Sanji is in jail!
SAnji: and I demand to be let out!
Nami: So does your mama!
Robin: Could you lighten up on him Nami?
Nami: Fine. Your grandfather's daughter.
Robin: That's still his mama.
Nami: He does not know that.
Tashigi and Zolo: 3
FFO: I thought you stop counting.
Usopp: a pirates work is never done.
FFO: Reed and Revuew.
Vacation Twist
Zoro: Grr . . . Robin!
Robin: Oh, Zoro it's just a tiny blemish on my perfect attendance record. I'll get rid of it.
Sanji: NO! I just got this floor cleaned and buffed.
Luffy, Chopper, and Usopp: Hey! What are we CHOPPED LIVER!
Nami: HEY! Nobody's doing anything until I dock this ship!
Nami docked the ship. N. Robin pushed Tashigi. Tashigi fell to the shore.
Tashigi: That was cheesy!
Robin: No, that was a push. You needed one.
Zolo & Nami: Um. . . right.
Nami: You think Robin's jokes are little. . .
Zolo: Lame, yes.
Usopp: Robin, you're supposed to be doing your job!
Robin: Yeah, yeah, yeah, like I said. It's just a tiny blemish on my perfect attendance record. I'll get rid of it.
Luffy: Well Robin you'd better hurry.
Robin: Why?
Luffy: Cause she's tearing up my ship!
Usopp: Your ship?
Luffy: Yes, my ship!
Usopp: How is it your ship!
Luffy: Well, I'm the captain!
Usopp: You may be the captain, but my friend bought it for me!
While Usopp and Luffy were arguing about whose boat it was, Robin had managed to punched Tashigi in the face.
Robin Well. . .
Tashigi: You punched me!
Robin: Isn't it better me than Zolo.
Tashigi glared at Robin.
Robin: Aww. . . or does our little Tashigi have a crush on the very thing that she hunts.
AL: That did it! Everybody! Run for your lives and run for the high hills! We are all doomed!
FFO: But. . .
AL: But nothing! Just tell me and everybody else where to stinking hide!
Sanji: Well . . . there is a chair in the parlor. . .
AL: No talking Sanji and find a bigger hiding space!
Tashigi: YOU TAKE THAT BACK NICO ROBIN!
Robin: I'm sorry I can't.
Tashigi: Why not?
Robin: Cause the author. . .
FFO: Please, call me FFO. Everybody else does.
Robin: Fine, cause FFO has a quota to meet.
Tashigi: Grr. . .
Tashigi attacked and Robin dodged. X 30
Words of Battle
Robin: Oh, I'm sorry did I insult you?
Tashigi: I do not love him!
Robin: If you don't love him then why are you get red-faced over it?
Tashigi: Because I'm. . .
Robin: You're. . .
Tashigi: . . .infuriated that you would even say anything like that!
Robin: What, something so true?
Tashigi: No. . . something so FALSE!
Robin: Oh, someone really wants the corner office.
Tashigi: SHUT UP! Besides I already have a corner office.
Robin sung: The author didn't tell me to.
Tashigi: When I get a hold of you I'll. . .
Robin: You'll what pound me into mincemeat, look at how that's going.
Tashigi: SHUT UP!
Robin stopped moving around and Tashigi got out her thermos and had some ramen.
FFO: Yes, Tashigi is eating ramen in the middle of the fight. Robin gets rice in the next chapter. Luffy must wait 2 chapters before eating.
Nami: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Zoro: YEAH, YOU SAID YOU WOULD TAKE CARE OF THIS!
Robin: Oh, she's not that though. Hard, maybe, but not like --
Nami: ROBIN, WATCH OUT!
Robin ducked as she turned around (matrix style duck) only to find that the sword barely missed her by 3cms.
Robin: Why you little wi-!
Robin had to duck again because Tashigi madly started swinging her sword around and was getting close to hitting Robin. Robin on the other hand was slapping her around, trying to choke her, and nearly grabbed her own sword and tried to kill her with it, which was hard by itself.
Zoro: This is taking too long.
Nami: I'll go down there and stop this.
Luffy ran up to Nami while she was trying to get on a boat.
Luffy: Nami, I've figured it out!
Nami: Figured out what Luffy?
Luffy: Remember when you asked me 'why do I love you?'
Nami: I never asked you that!
Luffy: Well I wrote you a poem about it!
Nami: You're delusional!
Nami jumped in the water and swam to shore. Robin stepped out of Nami's way.
Robin: I said I would take care of it.
Nami: Well you're taking too long.
Nami punched Tashigi so hard it sent her flying behind a rock.
Nami: Now hold her there.
Robin: Sheeh. . . A girl can't have any fun any more.
They went over toward the rock.
Robin: Can you stop Nami from picking on Sanji.
FFO: No, but here's what I can do.
FFO gets out paper.
FFO: Have Nami sign that and write a contract a around it.
Chopper: I've got mail!
Luffy: Is it about food?!
Chopper: No. It says chap 4 in the works!