and Nami and Robin who were doing their nails.

Tashigi: I'm here to take your swords . . .

Everybody went to the right side of the boat. The shadowy figure flipped over and landed behind them. They turned around to reveal that the mysterious voice belonged to TASHIGI!

Tashigi: . . . ROANOA ZOLO!

Nami dragged Sanji away by the ears.

Sanji: I'll be back ladies!

Nami: I 'll take care of this.

Robin: Go ahead and end it while I make sure she dosen't hurt him that bad.

FFO: See you guys later! Ch. 3 in the Works.