And on it goes... just saw the word 'cheesecake' so who knows what I'll do with that...

Disclaimer: I do not own cheesecake. There is NONE in my house. Er... I mean, I don't own the invention of cheesecake. Does anybody know who actually first created cheesecake? And why is it called cheesecake anyway? The mysteries of life...

Chapter 3

Of Little Sticks, Little Bagels, and Really Big Egos

"Yoda! Stop waving that thing around!" Qui-Gon shouted at the little green man, who was trying to balance his little stick on the end of his nose. He was stumbling around, trying to keep it erect, and bumping into tables and chairs in the process.

"Ugh!" Cried a lady as Yoda rammed into their table. "My dress! Oh, my beautiful dress! I'm suing!" She motioned down at her white dress, which sported a dark splotch on the stomach area.

Yoda giggled. "Sue me, you can not! Immortal, I am!"

"What the..."

Yoda and the Random Lady started to get into a fight, screaming at each other. She raised her leg to kick him; he bit her ankle.

Qui-Gon shook his head and went to pick up the order. Obi-Wan was sitting at the table with an ice pack against his head when Qui-Gon returned.

"Master..." he whined, looking at his bagel. "This bagel is really, really small!"

Qui-Gon turned to his Padawan, irritated. "No, it's not, Obi-Wan. It's perfectly normal in size. Ki-Adi-Mundi... MAN that's hard to say... here's your muffin."

Ki-Adi-Somethingorother wasn't paying attention. He was looking at his reflection in a small pocket mirror, brushing his beard. Then he looked over at Another Random Lady and grinned.

"Hey there, good lookin'. What are you doing tonight?"

She jumped out of her seat, threw her drink in his face, and ran out of the place.

Ki-Adi-Somelongname shrugged. "I've been through worse."

Qui-Gon was staring at the fellow Jedi nervously. "Uh... Ki-Adi? She just threw coffee in your face."

Ki-Adi-Mundi suddenly jumped out of his seat. "Ouch! Ouch! Hot coffee! Hot! Hot! Hot coffee!"

"Slightly delayed reaction..." Obi-Wan muttered, wondering if that weird guy with the huge head was always like that.

"Just eat your bagel."

"But I'm TELLING you, it's SMALL!"

Suddenly, Random Lady and Yoda came into view, wrestling on the floor. She was pulling on his ears, and he was grabbing fistfuls of her hair while trying to singe them off with his lightsaber.

Also suddenly, Adi Gallia rushed into Panera. She hurried over to Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon's table, gasping for breath.

"Adi, what's wrong?" Qui-Gon asked. Obi-Wan slapped her on the back a few times.

"I'm not... choking... you... moron!" She gasped. "He was chasing me... all over... I think I finally lost him."

She craned her head to try and peek out of the door.

"Who? Who was chasing you?"

Solemnly, she turned to them and uttered three horrific, dreaded words.

"Jar Jar Binks."

So it continues... Anyway... I hope this story is going okay. I sincerely hope no one thinks I am copying their idea... not that anybody else would have this idea other than myself.

Of Little Sticks, Little Bagels, and Really Big Egos Stars

Yoda as Yoda

Qui-Gon Jinn as Qui-Gon Jinn

Obi-Wan Kenobi as Obi-Wan Kenobi

Adi Gallia as Adi Gallia

Ki-Adi-Mundi as Ki-Adi-Mundi

Marie Callenger as Random Lady

Cher as Another Random Lady