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Chapter Two: Sneaky Sneaky Jess looked through the binoculars out the window, watching the mayor waddle into his own home. Her eyes moved over to the port, and saw the pirates had yet to leave probably staying for the night. She grinned to herself, turning around to Taco. "He's gone." Taco just laughed, "You know, you look almost like a Pedo looking out the window with those."

She laughed evilly, "And?" "Ready to head down?" They looked down at their all black attire; Jess had a black beanie over her red hair. They quietly snuck out of the house through the back door, which was out of view from the mayor's house. They quietly closed the door, walking out towards the woods to give themselves more cover.

The moon was shining brightly through a few scattered clouds, the stars barely shown tonight. The girls continued moving forward, quietly walking afraid to catch any extra attention that could possible get them in trouble.

The stopped in the same bush they were in only hours before, staring up at the ship they were about to sneak out on to. Just as Jess and Taco was about to leave the cover the bush was providing them, someone popped out in front of them.

Both girls fell back onto their butts, staring at the same Straw Hat wearing boy as before. He grinned down at them, jumping in the bush next to them. "Yo!"

Taco shoved Jess aside and hopped over to the boy. "Hey! My name is Taco. What's yours?!"

"My name is Luffy! I like your name, Taco!" Luffy grinned. Taco grinned with him and Jess pouted.

"What am I? Invisible?" She asked.

"Yea." Taco replied. "You've been replaced!"

Jess gasped. "You can't do that! What about….the LOVE we had. What about our kids!?"

Taco snorted. "Please. I never wanted those brats in the first place."

Taco stood up and looked at Luffy. "Can we see your ship?"

Luffy grinned. "SURE!"

Just as Taco was about to walk with Luffy, Jess clinged onto her ankle.

"NoOoOoOo! Please don't leave me! I loveded you!"

Taco stared at Jess before sweeping her up in a hug. "Oh Jess…I can never leave you."

"Taco…." Jess started to fake cry onto Taco's shoulder. Soon, the fake cries were turned into laughter as the girls started rolling on the floor. Luffy laughed and exclaimed.

"You guys are funny! Come on. Let's go meet the rest of the crew!" And Luffy led them onto their ship.

Soon, they were all introduced to each other and the two girls were hopping happily on the deck.

"I can't believe we're on a pirate ship!" Jess exclaimed happily.

"I know! This is so cool!" Taco grinned.

"Shouldn't you guys be at home? The mayor said you're not allowed to be here." Nami told them.

The two stopped and stared at the girl before they busted out laughing.

"SCREW THAT OLD MAN!" Taco exclaimed.

Jess nodded beside her, "He needs to get that rather large stick out of his ass!" Luffy blinked at her, "He has a stick in his butt?" Jess laughed, "Yup!" Taco shrugged, "Though you can't blame him."

Jess nodded, "Pirates use to attack our village all the time!" "Then the old man started barking out laws like crazy." Jess pouted, "He ruins all our fun with those stupid rules!" Usopp peeped up from in front of them, "How many laws do you two break?"

They both grinned evilly, "At least 5 a week." Nami looked at the girls, "And what happens if he finds you on our ship?" Jess tapped her chin, "Well… I don't really know. We've never exactly been on a pirate ship be-!"

Jess trailed from her sentence her eyes landing on the small reindeer known as Chopper. She jumped at him, pulling him into a hug, "You're sooo CUTE!" Taco scratched her head, "She's gonna cry her eyes out when you guys leave."

Luffy grinned, "Then come with us!"

Jess looked up at the boy, still hugging tightly onto the struggling Chopper, "But… we can't do much fighting." Taco nodded, "Really all we can do is run around like morons." Luffy tapped his chin, then a light bulb lit in his head, "You can be our comedians! You guys are really funny!"

Taco and Jess looked at each other and shrugged. "Alright…we're in."

Luffy grinned. "YAY!" He yelled. He made to tackled the duo, but Jess sidestep, making Taco the one being tackled. "I'M SO GLAD YOU JOINED MY CREW!"

Taco blushed and felt herself being oxygen deprived by the huge hug Luffy was giving her. "OI!" Taco yelled. "I CANT BREATHE!"

It was then that Luffy was kicked off by the ever sexy, Sanji.

"Thanks Sanji." Taco said, standing up. "I thought I was gonna die…"

"So you two idiots are going to join…what about your parents?" Zoro asked, dodging a kick from Sanji.

"I got no parents." Taco answered.

"I'M A TEST TUBE BABY!" Jess cheered.

"Is…that something to be cheerful about?" Usopp asked.

Jess shrugged. "I think it's awesome that I didn't come out of a woman's vagina."

Taco laughed and Luffy grew confused.

"What's a vagina?"

Taco gave him a look before looking at Zoro. "Is he really that stupid?"

Zoro sighed and nodded. "Yea…"

"And he's your captain…?" Jess asked.

"Yea."

"Interesting." Both girls said at the same time.

"Is it really?" Sanji asked.

"Not really." They grinned and Taco noticed Robin.

"You're fucking hot." She pointed at the woman, who blinked.

"Um…"

Jess bounced up next to the tall woman looking up at her, "She's bi!" Luffy tilted his head to the side, "What's that?" Jess giggled to herself, and Taco answered, "I like boys and girls!" Luffy again, tilted his head to the side, "I like boys and girls too… am I bi?"

Zoro shook his head, walking away, "I'm tired." Jess began jumping up and down, "Pick me! Pick me!" Taco blinked calling on Jess, "Hi!" The crew blinked at the grinning Jess, sweat dropping. Sanji danced over to her, "Hi Jess-chan!"

She stuck her tongue out, "Ew! Just call me Jess!" Taco looked over towards Jess, whispering to the person next to her which happened to be Nami, "I don't think she's realized that she not hugging Chopper anymore." Nami looked over towards Jess then back to Taco, "I take it she likes him?" Taco nodded, "If you hadn't noticed from the glomping, she's quite attracted to anything cute in fuzzy, oh, and shiny things

Just then Jess started crying, "Where's Chopper!?" Chopper gulped from behind Luffy, "Stay away!" Jess pouted, "B-but.." Sanji smiled down at Jess, "You can hug me!

Jess grinned jumping on Sanji, "Yay!" Hearts exploded from Sanji's body. Nami blinked, shaking her head, "We should probably set out early tomorrow so the mayor doesn't notice you two." "Don't worry about us!"

Jess nodded with Taco, "We're sneaky!" "I'm hungry!" Everyone looked over to their Captain, Nami glared at him, "You just ate before they came!" He pouted, "I'm still hungry."

Taco raised her hand. "I CAN COOK!"

Jess pointed at Taco. "SHE CAN COOK! SHE GOTS MAD SKILLZ!"

Taco nodded happily and Luffy cheered. "YAY!"

"So can I?!" Taco hopped up and down happily.

"Yea! Yea!" Luffy nodded.

Nami sighed. "I guess we can have a snack."

Taco grinned. "Where's the kitchen?!"

Sanji hopped up. "Over here, my dear!" He exclaimed, leading Taco to the kitchen.

Jess pouted. "She stole my huggy person." She spotted Chopper trying to sneak away and she grinned. "REINDEER!" And she glomped him.

"GAH!" Chopper screamed.

"This is gonna be so much fun!" Jess cheered. "I can't wait!"

In the kitchen, Taco was exclaiming the same thing. "We're pirates, yo!"

She grinned. "YO HO! YO HO! A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!"

-End-

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