Q woke up one day. It was a normal day in her normal life. She pulled of the covers and let herself slowly wake up. She went over her plans for the day in her mind.

1.) Make a chocolate-jelly sandwich for lunch.

2.) Go to school

3.) Annoy Eliza

4.) Break out of school early with Coco and Mac.

5.) Get up the down escalators in the mall without getting caught by the rent-a-cop they had working there.

6.) Go to the airport and perform for the pissed-off people(see if they give cash)

7.) Watch "The Labyrinth" for the millionth time. (SPANDEX!!!)

8.) Cruise and Youtube 'til I pass out in front of my computer.

Once she had gone over her checklist she let her legs slowly slide to the floor. The cold wood floor greeted her warm toes and goose bumps started to rise on her arms. Q rubbed the sleep from her eyes and started to walk to the kitchen with her eyes closed. She had long ago memorized the lay out of her house. It was needed when her principal came to visit and she had to avoid being spotted by both her mom and Principal Pannyeck(pronounced pain-e-yeck but is called pain in neck by all students).

In the kitchen, Q looked around for any sigh of a note. There was a note on the fridge addressed to Q from Mum but Q knew very well that her mother would never leave her a message in the open. Q stood in the center of the kitchen and did a complete 360.

"There are no visual displacement clues"

Q's mom loved acting like a spy. She would leave Q secret codes and they would always be in strange places.Q walked over to the fridge and carelessly opened it.She scanned the contents of it till she found what she was looking for.

"Mmm.Milk "she mumbled under her breath.

She scooped up th milk carton ,opened it ,and tried to pour some into her mouth.Instead of milk a folded up piece of paper hit her in the eye.

"Damn it!And I was going to have cereal too!What crackpot thing will my mom come up with next?"

Q tore open the note.In her mom's neat handwriting read:

"The Kangaroo has left the tree.Meet me at the Burger at 12:00 .Bring your socks and hairties."

"Okay .I'll do that right now .Not."

Q crumpled up the note and threw it any random direction.It just so happens that the direction that the paper was going was at Mac,Q's friend, who had just come in from the back yard.The note hit her on the face.

"Fuck!!What the hell did I do?"she screamed.

Q smiled sheepishly," You sneaked up on me?"

"Ya right!Well next time try throwing something that won't scare the crap out of me,better yet don't throw things at my face!"

Q lifted her hands .

" I surrender !"

Mac stuck her tongue out at Q.Both went to the table and sat down.Q place the milk carton at the center of the table.

"So where was the secret message from the moms?"

"It was in the milk carton ,so no cereal today."

Mac picked up the carton and looked into it.

"Man!That sucks."

"Tell me about it."

"So what was in the projectile?"

Q rolled her eyes,

"Do your chores ,get your homework done(if you bother to get it),try not to get killed by your evil teachers,and tell Mac and CoCo hi "

" I remember that code.Good thing you found it and not someone else .They would think your mom's insane"Mac said jokingly.

" If they didn't already think that!I need to go dye my hair, be back soon."

"M-kay"

Q ran upstair to her bathroom.She looked at herself in the mirror .What she saw was a normal looking girl, with a hit of mischif in her eyes ,medium length hair brown hair and around five feet tall.Anyone would think she was a sweet and well behaved girl.Smirking at the shell that kept in what she was ,Q wispered to her reflection,

"Good-bye and fair well . You won't be around for a while.If I have to be sent of to Ireland for a while why not leave the old the way I'll enter the new,looking great.

After what seemed like an hour Q emerged from the bathroom,her hair was mixture of blue ,green,and bits of orange here and had arrived while she was away .CoCo squeled when she saw Q's hair .

"You look fabulos!"

"You know I have to agree with her"said Mac in a surprised tone. Her hair was already a violet that you couldn't look at for to long without going blind.

" You even got your eyebrows . It looks so natural. Wait...no ...it looks like you where ment to look that way.Ya that's what I mean."

Mac and Q laughed .

"Thanks guys .Know my hair looks some what like your's"

CoCo's hair was a moss green that looked almost black from far away.They heard a loud horn blari outside.

"That's us !"Mac said leading everyone out the frontdoor.

There was a woman sitting in an old car outside .She had thin stripes of neon blue in her hair ,wich was pulled back into a bun,she was waring a bussiness suit and she also had those earings that were a piece of wood that made your piercing expand.To Q her mom looked like a teenager forced to grow up ,but wasn't giving up without a fight.

"Like your hair Q !Now get on in!"called Q's mom.

The girls got in and were quickly wisked away to school to cause all sorts of trouble.

I don't own any of the Artemis Fowl Characters but I do own the plot and Q and her gang.I need a little help with what Q's last name should be so if you have any ideas put them in your reviews.thanx to all the cool people that reviewed the prologue.go ahead and review and if you don't want to spend a lot of time writing just type in 1 for i liked it or 0 for try harder.bye!!