And it goes on and on...

Disclaimer: I do not own Weird Al Yankovic or Panera, obviously.

Chapter 2

Boris Is My Friend!

Adi Gallia, who had been unfortunate enough to be stuck at the end of the group going to Panera after being magically zapped there, was the only one to hear the dreaded voice of Jar Jar Binks. First she thought she had heard wrong, but when she backtracked and peeked into the recentled vacated room, every fear was confirmed.

There stood the dreaded alien, looking around, confused. Just as she was going to leave for good, he turned and saw her. "Yousa stayin'?" She winced at his annoying voice and hopeful tone, then backed up, acting as though she hadn't heard him. Once she was out in the hallway, she started running, but she heard his feet slapping the floor behind her...

Meanwhile, at Panera...

"I want a bagel! No, no... wait! I want a muffin! Yes, a muffin. Wait, is that an apple tart? I want that!"

"That's not an apple tart, you bozo."

"Coffee, what kind of, do they have?" Yoda's raspy question went completely unnoticed.

"I want a bagel! And some coffee! And one of those things over there!"

"Hey, is that soup?"

"SHUT UP!" yelled Qui-Gon, who was the one ordering. The group quieted.

"One at a time. Yoda, what do you want?"

"Coffee, I will have. Two sugars, black."

"Sugar is WHITE, Yoda." Obi-Wan said with a smirk.

"He meant to say black, two sugars." Qui-Gon said, glaring at his Padawan.

"Why does he have to talk backwards, anyway? It so annoy-OUCH!" Obi-Wan looked down to the spot where Yoda had whacked him with his stick. "Ouch! What did you do that for?"

"Respectful, you should be!" Yoda said, running at him again. Obi-Wan turned and ran from him.

"Okay, coffee for Yoda, a bagel for Obi-Wan, Ki-Adi-Mundi wanted one of those cinnamon things over there, right?" The Jedi nodded. "So... what do you want?"

Qui-Gon turned to look at Small Random Padawan who has some Long Hyphenated Name. "Uhhh..." Small Random Padawan stuck his thumb in his mouth and pointed to the menu. "Onna those."

"Okay... and whatever Small Random Padawan was pointing at."

"Haha! Qui-Gon Jinn, we meet! For the last time!"

Qui-Gon whipped around, but saw no one. "Who said that?"

"I did!"

Qui-Gon still saw no one.

"Down here."

He looked down. There, on the floor next to his boot, was a fish.

"What?"

Yoda had finished beating Obi-Wan and had returned. Seeing the little green fish, he grinned and giggled happily.

"Boris!"

"Yoda!"

"Who is Boris?" Qui-Gon questioned, watching as Yoda let the fish hop into his hand.

"My friend, Boris is! Hehe..."

"You tried to kill me once, Qui-Gon. Now, I shall return the favor!"

Oh, a cliffhanger. Right... now... moving on...

Boris Is My Friend! Stars

Yoda as Yoda

Qui-Gon Jinn as Qui-Gon Jinn

Obi-Wan Kenobi as Obi-Wan Kenobi

Small Random Padawan as Small Random Padawan

Jar Jar Binks as Jar Jar Binks

Adi Gallia as Adi Gallia

Boris the Fish as Boris the Fish

Ki-Adi-Mundi as Ki-Adi-Mundi